Me?

"Scottish by birth, British by law,
Highlander by the grace of God."

Ronald Bilius Weasley is the only reason I haven't dropped this whole Harry Potter thing like a hot potato. And you can quote me on that.

The shinobi (naruto) world and it's chakra system is full of fun and interesting potential, as for the main characters...? Meh, take em or leave em.

Bashing is the Rita Skeeter of story telling and if you actually enjoy it, congratulations, you are literally Dolores Umbridge.

What if Saiyans existed in the DC universe? What if Attack on Titan used Power Rings instead of Titans? What if The Entities in Worm replaced Devil Fruits in One Piece? Or vice versa? What if The Force (and lightsabers) replaced magic in A Song of Ice and Fire?

Something weird? I love duck, but I'm allergic to chicken.

The Dragon Ball Pact: This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the Manga or the Anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A

Top Twenty Favourite Manga/Manhwa/Anime

1. One Piece
2. Dragon Ball Z
3. Berserk (These three are the top of the top, ain't nothing gonna move them!) RIP Kentaro Miura - 06/05/2021
4. One Punch Man
5. Hajime no Ippo
6. Attack on Titan
7. Akumetsu
8. Tower of God
9. Hunter x Hunter
10. Kingdom (If Berserk and Hajime no Ippo had a kid it would be this manga)
11. Highschool Of The Dead
12. Sun-ken Rock
13. Chainsawman
14. Solo Levelling
15. Goblin Slayer
16. Mob Psycho 100
17. History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
18. Vinland Saga
19. My Hero Academia
20. Pluto

(Honorary Mentions) The Promised Neverland - Black Clover - The Last Human - Wolf Guy Ookami No Moshou - Dr. Stone - Jagaaaaaan - Gantz - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Kengan Ashua - Hellsing - Battle Royale - Black Lagoon - Aiki - Baki the Grappler - Shamo - Cowboy Bebop - Naruto - Veritas - Death Note - Dorohedoro - Fullmetal Alchemist - Outlaw Star - The Gamer - The Breaker - Dragon Ball -

Fanfiction (One or two fics I highly recommend.)

With This Ring (Young Justice) by Mr Zoat (Power Rings are Awesome)

The Games We Play (RWBY/The Gamer) by rgm0005

Game of Champions (Pokemon) by L. Lamora

Dirt (The Last of Us) by Astern

Variant Strain (Spider-Man/Prototype) by scriviner

Warrior (Dragon Age) by DragonHunter88

Favourite Comics

Invincible

Ultimate Spider-Man

Watchmen

World War Hulk

Old Man Logan

Favourite Movies

The Matrix (The sequels were good, but this movie from start to finish is a standalone masterpiece.)
Lord of War
Die Hard
Deadpool
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Friday the 13th (all)

Joker

The Dark Knight
Dog Soldiers
Guardians of the Galaxy

Ocean's Eleven/Twelve/Thirteen

The Hateful Eight

Goodfellas
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
Cool Hand Luke
Rush Hour (1/2)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Meaning of Life
Shaun of the Dead / Hot Fuzz / The World's End

Kill Bill volume 1&2

Outlander
Indiana Jones (1/2/3)
The Wolf of Wall Street
The Incredible Hulk

Predator (1/2)
Legend of the Drunken Master
Spider-Man 2
Dracula: Dead And Loving It
Freddy vs Jason

The Tomorrow War

Boss Level

Mayhem
Sin City
Underworld
Airplane (1/2)
The Terminator (1/2)
Ace Ventura (1/2)
Fight Club
Snatch
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Martian
Logan
Shawshank Redemption
Mad Max: Fury Road
Back to the Future (1/2/3)
Pulp Fiction

Favourite Books and Authors (I mostly read Horror, Sci-fi, Action Adventure, Thriller... and Fantasy on occasion... and almost anything with zombies)

Stephen King

Terry Pratchett (I'm honestly disappointed in myself that I didn't get into his stuff until after he died...)

