I like swiss cheadder chocolate cheese. It smells like slug. My dogs a slug and he smells like fish sticks. Ohm nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Real name: Katie

Age: 14

Hair: Brown, messy and curly

Eyes: green with specks of hazel

Music: Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Paramore, Evanessence, PussyCat Dolls,

Movies: Twilight saga(so far) Valentine' Day (because of the two Taylors') and some others I can't of the name of so they must not be that great.

Programmes: Glee, Desperate Housewives, Ghost Whisperer, Sonny With A Chance and...well...the music channels.

Likes: Cheese, anything in relation to cheese. (Trust me I know it is real cheesy), bringing my dog Tyson for a walk.

Hates: Robert Pattinson and people who like him also people who like Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner cause they are mine all mine.

Celebrity's: Taylor Hotner (I mean Lautner), Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift.

Books: House Of Night, Night World, Twilight saga (of course) Morganville Vampires, Dark Visions, Vampire Diaries, Fallen, Hush Hush and Shiver.

Jealous of: Zoey Redbird (she gets to be with Stark (House of Night) ), Claire Danvers (shes with Shane Collins (Morganville Vampires) ), Renessme Cullen (she gets to be with Jacob Black when shes older (Twilight saga: Breaking Dawn) ), Mary Lynette Carter and Rashel (they're with Ash Redfern and Quinn (Night World) ) and Kaitlyn Fairchild (shes with Gabriel Wolfe (Dark Visions) ). Yeah I know kind of strange being jealous of fictional characters, but what can you do anyway if read any of those books you know why I like them.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, Psychoteenagegirl,Shinzu Kapu kapu, moosehugger, zeza101, MyImmortal01,

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Twilight-Lover908, MyImmortal01,

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions below the cut! No peeking.

1. Jacob

2. Alice

3. Seth

4. Paul

5. Emmet

6. Leah

7. Jasper

8. Esme

9. Carlisle

10. Bella

11. Embry

12. Quil

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no, i don't recall reading any...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
i suppose he ain't too bad

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Carlisle would go all psyco on Quil for getting Esme pregnant even though she's a vampire and she shouldn't be able to get pregnant.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I haven't read any but i'm sure there are loads

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
no cuz Alice is taking by Jasper, even if she wasn't she still wouldn't go out with a female werewolf

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
five/ten- Carlisle and emmet would be akward

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
Jasper would kill Quil for getting with Alice

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
What happens when Bella decides to visit her favourite werewolf Jacob? An imprint is made and Edwards heart is broken, (if he even has one) Seth/Bella

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
I doubt it. but it's a good idea

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Werevolves Shouldn't imprint on vampires"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
either Paul or Jacob gets a sex change.

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
hmm...dunno

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
i dunno

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Nah i don't so

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Stop ripping the pillows Edward"

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
i don't know

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: three werewolves in bed this could get seriously heated

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

your clothes make you look extremely sexy, but i bet you look even better without them