109My Three Sons Cullen Style » When Carlisle's away for a three day trip, the boys decide to ditch school and have a fun day to themselves. According to Emmett, what can go wrong? Famous last words...WARNING contains SPANKING of three rambunctious teen boys. Rated T for FOUL LANGUAGE.
Twilight, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 15k+, favs: 77, follows: 56, updated: 7/1/2011 published: 5/1/2011, Carlisle, Emmett
14 I Am Not Charles I am Carlisle Esme is flirting with one of Carlisle's interns at the hospital while waiting for him. He is livid. How will he react toward Esme's transgression? How will Esme handle this anger that reminds her of her former husband? One shot, Rated M for lemons.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 45, follows: 14, 6/17/2011, Carlisle, Esme
6The Best Intentions: A Vane and Bride Story He is a gorgeous Arcadian were-hunter who is madly in love with his wife, Bride. She is a sexy BBW who wishes she were smaller in statue as society claims all women should be. Vane refuses to alter her but she gets her Christmas wish with a friend's help.
Dark-Hunter series, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 8, 5/8/2011
7 Lily and the Bear Welcome to Jack's playroom! Emmett and Rosalie gets some training from Jack the Dom after helping Edward guard Izzy in SaritaDreaming's "I Want it Painted Black". Things do not go as simply as Rosalie expected. Jack gives Emmett some advice and his place.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 7, 4/20/2011, Emmett, Rosalie
24 Mistress Anne Returns Here is that Dominatrix again back for a second time to play with the doctor. Warning the is rated M for a reason. Adult content. Not suitable for those under 18. This is a sequel to my other story "Esme and The Riding Crop". Each story can stand alone.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 45, follows: 11, 12/2/2010, Carlisle, Esme
14 Show and Tell This is what happened to Emmett after he and Edward got into the fight in Chapter 16 of KimberleyIonaSmith's "What Didn't Happen Behind Closed Doors. Carlisle has had it. Rated T due to Emmett's foul mouth. Warning contains spanking of a teenage vampire!
Twilight, T, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 21, follows: 5, 12/2/2010, Emmett, Carlisle
48 Emmett's First Time Running » This is a sequel to 'The First Time I Ran' but this one explains why Emmett was in trouble at the start of the story and what happened. Then Emmett tells of his first time running from Pops and why he won't ever do that again. Another 2 shot.
Twilight, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 28, follows: 12, updated: 9/3/2010 published: 8/27/2010, Emmett, Bella
13 Barry and the Doctor Carlisle snaps at Esme over the phone and hurts her feelings. He comes home and with the help of some Barry White plans to make it up to her. Contains some lemony goodness, because there is never enough lemons for the parental units. WARNING! explicit
Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 33, follows: 7, 8/28/2010, Carlisle, Esme
13 Multitasking 2: Eric's Accounting Since Eric has shared his blood with Sookie, the bond has him and feeling sexually frustrated to the point it is driving him insane. This is the sequel to Multitasking. We see Eric's response to Sookie causing him to wreck his car and challenging him.
True Blood, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 50, follows: 15, 8/22/2010, Eric N., Sookie S.
50 The First Time I Ran » Edward gets in trouble for going into town without permission, and he causes an accident. Carlisle finds out and promises to spank him when he gets home from work. But Edward runs away and hides instead. This is what happens when you run. A quick 2 shot.
Twilight, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 63, follows: 36, updated: 8/18/2010 published: 8/15/2010, Edward, Carlisle
21 True Blood: Multitasking Since Eric has shared his blood with Sookie, she has been dreaming of him and feeling so sexually frustrated that it is driving her insane. She decides to take matters into her own hands when it gets to be too much.
True Blood, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 74, follows: 13, 8/9/2010, Sookie S., Eric N.
139 School Daze and Southern Pride » Jasper is losing it to bloodlust at school but he is able to control it. Then Edward tackles him having heard his thoughts, knocking down Alice. Carlisle is called. WARNING:Spankings of teenagers, foul language and a memory of child abuse is included.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 107, follows: 51, updated: 7/30/2010 published: 7/13/2010, Jasper, Carlisle
70 Esme and The Riding Crop Esme finds a riding crop belonging to Carlisle. Then Alice gives her some other "supplies" and a note that "Daddy will love this" too. Can Esme live up to Carlisle's fantasy? Can Carlisle handle being dominated? WARNING! ADULT CONTENT! Contains BDSM
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 106, follows: 33, 7/6/2010, Carlisle, Esme
93 Father to Son: A Time to Talk » Carlisle is the father to all of the boys in the Cullen household and at some point has to sit them down and have 'the talk' with them. So just before each boy's first wedding he invites them into his office to give the talk. It's what a dad does, right?
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 6, words: 11k+, favs: 53, follows: 25, updated: 6/22/2010 published: 3/25/2010, Carlisle, Edward
219 Primal Nature » Carlisle and Esme embark on a private vacation. What would cause Carlisle to loose his entire polite and logical demeanor and give in to his baser primitive nature of kill or be killed? After a disaster, Carlisle must rethink his policies on violence.
Twilight, T, English, Angst & Suspense, chapters: 18, words: 33k+, favs: 83, follows: 34, updated: 3/17/2010 published: 1/16/2010, Carlisle, Esme
17Primal Nature Outtakes » These are some of the chapters with the adult content so that the story could remain in the T rating. Do not read if you are under age 18! Warning! Contains explicit lemons. Carlisle and Esme.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 21, follows: 9, updated: 1/25/2010 published: 1/23/2010, Carlisle, Esme
92 He Kissed My MOM! » Emmett accidentally lets it slip to Nessie that Jacob kissed Bella. Nessie explodes into a fit of hysteria and panic. "You said exactly what you meant to say! MY JACOB had the hots for MY MOM!" My 1st Fanfiction so be kind. All five chapters are complete.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 60, follows: 27, updated: 1/13/2010 published: 1/8/2010, Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett