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I deleted all my other copy/paste things, but I couldn't bare to part with this Max Ride one- It was too amusing.

"I vill now destroy da snickahs bahrs!" -Gazzy

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"I had never, ever wanted to kill anyone more, not even last summer when Iggy had shredded my only, favorite pair of non-Goodwill pants to make a fuse long enough to detonate something from fifty feet away." -Max

"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world." -Max

"My favorite? The Institute for Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone who can explain that to me, please drop a line." -Max

"I don't know about the rest of you who have little voices, but something about mine made me feel compelled to listen to it." -Max

"We could make traps! Do sabotage! Bombs!" -Gazzy
"Bombs are good! I love bombs!" -Iggy

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max

"Yeah, Camp Bummer. For wayward mutants." -Fang

"You know what I like about New York? It's full of New Yorkers who are freakier than us." -Gazzy

"How did they even know we were up here? Who looks up into a tree?" -Gazzy

"In this store, he'd exchanged his basic black ensemble for a slightly different basic black ensemble." -Max

"Hmm. Clear vainilla notes, too sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A decent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good-hearted cookie, not pretentious." -Max

"Gazzy looked from me to Fang to Iggy, clearly thinking that he was sunk now that I had obviously severed all ties with reality." -Max

"A chip like that is bad news. It might be NSA. I won't mess with it. Look, you stay away from me! Next thing, they'll be after me! I hate them! Hate them!" -The MIT Dropout Hacker Guy

"Note to self: stop punching inanimate objects." -Max

"Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could turn Mother Teresa into an ax murderer." -Max

"Yeah, this is what we needed. A staircase going down to the Dark Place." -Fang

"Just walk. Keep walking. Walk the walk." -Max

“We’d had one long, ugly day. Well, another long, ugly day in a whole series of long, ugly days. If I ever actually had a good day, I’d probably freak out.” -Max

“It was you or him. I’m glad you picked you.” –Fang

“Here. Have a dog.” –Max

“You... are... a... fridge... with... wings. We’re... freaking... ballet... dancers.” –Fang

“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang

“They were bad fliers. And in their minds, they weren’t all Kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, Remember to flap!” –Angel

“Accident.” –Max
“Accident? With what, a rabid bear?” –Paramedic
“Kind of.” –Max

“And how do you spell that?” –FBI investigator
“Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.” -Gazzy

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max

“Have you ever been to Colorado?” –FBI investigator
“Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?” –Max

“I wanted to grab the front of his shirt, throw him against the wall, get some answers. But I’m trying to outgrow that kind of thing.” –Max

“Can we see him?” –Iggy
“Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you’re blind.” –Max

“Of course, the prince gets his own bed all to himself.” –Max
“That’s right. The prince has a gaping side wound.” –Fang

“So, Fnick, can I change the channel? There’s a game on.” –Iggy
“Make yourself at home, Figgy.” –Fang

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)