My Stories 18
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Inside the Monkey Habitat »
Blue blood by birth, she's middle class by choice. He's the heir to a publishing dynasty. They've loved each other since college but oy with the hang-ups. For him, it's family responsibilities; for her, it's feeling trapped. So they said goodbye. But how do you stop a love written in the stars? Post-AYITL. ROGAN. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 49, words: 168k+, favs: 647, follows: 769, updated: 3/8/2018 published: 1/27/2017, Rory G., Logan H.
239Written in the Stars »
"I wanna remember it all." Sitting on the gazebo, Dorothy knew her days in Kansas were coming to an end. She expected it to be as it had always been between them. He would wait patiently for her until he couldn't any longer. Then he'd prod her along, half-amused, half-frustrated. "Come on, Ace." Post-AYITL Rogan. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 23k+, favs: 217, follows: 333, updated: 9/8/2017 published: 6/3/2017, Rory G., Logan H.
1k+I Am Not Your Autumn Moon »
ON HIATUS. A person would have to be crazy to love someone they feared, wouldn't they? Pre-Great Revelation, Brooklyn, NY. Late one night a telepathic bartender sees a man fly off the Verrazano Bridge. Dark. Some humor. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Drama & Mystery, chapters: 26, words: 62k+, favs: 260, follows: 450, updated: 5/11/2013 published: 5/12/2011, Eric, Sookie
18Sookehverse: Dead Victims Unit
Sookehverse mashup. SVM/True Blood meets Law & Order. When Sookie goes missing, Area Five's investigator jumps into action. Of course, being Bill, he needs help. Lots of help. Co-authored by ZenKat22.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 11, 5/13/2012, Bill
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Sookehverse: Oh No! Vampire Bill! »
It's like the South Park skit when Kenny dies over and over only when William T. Compton dies, no one's ever sorry. Series of one-shots that can be read in any order.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 18, words: 57k+, favs: 125, follows: 107, updated: 3/11/2012 published: 8/9/2010, Bill
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My Fail: Kill Bill Mad Libs
It's Do It Yourself Kill Bill. What do I mean? Just check it out and see.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Parody & Angst, words: 169, follows: 4, 6/13/2011, Bill
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Sookehverse: The Adventures of Derek Southman »
Everyone's favorite fanfic writers are at it again. Now they're writing original fiction. Uh-oh. WARNING: Highly Questionable Content. I mean it. Co-authored by SassyVampMama.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 20k+, favs: 21, follows: 28, updated: 6/5/2011 published: 12/27/2010, Eric, Pam
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Return of the Stackhouse Six »
When Sookie decides to sell the family farm, her five siblings rush home to stop her. What's their plan? Why he's 6'4", gorgeous, and People's Sexiest Man Alive. Will it work? All Human mash-up of SVM and Elizabeth Cadell's "The Lark Shall Sing." Disney/South Park/Tracy & Hepburn
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 81, words: 233k+, favs: 293, follows: 193, updated: 4/12/2011 published: 4/5/2010, Eric, Sookie
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Sookehverse: The Addiction »
What are Pam and Amelia up to now? Angst-Fluff-Lemons. Sookehverse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, updated: 3/31/2011 published: 11/15/2010, Pam, Sookie
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My Fail: Deadbeat Club »
Drabbles. The fics that got away. The stuff that was not up to snuff. Inspiration fizzled. Evidence that when I'm not posting I'm not just sitting around eating bonbons with Eric. Why? Why not?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 3/25/2011 published: 3/11/2011
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Song Fic: One of these Mornings »
Niall asks Eric to find his great grand-daughter, Sookie. Sookie, trying to silence the voices in her head, has become addicted to heroin. During his search, Eric realizes he's not the only one looking for the girl...and time is running out. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Suspense & Tragedy, chapters: 8, words: 15k+, favs: 69, follows: 68, updated: 1/18/2011 published: 1/10/2011, Eric, Sookie
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Song Fic: The Weight »
After a lifetime spent together—her lifetime, who will be there for Eric when his lover is gone? Inspired by the Band's "The Weight."
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Family & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 33, follows: 22, updated: 11/27/2010 published: 10/22/2010, Eric, Hunter
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Song Fic: Fairytale of New York
They've built their dreams around each other…but when Sookie has to bail Eric out of jail on Christmas Eve, will those dreams come crashing down? Inspired by the Pogues' song "Fairytale of New York." Featuring Kirsty MacColl. Happy Christmas, baby! AH
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 15, follows: 5, 10/27/2010, Eric, Sookie
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My Fail: Ishtar
The most unfunny Kill Bill ever. It's derivative, hackneyed, uninspired. Anything I base off True Blood seems to die a tortured death. Don't review it unless you have theories on why it's so bad. I'd advise you to not even read it. Alt Ending TBS3
True Blood, T, English, Tragedy & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 10/20/2010, Bill C., Eric N.
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Sins of Omission
AH With the disappearance of a rival, Sookie comes under the scrutiny of the local police, including prosecutor, Eric Northman. Is she more than she appears?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, 10/8/2010, Eric, Sookie
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Sookehverse: 15 on a Double
Talk about old dogs and new tricks. What could a 28-year-old telepathic barmaid possibly teach a 1,000 year old Viking Vampire? In a word? STRATEGY. For the Sookie Teaches Eric Something New Weekly One-Shot Challenge.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 20, follows: 11, 9/28/2010, Eric, Sookie
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Sookehverse: The Dead Couple
The Compton/Hamby Household of Bon Temps just got a little bigger. Guess who's coming to dinner? For the Turn Someone We'd Never Expect Weekly One-Shot Challenge.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, 8/25/2010, Andy, Bill
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Sookehverse: Niall and Bill's Excellent Adventure
Which vampire was Niall Brigant talking about at the end of "Dead and Gone"? Eric? Bill? For the first time ever, Niall opens up about the time spent searching for Sookie with Bill. Eric makes an appearance via cell.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 18, follows: 4, 12/8/2009, Bill, Niall