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964Drinking Problems »
"How can you teach a vampire to abstain from humans?" I asked Carlisle. "Starve them and take them to the zoo?" He shook his head at me and smiled. "Rehab," he said. Rehab for vampires. It was the worst idea I'd ever heard.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 17, words: 36k+, favs: 324, follows: 586, updated: 1/5/2016 published: 3/18/2013, Edward, Bella
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The Agreement »
Eclipse AU. Bella/Aro. Super creepy. Is that a genre? Complete.Twilight, M, English, Supernatural, chapters: 6, words: 18k+, favs: 455, follows: 270, updated: 5/10/2014 published: 3/10/2014, Aro, Bella
2k+ Hardcover Paranormal Romance »
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 19, words: 41k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/12/2012 published: 2/11/2012, Bella, Edward
4k+ The Red Eye »
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 37, words: 90k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/23/2011 published: 11/22/2010, Edward, Bella
344 Howl »
Bella abandons her maker and takes a journey through the dark underbelly of the 20th century, surfacing just long enough to betray the Cullen's secret and endanger their safety. Or did she? AU, dark themes. Complete.Twilight, M, English, Supernatural & Drama, chapters: 18, words: 45k+, favs: 194, follows: 122, updated: 9/1/2011 published: 1/14/2011, Bella, Edward
175 Persephone »
Evil vampire overlords deserve love too, right? A chthonic love story in four parts. Complete.Twilight, T, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 146, follows: 101, updated: 6/25/2011 published: 6/9/2011, Edward, Bella