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1k+And, The Giant Awoke » by RemoWilliams
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?Game of Thrones, K, English, chapters: 29, words: 126k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 11/11/2021 published: 5/26/2014, Tyrion L.
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Lessons » by penny4him
Drizzt agrees to teach school for one month as a favor to Cattie-Brie, but the task is not as easy as he expected. Set between the Dark Elf trilogy and the Icewind Dale trilogy. Revised October 2020.Forgotten Realms, T, English, Fantasy, chapters: 8, words: 6k+, favs: 22, follows: 2, updated: 10/5/2020 published: 8/21/2007, Catti-brie, Drizzt D.
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Phineas Black and the Horned Abomination and Other Stories » by herbertpocket
A collection of stories from Newt Scamander's childhood and Hogwarts years. Newt acquires a dinosaur, speaks to snakes, tries to help his brother talk to girls, and much more.Jurassic Park & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 7, updated: 9/21/2019 published: 12/28/2017
1k+Halo: Finishing the Fight » by Red Mage 04
The Ark wasn't the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.Halo, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 47, words: 410k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/2/2018 published: 3/2/2008, Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
7 Uncle Alphard by HP-Forever-XX
"A little rebellion can be a good thing, Sirius," he informed his nephew wisely. "There's no shame in being blasted off that bloody tapestry. In fact"—he paused to smirk—"let's see if we can't both of us get blasted off.'"Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Fantasy, words: 3k+, favs: 26, follows: 8, 5/31/2015, Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Alphard B.
39 Of Madness and Men » by Ariel D
Slapstick and situational humor focusing on Jarlaxle's insane ability to lose the oddest of things. Part 4: Jarlaxle loses his clothing!Forgotten Realms, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 32, follows: 8, updated: 5/2/2015 published: 2/18/2007, Artemis E., Jarlaxle
8 Dangerous Suspicions - ASOIAF by jean d'arc
Given the claims Petyr Baelish had made about Catelyn, Ned and Cat do not believe him when he said the dagger used in Bran's assassination attempt belonged to Tyrion. They have a serious conversation about their marriage.A song of Ice and Fire, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 28, follows: 12, updated: 4/23/2015 published: 3/15/2014, Catelyn T., Eddard S./Ned
211 Change of Fate » by Vathara
On the planet of Corellia, Kayaba released Old Republic Online... just before the Clone Wars...Star Wars & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 55k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 451, 5/20/2014, Bail O., Stormtroopers, Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
19 Because the King Dies as He Pleases by Harmonic Friction
Tywin Lannister steps up to the frustrating task of reading aloud an important legal document just six hours after the purple wedding. A funeral is planned. There are harsh words. Someone has the last laff. Hijinks ensue. "The body is gone but the troll lives on." (CRACK FIC. SPOILERS FOR PURPLE WEDDING AND MINOR SPOILERS BEYOND BUT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS.)Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 42, follows: 9, 4/16/2014, Joffrey B., Tywin L., Sansa S., Cersei L.
19 Daughter by tomboy101
It's a daughter. Not a son. Not the Stallion Who Would Mount the World. AU!Game of Thrones, K, English, Romance & Family, words: 643, favs: 181, follows: 65, 2/3/2014, Daenerys T., Khal Drogo
11 Learning Traditions by Ariel D
To Entreri's vexation, Jarlaxle discovers the Surface tradition of birthdays. Crack!fic/crack!fluff.Forgotten Realms, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 12/20/2013, Artemis E., Jarlaxle
1k+ Thinking in Little Green Boxes » by Diresquirrel
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.Harry Potter & Deadpool, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 48, words: 103k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/21/2013 published: 6/28/2010, Harry P.
10 In Defense of Friendship by Ariel D
AU crack!fic in which Jarlaxle and Entreri are aware of the things that have been written about them.Forgotten Realms, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 10/31/2013, Artemis E., Jarlaxle
3 Less Than Perfect by Ariel D
At age 14, Entreri is a lieutenant in the Basadoni Guild, and his personal mantra is 'less than perfect gets you killed.' Pasha Basadoni has taken an interest in his newest officer, though, and challenges Entreri's perception. The moment has a strange effect on the boy.Forgotten Realms, T, English, Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 10/23/2013, Artemis E.
2 Ponderings in the Night by Ariel D
Jarlaxle pulls Entreri into a philosophical debate, only to find himself in an awkward and rare position: the act of apologizing. Co-authored with Chi X.Forgotten Realms, T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 4, 10/12/2013, Artemis E., Jarlaxle
17 Don't Say His Name! by Rebonack7
Dumbledore is a few minutes late for the Underage Magic trial during Year 5. Finding himself alone against the Wizengamot, Harry decides to use a most unconventional method of defense. Inspired by a certain famous comedy sketch.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 85, follows: 35, 8/3/2013, Harry P.
76 An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglectHarry Potter, T, English, Family & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 736, follows: 226, 7/21/2013, Harry P., Petunia D.
203 DBZ: The Breaker by AnisoulJ93
Hearing the legend of an unbeatable fighter in the mountains, Hercule sets out to prove himself once and for all. Videl goes with her father, also interested in the true identity of this legendary fighter who's been defeating any and all challengers for years. One shot, set a year after the cell games.Dragon Ball Z, K+, English, Friendship & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 592, follows: 230, 12/12/2012, Gohan, Videl
1k+ The Wizard in the Shadows » by Nimbus Llewelyn
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 38, words: 146k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/14/2012 published: 9/19/2010, Harry P., Aragorn
183Drizzt Goes to College » by WroteThatOneDrizztStory
Harkle Harpell's latest experiment has disastrous results, and Drizzt is sent off to a world even more dangerous than Faerûn. Will the Companions ever get Drizzt back? Can Drizzt's new allies get him home before they accidentally kill him?Forgotten Realms, T, English, Humor, chapters: 19, words: 62k+, favs: 78, follows: 73, updated: 2/22/2012 published: 4/17/2008, Drizzt D.