J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter series (The sparks all but gone, don't mention the seventh book, and JK's gone insane... still it was fun while it lasted.)
David Moody - Hater trilogy
Jonathan Maberry - Joe Ledger series
Anthony Horowitz - Alex Rider series (ha, I'll probably still be rereading this when I'm old and senile)
Phillip Pullman - His Dark Materials

Wildbow - Worm (damn, talk about love at first sight... I swear if this isn't paperback someday soon I'm gonna be seriously pissed)

Favourite Games (My first ever console was an old school SNES then came the age of the Playstation)

Spyro the Dragon 1/2/3 (PS1) (Seriously forget Mario, Sonic, Crash or whatever... Classic Spyro was my f#king hero!)
Super Mario Kart (SNES)
Crash Team Racing (PS1)
Overlord II (PS2)
Spider-Man 2 (PS2)
Ninja Gaiden
Primal (PS2)
Gun (PS2)

Dragon Age
The Elder Scrolls V:
Bloodborne

Marvel's Spider-Man

God of War (PS4)

Doom (2016)

Doom Eternal (soooooo goddamn fun)

Red Dead Redemption II

Borderlands

Dragon Ball FighterZ
Mass Effect
Grand Theft Auto
The Last of Us
Deadpool
Bioshock 1/2/Infinite
Dead Space 1/2/3
Batman Arkham Games
Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi (PS2)
Pokémon: Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal (Gameboy)

Favourite Cartoons/TV Series

South Park
American Horror Stories

Squid Game
Westworld
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Breaking Bad

Bojack Horseman
Bluestone 42
Daredevil
RWBY vol 1-3 (I really miss when everything was also a gun)
Archer
Silicon Valley

Ed, Edd n' Eddy
Red vs Blue
Legends
The Flash
Game of Thrones

The Boys

Limitless (I can't believe they cancelled this show AFTER ONLY ONE GODDAMN SEASON!! WTF!!???!?)
The Leftovers
Defiance
Jessica Jones
Blackadder (2/3/4)

Agent's of Shield

Bottom
Supernatural
Black Mirror
Suits
You, Me, and the Apocalypse (...God damn it.)

Spectacular Spider-Man (it's official... we live in the worst timeline)
Frasier
Rick and Morty
Hannibal
Star Trek Enterprise
The Walking Dead
Gavin and Stacy
American Dad
Christmas
The Orville

Megas XLR
Robot Chicken

Teen Titans
Forever (Ugh)
House
Mrs Brown's Boys
Elementary
Scrubs
Porridge
Hunted
True Detective
Dexter
Killjoys
Fargo
Malcolm In The Middle
Z Nation
Blue Bloods
Still Game
Red Dwarf
Gotham (I had no idea how awesome Batman is without Batman, they should try that with Naruto and Harry Potter)
Father Ted

Samurai Jack
Only Fools and Horses

Falling Skies
Everybody Loves Raymond
Dark Matter

Zombie Apocalypse Team (See, this is what happens when you have too much free time...)

Leader: Sam Vimes (Diskworld)
Brawler: Annie Leonhardt (Attack on Titan)
Marksman: Buster Skruggs (The Ballad of Buster Skruggs)
Weapons Expert: Frank Castle/The Punisher (Marvel)
The Kid: Kenny McCormick/Mysterion (South Park)
Swordsman: Guts (Berserk)
Speed Fighter: Neopolitan (RWBY)
The Driver: Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
Mascot(s): Skipper/Kowalski/Riko/Private (The Penguins of Madagascar)
Renegade: Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
Brains: Lisa Wilbourn/Tattletale (Worm)
Medic: Mordin Solus (Mass Effect)
Resident Dumbass: Michael J. Caboose (Red vs Blue)
Girl Who Got Knocked Up: Morrigan (Dragon Age)
Guy Who Dies First: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

Favourite Words

Shenanigans, Gargantuan, Sustenance, Discombobulate, Homophobia, Medulla Oblongota, Ludicrous, Rapscallion, Blasphemy, Rambling, Sufferin Succotash, Lesbians, Ramshackle, Bromance, Guy Love, Hubris, Inevitable, Promiscuous, Shpadoinkle, Despicable, Clevage, Galore, Crevice, Gobbledygook, Monumental, Gratuitous, Savvy, Volumptuous, Amscray, Kerfuffle, Kushti, Testicular Fortitude, Smouldering, Areola, Flabbergasted, Gumption, Caboose, Cowabunga, Toodle Pipski, Murgatroyd, Pilgrim, Fickle, Mammaries, Caligula, Skylarking, Bow-chicka-bow-wow, Codswallop, Forsooth, Bumder, Ecumenical, Hakuna Matata, Zombification, Curves, Obscenities, Langoliers, Hippogriff, Rope-a-dope, Troglodyte, Lallapalooza, Hufflepuff, Tenterhooks, Shama-lama-ding-dong, Kamehameha, Stout Disposition, Hungarian, Kemosabe, Copacetic, Leverage, Tally-ho, MILF, Foolhardy, Chimichanga, Wolfish, Rambunctious, Tank, Touché, Ample, Harkins, Ruh-roh, Juggernaut, Capisce, Doggie Style, Swish, Abomination, Smeg, Palaver, Hullabaloo, Post Haste, Zounds, Beelzebub, Gilgamesh, Bazooka, Shift Switching, Don Quixote, Gazuntite, Schtick, Nakama, Preposterous, Tomfoolery, Haymaker, Roundhouse, Feral, Bastardised, Indubitably, Coagulate, Copulate, Bamboo, Fellatio, Vamoose, Cochise, Degradation, Haphazardly, Decapitation, Killjoy, Hence, Lollygagging, Unmitigated, Fireworks, Cornucopia, Inconceivable, Diabolical, Convoluted, Contrived, Balderdash, Finagle, Yippee Ki Yay Motherf#, Hackneyed...

Anything humans can imagine is a possibility in reality.
Willy Karen

To the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.
J.K. Rowling

There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars.
Louis CK

Yeah, sometimes I wonder if there's things we'll never explain. You know, like, you know, what if we did answer all the questions? You know, would we live on, like forever, happy with our triumph over ignorance? Or is ignorance just a common enemy that once destroyed, would leave our species without a reason to carry on? I guess it doesn't matter what the answer is... because even if supreme knowledge did bring about the end of our species, the thought of obtaining it is just what would keep us together. You know? People will always look up at the sky... and just wonder why we're here.
Michael J. Caboose - Red vs Blue

I don't wanna live a thousand years. If I just live through today, that'll be enough.
Portgas D. Ace - One Piece

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Haruki Murakami

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
Anonymous

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Marilyn Monroe

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Buudha

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.
The Sith Code

They call me Jack. The creatures of this mystical land have guided me here. Is this the passage through time that I have quested for? - Jack
Yep. - Guardian
*bowing* I humbly request your permission to use this great power. - Jack
Hahahahaha!... No. - Guardian
Guardian, by what right do you deny me? - Jack
For countless eons I have guarded this magical power of time travel. All have been denied, from the mightiest of giants, to the tiniest of warriors. You see samurai, only one man has been prophesized to defeat me. And that man is the only man who can use this time passage. And you, my man... ain't that man. - Guardian
I had hoped that just once, I would not have to battle for my goal, because it is noble and just. But I see that this is impossible. I must use the power of this time passage, and so, I will defeat you. - Jack
*smiling* Ain't gonna happen. - Guardian
We shall see. *draws katana* - Jack
Ahhh, you goin' all old school on me, huh? Well, I got me one o' those. *draws sword* - Guardian
Samurai Jack

If your going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I'd like to think I walk that line everyday of my life.
Leonard L. Church - Red vs Blue

Sorry I'm late, I got lost on the road of life.
Hatake Kakashi - Naruto

There comes a time when a man must stand and fight. And that time, is when his friend's dreams are laughed at.
Usopp - One Piece

Not everyone who works hard is rewarded... However! All those who succeed have worked hard!!
Coach Kamogawa - Hajime no Ippo

If people bring so much courage to this world, the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break, it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry.
Ernest Hemingway

It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us, but jam made out of old women.
Dougal McGuire - Father Ted

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black part!
Michael J. Caboose - Red vs Blue

You did fairly well. I could never have sent that vision to your father, he would have come back drooling. - The Man In Black
What was it...? - The Gunslinger
The universe. - The Man In Black
...Universe? - The Gunslinger
You want the Tower. - The Man In Black
Yes. - The Gunslinger
Well you shan't have it.- The Man In Black
You know nothing of me. - The Gunslinger
I am the furthest minion of he who rules The Dark Tower and Earth has been given into that king's red hand. - The Man In Black
Red? Why do you say red? - The Gunslinger
Never mind, we'll not speak of him although you'll learn more than you care to if you press on. What hurt you once will hurt you twice, this is not the beginning but the beginning's end. You'd do well to remember that. But you never do. - The Man In Black
I don't understand. - The Gunslinger
No. You don't. You never did. You never will. You have no imagination. You're blind that way. - The Man In Black
What did I see? What did I see at the end? What was it? - The Gunslinger
What did it seem to be? - The Man In Black
There was light... great white light and then- You don't know. O great sorcerer who brings the dead to life. You don't know. You're a fake! - The Gunslinger
I know, but I don't know... what. - The Man In Black
White light, and then - a blade of grass. One single blade of grass that filled everything and I was tiny. Infinitesimal. - The Gunslinger
Grass. A blade of grass. Are you sure? - The Man In Black
Yes. But it was purple. - The Gunslinger
Hear me now, Roland, son of Steven. Would you hear me? - The Man In Black
Yes. - The Gunslinger
The universe is the Great All, and offers a paradox too great for the finite mind to grasp. As a living brain can not conceive of a nonliving brain - although it may think it can - the finite mind cannot grasp the infinite. The prosaic fact of the universe's existence alone defeats the pragmatist and the romantic. There was a time yet a hundred generations before the world moved on, when mankind had achieved enough technical and scientific prowess to chip a few splinters from the great stone pillar of reality. Even so the false light of science (knowledge, if you like) shone in only a few developed countries. One company (or cabal) led the way in this regard; North Central Positronics, it called itself. Yet, despite a tremendous increase in available facts, there were remarkably few insights. Gunslinger, our many-times-great grandfathers conquered the-disease-which-rots, which they called cancer, almost conquered aging, walked on the moon... - The Man In Black
I don't believe that. - The Gunslinger
You needn't. Yet it was so. They made or discovered a hundred other marvellous baubles. But this wealth of information produced little or no insight. There were no great odes written to the wonders of artificial insemination - having babies from frozen mansperm - or to the cars that ran on power from the sun. Few if any seemed to have grasped the truest principal of reality: new knowledge leads always to yet more awesome mysteries. Greater physiological knowledge of the brain makes existence of the soul less possible yet more probable by the nature of the search. Do you see? Of course you don't. You've reached the limits of your ability to comprehend. But never mind - that's beside the point. - The Man In Black
What is the point, then? - The Gunslinger
The greatest mystery the universe offers us is not life but size. Size encompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size. The child, who is most at home with wonder says: Daddy, what is above the sky? And the father says: The darkness of space. The child: What is beyond space? The father: The galaxy. The child: Beyond the galaxy? The father: Another galaxy. The child: Beyond the other galaxies? The father: No one knows. You see? Size defeats us. For the fish, the lake in which he lives is the universe. What does the fish think when he is jerked up by the mouth through the silver limits of existence and into a new universe where the air drowns him and the light is blue madness? Where huge bipeds with no gills stuff it into a suffocating box and cover it with wet weeds to die. Or one might take the tip of a pencil and magnify it. One reaches the point where a stunning realisation strikes home: The pencil-tip is not solid; it is composed of atoms which whirl and revolve like a trillion demon planets. What seems solid to us is actually only a loose net held together by gravity. Viewed by their actual size, the distances between these atoms might become leagues, gulfs, aeons. The atoms themselves are composed of nuclei and revolving protons and electrons. One may step down further to subatomic particles. And then to what? Tachyons? Nothing? Of course not. Everything in the universe denies nothing; to suggest an ending is the one absurdity. If you fell outwards to the limit of the universe, would you find a board fence and signs reading DEAD END? No. You might find something hard and rounded, as the chick must see the egg from the inside. And if you should peck through that shell (or find a door), what great and torrential light might shine through your opening at the end of space? Might you look through and discover our entire universe is but one atom on a blade of grass? Might you be forced to think that by burning a twig you incinerate an eternity of eternities? That existence rises not to one infinite but to an infinity of them? Perhaps you saw what place our universe plays in the scheme of things - as no more than an atom in a blade of grass. Could it be that everything we perceive, from the microscopic virus to the distant Horsehead Nebula, is contained in one blade of grass that may have existed for only one season in an alien time-flow? What if the blade should be cut off by a scythe? When it begins to die, would the rot seep into our own universe and our own lives, turning everything yellow and brown and desiccated? Perhaps it's already begun to happen. We say the world has moved on; maybe what we really mean is that it has begun to dry up. Think how small such a concept of things makes us gunslinger! If a God watches over it all, does He actually met out justice for a race of gnats among an infinitude of races of gnats? Does His eye see the sparrow fall when the sparrow is less than a speck of hydrogen floating disconnected in the depth of space? And if He does see... what must the nature of such a God be? Where does He live? How is it possible to live beyond infinity? Imagine the sand of the Mohaine Desert, which you crossed to find me, and imagine a trillion universes - not worlds but universes - encapsulated in each grain in that desert; and within each universe an infinity of others. We tower over these universes from our pitiful grass vantage point; with one swing of your boot you may knock a billion billion worlds flying off into darkness, in a chain never to be completed. Size, gunslinger... size... Yet suppose further. Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met in a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger? Could it be that somewhere above all of endless reality, there exists a Room?... You dare not. - The Man In Black
Stephen King - The Gunslinger

I'll be looking for you, Will, every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we'll cling together so tight that nothing and no one'll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you... We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pine trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams... And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they wont' just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight...
Lyra Silvertongue - His Dark Materials

So beautiful! My chest is swelling with love, pain, pleasure, jealousy, hate... everything is here! This is so human! This is so demonic!
Slan - Berserk

The best way to get even with anyone is to put them in the rearview mirror on your way to something better.
Joe Hill - Horns

Fuck all happens in Australia... mind you they've done the place up lovely haven't they! When they got there it was just sand, boulders, and giant freakish bouncing mice.
Al Murray

Man I was just sitting here thinking. - Jules
About what? - Vincent
About the miracle we just witnessed. - Jules
The miracle you witnessed, I witnessed a freak occurrance. - Vincent
What is a miracle, Vincent? - Jules
An act of God. - Vincent
And what's an act of God? - Jules
When God makes the impossible possible. - Vincent
... - Jules
But, this morning, I don't think qualifies. - Vincent
Hey, Vincent, don't you see? That shit don't matter. You're judging this shit the wrong way. I mean it could be that God stopped the bullets, or He changed Coke to Pepsi, He found my fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is insignificant. But what is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. - Jules
But why? - Vincent
Well that's what's fucking with me, I don't know why, but I can't go back to sleep. - Jules
You serious? You really thinking about quitting? - Vincent
The life? - Jules
Yeah. - Vincent
Most definitely. - Jules
Fuck. What'cha gonna do then? - Vincent
Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First I'm gonna deliver this case to Marcellus, then basically, I'm just gonna walk the Earth. - Jules
What'cha mean, "walk the earth"? - Vincent
You know, like Caine in Kung Fu: walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures. - Jules
And how long do you intend to walk the earth? - Vincent
Until God puts me where he wants me to be. - Jules
And what if he don't do that? - Vincent
If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever. - Jules
So you decided to be a bum? - Vincent
I'll just be Jules, Vincent; no more, no less. - Jules
No, Jules. You've decided to be a bum. Just like all those pieces of shit out there who beg for change, who sleep in garbage bins and eat what I throw away. They got a name for that Jules: It's called "a bum". And without a job, a residence or legal tender, that's exactly what you're gonna be man; you're gonna be a fucking bum. - Vincent
Look, my friend, this is just where you and I differ. - Jules
Jules, look, what happened this morning, I agree, it was peculiar. But water into wine... - Vincent
All shapes and sizes, Vincent. - Jules
Don't fucking talk to me that way, man. - Vincent
If my answers frighten you, Vincent, then you should cease asking scary questions. - Jules
...I gotta take a shit. *gets up to go* Let me ask you something, when did you come to this decision? When you were sitting there eating that muffin? - Vincent
Yeah, I was sitting here eating my muffin and drinking my coffie and replaying the incident in my head, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity. - Jules
Fuck. To be continued. - Vincent
Pulp Fiction

When I am confronted by the evils of the universe, I will rejoice. For when I am done, there will be one less. - Orange Lantern 2814

Trying to forget somebody you love is like trying to remember somebody you never met.
Anonymous

I like you, Jack... Well, maybe not, but- I understand you. Let me tell you what's gonna happen. This way you can prepare yourself. Okay. Soon there's gonna be a knock on that door and you will be called outside. In the hall there will be a man who outranks you. First, he'll compliment you on the fine job you've done, that you're making the world a safer place, that you're to receive a commendation and a promotion. And then he's going to tell you that I am to be released. You're going to protest... you'll probably threaten to resign. But in the end, I will be released. The reason I'll be released is the same reason you think I'll be convicted. I do rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of those men are the enemies of your enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss, the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year... sometimes it's embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can't be seen supplying. So... you call me evil. But unfortunately for you, I'm a necessary evil.
Yuri Orlov - Lord of War

Oh, my God. Are you God? - Bender
Possible. I do feel compassion for all living things, my good chum. - God
So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it? - Bender
Yes. - God
What if I do something different? - Bender
Then I don't know that. - God
Cool, cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh? - Bender
Yes. But there are so many asking so much. After a while, you just sorta tune it out. - God
Y'know, I was God once. - Bender
Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. - God
It was awful. I tried helping them, I tried not helping them but in the end I couldn't do them any good. Do you think what I did was wrong? - Bender
Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do. - God
Yeah I know, that's why I asked if what I did-argh. Forget it. - Bender
Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch like a safecracker or a pickpocket. - God
Or a guy who burns down the bar for the insurance money. - Bender
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. - God
Futurama

Prey? Silent? Dignity? Wow, you don't know me at all.
Spider-Man - The Spectacular Spider-Man

I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everbody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Rustin Cohle - True Detective

I'm not great at the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Chandler Bing - Friends

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
Christopher Reeve

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung

The most terrifying question of all may be just how much horror the human mind can stand and still maintain a wakeful, staring, unrelenting sanity.
Stephen King - Pet Sematary

What's the matter, Batman? No witty comeback? No threat? Then I'll provide the narration... I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. Oh, he bravely tried to fight it at first. You would've been proud to see him so strong - but all too soon, the serums and the shocks took their toll... and the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. Secrets that are mine alone to know... Bruce. It's true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarang, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic - Oh, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway! HA HA HA HA HA HAA!
The Joker - Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker

There's so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after. But the hero... never gets to see that ending. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end... they just have to have faith. Ain't that a bitch?
Leonard L. Church - Red vs Blue

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.
Imam Ali

I would never kill somebody... unless they pissed me off.
Trey Parker