Whoa what the frick.
NEED SOME BETA HERE
I'm pretty good at everything. I prefer reading to writing, but when I write you can be darn sure it's going to be good. If your story is, in my opinion, either so good it doesn't need any comments about changing story/characterization/plot (i.e. never), or exactly the opposite, you will not hear anything about that (think about it). I am a very strict person about English. If I enjoy your story, you will know. If I don't, you will probably not know.
You must prefer harsh crits, because it means I care. If someone doesn't tell you things to improve, it's not because you're perfect, but because they don't think you can.
HEY YOU. YEAH YOU, SO CONFIDENT THAT YOU'RE THE BEST WRITER AROUND, GUESS WHAT: YOU'RE NOT. GET YER HONEST CRITS HERE, RIGHT HERE, AND I WILL TEAR YOUR EGO AND YOUR WRITING ABILITY DOWN-AND HELP YOU BUILD IT UP AGAIN.