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13Busting Santa
The Grandpa's are always getting the children to do things that make Bella & Edward crazy all year long. Christmas is no exception; they just ramp it up bringing their A game.Twilight, M, English, Family & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 21, follows: 22, 12/29/2016, Bella, Edward
12What Not to Do When Spying
Emmett has found the girl of his dreams; however, he needs a wingman to get to know her better. Now if only he can get his brother Edward to agree, but he has a plan to ensure his compliance and maybe dream girl has a friend for Edward too. That would be nice since Edward is tired of being set up by his parents on blind dates.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 18, follows: 18, 4/21/2013, Bella, Edward, Emmett
158Moose on the Loose »
Ever wonder what would happen if Edward ate a drunk animal? Wonder no more, this story answers that question. An average hunting trip goes awry when he meets Melvin the moose after snacking on his drunk friend Harold.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 35k+, favs: 57, follows: 85, updated: 4/12/2013 published: 1/25/2012, Bella, Edward
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Catastrophe
Doesn't every child want to have a pet? Of course they do, why would Nessie be any different, but with her parents there's no way. However, it's a good thing she has a great Uncle that sees it's a good idea.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 12k+, favs: 33, follows: 12, 7/7/2012, Bella, Edward
17 Crocodile Rock
Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett & Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 35, follows: 14, 5/4/2012, Edward, Bella
25Slippin' and a Slidin' Emmett Cullen Style »
What happens when you have one bored vampire who has been stuck in the house because of the sun and a two year old who encourages him to act like a two year old? You get Emmett designing his own summer of fun and sucking everyone into it with him.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 14k+, favs: 26, follows: 24, updated: 1/25/2012 published: 7/25/2010, Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
8Just What the Doctor Ordered
Carlisle takes a new job in Forks to start a new life for him and Edward after his wife's passing. He meets Esme in the oddest of ways, but she is just what the doctor ordered to cure his disease. HEATwilight, M, English, Romance & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 14, follows: 9, 10/2/2011, Carlisle, Esme
11 Emmett's St Patrick's Day
This is what happens when you watch TV commercials, you end up in Seattle at the St. Patrick's Day parade. Are the Cullen's and Swan's Irish? Find out in this fluffy humor filled one shot.Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 5k+, favs: 11, follows: 4, 3/18/2011, Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie