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Joined Nov '09

the Pairings i support

FMA

EdXAlfons

ALXAL

WinryXAl

RoyXEd

RoseXEd

Rosexal

Royxwinry

DEATH NOTE

Melloxmatt

Lightxmisa

Misaxmatt

Lightxwedy

Lxlight

Hallexmello

Sayuxmello

SOUTH PARK

STANXKYLE
BUTTERSXCARTMAN
STANXKENNY
KENNYXKYLE
WENDYXBEBE
WENDYXKYLE
BUTTERSXKENNY
KENNYXCARTMAN

DAMIENXPIP

DAMIENXKYLE

APH

ENGLANDXAMERICA BITCHES !! XD

ItalyxGerman

EnglandxFrance

NorwayXSealand

LatviaXSealand

FinlandXDenmark

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(- '.'- )This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(")signature and help him gain world domination

40 of statistics are wrong, including this one.

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Love is love no matter who you find it in. + =
+ =

┌─┐ ಠ_ರೃ
I SAY!

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Atheists are NOT communist.
Atheists do not avert their eyes when they see a church.
Atheists do not all have poor relations with their parents.
Athesits do not all hate Christians.

You a point in life, where everything at which you look is just a bit brighter, the sounds that you hear are warmer, and you think to yourself, "Shit, I fell down the bloody rabbit hole!"

Stan: I love you.
Kyle: I love you, too.
You can't take it back now, Matt and Trey! It's fucking CANON! Whoo!

Only when the last tree has died, the last river been poisoned and the last fish caught, will we realise that we cannot eat money – Native American Proverb

Kids, please, NEVER jump from an aeroplane and shout "VODKAAAA" without any parachutes !

98 of people love naruto, if you know 3 better animes, put this sentence in your signature.

AXIS POWERS HETALIA IS LOVE and so is kolkol~

"Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. " ~Sheldon Cooper

They can't touch my potatoes, they can't have my potatoes. They're mine!
Damned Leprechauns.

Do you have a spare chainsaw? Can I borrow it tonight?

Pie will rule the world and pockey will be vice president!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! BOW DOWN MORTALS!! FEAR THE PIE GOODNESS!!

.:-Finland is Winland-:.

You're sick,
sick as all the secrets that you

deny.

WHY HELLO THERE DEAR CHILD 8D

"The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty." Amarant Coral

you are too fast for me... ಠ_ಠ

"All Hope is Gone" D:

If you hate Twilight and you know it, clap your hands! clap clap

I will rule the world ...and YOU will be mah slave!!

I don't draw. I doodle a lot.

Holy crap.
Seriously, WTF is with that phrase? Has a pile of shit been blessed?

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Ignore the truth,
Believe the Lies.
Nobody wins,
Everyone dies. Its I before E, except after C. And sounding like A, like neighbor in way, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!

Knocked out by the flying tomatoes

--( \ / )-- o( " )( " )o

~E.V.I.L. means: Every Villain Is Lemon!! 8D

~We are all crazy...just ones more than others

.: and so proceeds the dance of death; as she twirls the intricate patterns, she weaves her own demise :.

...Nonetheless, we're human, we make mistakes. It's in our nature, it's the way humanity is.
It's just the sad way of the world.

You're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.

"I let my mind wander and it didn't come back."

"GIMME THE GAWDDAMN CHEESEGRATER!"

/You Brought Out A Mirror/
/Faced It To My Face And Said/
/"Your Crying Face Can Smile"/
/Amazingly. Indeed. I Smiled./
-~

I like being a pessimist.
If you maintain a negative outlook, you'll either be correct or pleasantly surprised.
You should try it sometime.

Roses are red
Some condoms are blue
STDs are contagious
So Watch Who you screw

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar
Nathan stole the cookie from the cookie jar
who me
yes u
BITCH I DIDNT STEAL NO FUCKING COOKIES!!

へ へ
の の

I tell people Im very mature...then I see people that resemble MELLO ...and it all goes down-hill...

The rain is my relief...so let me just sit here in my moment of peace and serenity, just let me be...

Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops...Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops...

"Stupid, Mello...Stupid, Mello, with his stupid leather jacket and stupid... kinda sexy pants and kinda sexy shades... very sexy eyes."

The word of the day: your legs. Let's spread the word

._. () o_o ()
..._-- this is Kyle

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even the brightest of rainbows have a tint too much of blue. thats why it rains before it shines.
it could always be worst...then again its always worst with me, if you know what i mean

Havoc - The Classic Sewer Escape
Mustang - Don't Follow
Havoc - Aw... I Was About To JUmp In

I don't like yaoi; I just like bromance...to the EXTREME.

""People are like grains of sand, There are millions of them. They don't matter."- Electronics man

Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz you make ‘em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes, put THAT in your milk.
For Your Health!

My doctor says I should lay off the coffee... What does he know??

Here in Umbrella Corp, our business is life itself "I was always the creepy kid with the lighter.."
I will burn this world to ashes
no time for prayers my love
Let us see how you survive this
Swallow the sins and burn the dead
once more

Become one with Russia, da?

"The average female American handbag holds approximately 4.2 gerbils."

It is a bad idea to let a large group of teenagers stay in a house until 1:00 AM with access to power rangers, cupcakes, and caffeine. They will say things like the previous quote.

Huh. Finland? More like WINland!

All will be one with Russia eventually
Be one with Russia? y/y

If you belive Axis Powers Hetalia promotes the world peace, copy this to your Signature ~

“I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all.”
- Marie Antoinette

~-- Nordic!Nerd and proud --~

Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.

Ohmygod Want. --
We're sorry, but the number you have dialed does not exist and is only in your imagination. Please hang up, and do not call again! One word describes it all: Hetalia.

All your vital regions are belong to Prussia
Mello = Switzerland or MelloxSwitzerland, whichevers hotter X3

If L loves sweets and my friends say I'm sweet...
Does L love me?

Answer: Yes!

if you look at your drawing in a mirror you will notice mistakes right away...

Yeah, sex is like voting. You go behind a curtain, you do your thing and then you get to do it again... in 4 years.

I swear I'm not cra-, oh wait, lying is bad.

"I DON'T LIKE ANIME!!"

Wait. That's strange.

Your gallery is full of it.

Slowly.. put that.. chocolate.. and stop.. looking at me.. like .. that..
XD

A bitter truth is better than sweet lies

Prussia: "Austria lacks the balls to look good in anything other than dresses."
Hungary: "You said that like it's a bad thing!!"

when life gives you lemons give them back and demand chocolate
will you sign my death note?

smoking kills and so can I.

Canada: "What are you doing in the closet!?"

Prussia: "What do you think I'm doing? Hiding my sexuality?!

Cosplay: my anti-drug. Because with all that cosplay, who can afford drugs?

~I got soul, but I'm not a S.O.L.D.I.E.R~

92 of teens moved on to rap music.
If you're part of the 8 that still rock out everyday, post this in your signature.

██_
ಠ_ృ

If it doesn't have any Yaoi in it, it's crap. . Yaoi!!

Mello and Near - Unstoppable Force vs. Immovable Object

...in bed

what am i looking at

"If I changed my name so my initials were STD, would you make fun of me?" – Chris

Russia is invading my vital regions!!... invite Prussia and ya got yourself a deal!!

98 of DeviantArt's anime fanbase are yaoi fans. If you are part of the 98 who are, copy this into your signature.

"No, it's a pony, see?"

Hetalia has the potential to unite the world~

GENTLEMEN

In Pokemon, you just have to cry hard enough, and they'll come back to life.

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Save the world.. it's the only planet with YAOI ¬ Somebody help me! I'm being robbed!
I'll save you!! TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!! -pop!-

RISEMBOOL RANGERS FOREVER!

GOD BUSTERS !!

ivan-become one with mother russia?
me-sure!
ivan-you are no fun, you know that? a person with humor is an artist

Flowers blossom. Flowers die. They have feelings so they can cry. looking pretty, looking nice. until some1 comes and plucks them from the ground. "I dont want to die" they shout. It happens fast so its to late. To die has now become their fate.

If you were gay, it'd be ok, I mean cuz HEY! I like you anyway!
Because, you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say, that I was gay! (But I'm not gay) In Soviet Russia, you don't love Ivan... IVAN LOVES YOUUUU
kolkolkol

BOOBS.

B.O.O.B.S.

B.O.O.O.O.O.B.S.S.E.S.

B.U.U.U.E.W.W.B.O.B.O.B.O.S.

B.O.O.B.S.R.S.E.X.Y.A.N.D.E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E.S.H.O.U.L.D.H.A.V.E.S.O.M.E.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M.M

This message was brought to you by Zhang He's kingdom, Pretty Land.
© Pretty Land, Where the Pretty Roam Wild and Free.

~98 of teens do or have tried smoking pot. Put this in your signature if you like mansex.~

Awww, did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? TOO BLOODY BAD!

It's moo point. You know, like a cow's opinion; it doesn't matter. It's moo.

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WHY NO, SIR

THAT BANANA IN YOUR POCKET IS NOT NOTICEABLE

P.S. ALFRED/AMERICA IS HOT
(in case you forgot)

D8 that is the England angry face. GO USE IT YOU HETALIA SAVAGES!

"What if penguins, had magical rainbow nipples, that could grant wishes?"
~My friend Ian

The greatest hate springs from the greatest love. ~Thomas Fuller

MY GOD. I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!

Strawberries and Apples like to share their seeds every once and a while.
0o0o0o0o0o0o0

"no, you have to do it like; 'I am, Dramatic pause, The CREEPER!'"
"did you just say 'Dramatic Pause?"
"yeah, why?"

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Ukrainicorns exist!! BELIEVE IT! 8D

The Allies' meeting.

England: "Maybe we should think of a better plan and summon a terrible devil to curse them!"

Russia: "You called me?"
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Gayland to China:
"But Yao~ There's only one i´ missing~"

"I ALWAYS SAY YES TO YOU
Unless you want to rape me but then it's only a no for technicality's sake ;DD "

I may loathe the burning of books but twilight made a pretty damn good bonfire Prussia has occupied my vital regions You're gonna help me turn the valves! We're gonna be best freinds!
...BEST FRIENDS!

'Aw yeah. Fifteen volumes of raw, messy, steaming hot, dripping wet and uncensored gay sex. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.'
'OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN!! CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR SICK FETISHES TO YOURSELF?!'

Russia's heart falling out isn't weird, it's a normal occurrence for him. I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret. -L, Death Note

If you belive Axis Powers Hetalia promotes the world peace, copy this to your Signature ~

Gender
+ = Doesn't
+ = Matter
13 + 16 = Age
14 + 17 = Doesn't
15 + 18 = Matter

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

Salty milk.
Let's drink tea.
Talk to me
and discuss
etymology.

I'm a fangirl who hates stereotypical XP
But still, I'm one of those

yeah ... scanners tend to do that :l i divorsed my scanner like a week ago x'

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

I CALL SHENANIGANS

Hey, hey, papa, give me wine! Hey, hey, mama! Hey, hey, mama! I can't forget the taste of the bologna I had before! Draw a circle, there's Earth! Draw a circle, there's Earth! Draw a circle, there's Earth! I'm Hetalia!! 3

Upside-down bunny will rule the world!~ ( ˙‾˙ )
˙(/(/

"Believe me: if i started murdering people, there would be none of you left."

Nobody's perfect, but everybody's perfect at being imperfect XD

-DIES-

Dr. Pepper Addict... Russian accents = pure smexiness -- I love foreigners...

There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses it's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses so shed off the sheets and before all the stains and a few more of your least favorite things. ~Panic! At The Disco Build God Then We'll Talk

I love the sky. Nothing seems more beautiful to me. When I look at it, it feels like I could just leave behind everything and be free

YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION. IF YOU BELIEVE THIS, COPY+PASTE THIS IN YOUR SIG. All good men are taken, gay, or fictional characters!
~

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. The truth may be out there, but the lies are in your head.

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Finland: MoiMoi! Italy: Pastaa~ America: I'll be the Hero!

I will always be watching you from the shadows...

I is a gud righter, so don't shoot me for grammar or spelling mistakes!
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate!

...naive, pedantic, indecisive, insecure, cunning... Also known as "pathetic" or "damn irritating".

But whatever, she likes her life _

Laziness and disorganization are laws of the nature. How could I deny them?

Us x Uk(e) problemly the hottest paring
Us x Canada (the cutest)
Denmark x Us x Canada (best 3-angel)
Denmark x Russia 3

Predators are SEXY!

"Nobody is more hardcore about embroidering than Arthur fucking Kirkland. He's like ten old ladies in one tiny angry British body." -- Natalie. :'D

THERE IS NO CRYING IN THE CANADA-MOBILE

"Sam, Never get drunk because then your pizza will end up tasting like card board!" ~Alyssa

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"Wanting to be perfect is itself an imperfection."

become one with russia da/da?
da?
good.

Is it a crime to have fallen inlove with a fictional character?

Bruno = Mello
Harry potter has the swine flu I blame the owl
A new meaning to choking hazard... Blow job

BOW DOWN TO NOBILITY, PEASANT.

If you think Twilight is a load of Mary Sue BS, copy and paste this into your signature.

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8 who would be laughing. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio phobia- Fear of long words

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~Douglas Adams

Maple~

2+2= PRUSSIA

The only vampire known to strive on Dr.Pepper!

Hello there, my spherical friend~

I saw a ghost behind a door
When the kids where coming home from the war
With broken dreams and nothing more

Fear the might of the Italian army! We have loads of white fabric!~

Axis Powers Hetalia!! WIN!!

