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Joined Nov '09

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Some of you will notice that I don't have very many stories written, that's because I deleted them. Then I lost the files so they're gone for good, too. I re-read them and thought Y'know what, these are so f*cked up I'm not going to bother. Seriously, my characters were all mary-sues and needed to disappear, quickly. Hell I killed off my hedgehog character Sandra and I still hated what I had done with her story! So yea, new stories to come, and they will be better, I promise.

As for my absence, I plum forgot about . The combination of school and Martial Arts took up all my time.

A bit about me

Name: Sam

Hair color: Light Brown

Favorite music artist:The list goes on and on, I really can never decide.

Gender: Female

Likes: Most cartoons, drawing, warm weather, teddy bears, sleep, coffee, the list goes on.

Talents: I can draw dragons very well, and I know how to kill someone several different ways. Granted, they are for self-defense purposes only (awww.)

The copy/ paste stuff will give you a better summary of me, I can't summarize very well quite yet. I've cleaned it up a bit, there should not be any doubles nor something that does not apply to me personally.


If you want to open every locker in your school and run up and down the hallways closing them all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. (It's fun, try it!)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters.

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying "Damn, that was some fun s*t."

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light, and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

When life gives you lemons, make root beer, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If you think Shadow the Hedgehog could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten in trouble for reading, put this on your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It’s just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) mysterys (sadly, mysterys is guilty), Adderstar(actually it was a half a flight of stairs, but it was humiliating enough. And painful...), alansquill (guilty as charged... how I do it, I have no idea) True Colours (I blame it on the floor-length brown skirts we wear to school,) Masqueradesgirl243 (For serious, several times,)

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, MadCatta, True Colours, Aero Paladin

Whether it's between two men, two women, or a man and a woman, love is love. If you agree, put this in your profile.

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you think all the cool people are the ones who have 4-7 imaginary friends, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, SonicGurl, Aero Paladin

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you've ever thought of a great idea, and then discarded it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you are one of the people who can remember when the very First Yu Gi Oh! Episode ever aired and still love it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the new version of Yu Gi Oh! (5d's) but still like the first one, copy and paste this into your profile.

90% of people in school try to be cool by acting like cool kids. If you are part of the 10% who is cool for pushing those guys down the steps, and point and laugh with your friends, Copy and Paste this to your Profile and add your name to the list. MewMewKitty78, Aero Paladin

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., Amelia234, kittiekat10105, Aero Paladin

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough hack wheeze*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. I'm just evil... It fits my personality!

If you cried when Zack Fair died, copy this into your profile.

If all of your favorite characters are the ones that die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent a straight 7 hours playing a video game, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you procrastinate, copy and paste this into your profile...eventually.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have suddenly and mysteriously lost the ability to type, or another vital skill, copy and paste

If you are one of the few teenagers that DON'T do drugs, smoke, or drink, then copy and paste this onto your profile with pride.

If you've ever tripped over your own foot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have no common sense, then suddenly do, then suddenly lose it again all in the SAME day repeatedly, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, Yukisgirlfriend, Jinzouningen, Aero Paladin

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair' copy this into your profile while laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this in your profile

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random things and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If it doesn't matter that you live in your own little world because they know you there, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so bored in school and you create fanfictions in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you are an over obsessor about anything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are good at drawing dragons, copy and paste this into your profile.

if your one of those people who can watch 100 horror movies without even flinching but scream at the top of your lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would die for your faith copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-computer-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this onto your profile

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. Ha! Now you know!), then copy paste it.

If you love animals copy and paste this on your profile.

Some people wish anime characters or powers were real, if you want them to be real add your name to the list:Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, Aero Paladin

If you ever stood up for yourself, even though you were scared, add this to your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

98% of teens won't stand up for God. Repost this if you're one of the 2% who will.

If you've ever slapped a person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had problems updating your profile because the computer kept putting the things that you wanted in a different area, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sonic is way cooler than Mario, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you think the Twilight Princess version of Link is hot. (giggle) Copy and paste this in your profile

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, put this in your profile.

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVE, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, MewMewKitty78, Aero Paladin

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

~Things to do when you're in Walmart!~

1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Ileana425, Micheal J Angelo, MysticShadowFall, Jayshock, Ivy the Wombat, Aero Paladin

If anyone has ever said "EEWWWW! You're weird!" and you said back to them, "No sh*t, Sherlock." Copy and Paste this onto your profile.


Thank you for visiting my profile, I appreciate it. If you have anything to say about my stories, but don't want to put it as a review, message me. I look forward to hearing from you.

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