"You think my fingers are cold now, wait until I turn into the tentacle rape monster." -Me.

Germany: "Say it slowly and listen to what I have to say."
Russia: "There's no such service in Russia, you know?"
- Hetalia, Axis Powers

...said the Norwegian viking.

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...like a monkey!

I'm Not Gay I'm As Straight As A Rainbow!

If homosexuality is a disease, then we should all call in gay to work. "Nope, sorry, can't come in today- still queer."

wanna taste my rainbow. gives a skittle

"I said, 'Baby, you're a dream'- she said, 'touch me and I'll scream'" XD ~ Tom & Jerry

In a study taken in 2002 ages 18-24:
11 of N. Americans can't find the USA on a map
83 can't find Iraq
87 can't find Afghanistan
49 can't find NEW YORK CITY.

"It killed me to death."

"It killed you to death?"

"Yeah - Oh shit."

._. ... ._.
O,o O'RLY?... /)_)... (_(\
-"-"-...YA RLY...-"-"-

Wild FANGIRLS appeared!
What will Artist do?
Say hi Hug
Cookie! RUN LIKE HECK!!

I shout "CANADA" in a high voice at random~!

"Yay detention! In detention we have all three S's; Sleep, Slumber and Sleep! Its like being at school but forced to do nothing! ~Tobey

YOUR BRAINCELLS!! D8! NOOOOOOOO!!

in hissing voice you are killing them!!

back to normal Stop that.

"Can you see England from Canada; they look so close on the map"

Good or Evil?
--What's your preference?
--What if I told you it was Evil? What would you do?
--What if I told you it was Good? What would say?
--Would you be proud or ashamed?
--why?

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"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just...do things." ~ The Joker in The Dark Knight

Here is a list of pirate superpowers:

- The ability to heal flesh wounds in a secong as illustrated in most cartoons/movies

- The ability to morph either hand to a hook and back again instantaniusly

- The ability to kick a ninja's ass

- Sink small islands with their eyes

- Summon the flying spaggheti monster yet only if the need is dier

- Whoop anyones ass at halo

- Legally buy pirated dvds/cds/videos/music

- They are ALLOWED to run around without any clothes on fighting other sweaty men, its practically a law

- The ability to beat, not only ninjas, but yes, even SPIDERMAN!!

- Summon a troop of purple flying hippos to their aid in battle

For this reason and many more, i urge you all

BECOME PIRATES!!

Stan kissed a Jew and he liked it..

"Does this dress make me look ugly?"
"No your face does."

"I dont need you anymore!"
"I know...I need you." "Dude im not kissing a girl!"
"Why not Kyle?"
"Dude, its just wrong. thats all."

i see dead people...

Yo momma's so ghetto that she breast feeds Kool-Aid!!

Yaoi fan: Just another way of saying you like porn

It's okay to be braindead-gay!

"OMG a guys on fire!"
"Heeeellllppp!!"
"Yep. He sure is."

when life gives you lemons you throw it back at life and say " i like orangez!"

Someone stole my identity, so now I have to work as a BUS DRIVER

Kiss me, I'm Irish

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

~Ernest Gaines

Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever...Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2 that can't, paste this in your signature...

Many who live deserve to die, and many who die deserve life. Can you give it to them?

Andrew says:
Foiled again by my arch-nemesis: Child-proof packaging!

He pulled out a gun and said, "Marry me Juliet. It's a love story baby, just say yes."

"He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,
Within his little parlour -- but she ne'er came out again!"
-The Spider and the Fly by Mary Howitt

"I was only joking when I said I'd like to
Smash every tooth in your head" - The Smiths

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"Fool me once,
shame one you...
Fool me twice,
shame on me...
Fool me thrice?
... Go to hell"

SCRUMPTRULESCENT.
Yes, thats a word!

adds to dictionary, then shot

It's not Vodka, it's Russian Water.

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows... which is kinda the same thing." ~Citibank Ad

THERE IS A SHARK IN YOUR ROOF... YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

LOLOLOL.
THREESOME.
8D
That's the reality of it all.

Me: Gawd! Light. You're so gay! _
Light: No I'm not!

Then he dramatically ate a potato chip...

I'M SHAKIN' MAH CHAINSAW, WIF MAH SLIDER BUDDEH!

Come to the dark side. Black is slimming.

.../ _) .../.../ rawr /_.-_--_

Hey! I visit reality... sometimes... on a tourist's visa.

Music is life!!

If a tree falls deep in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? YEAH! BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS!

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