1k+ Hotwired » Geeky robotic bio-engineer Edward Cullen decided to build his dream girl, modeling her after his high school crush, Bella Swan. His equally geeky and genius brother, Emmett, messed with her programming. Why else would his bot be acting so strangely... Humor/Sci-Fi/Romance
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 45, words: 117k+, favs: 736, follows: 814, updated: 7/29/2019 published: 3/4/2016, Bella, Edward
1k+ In My Sleep » Bella is a friend of Edward's roommate. When she needs a place to sleep, and the couch is out of commission, he offers up his bed. What happens next is what dreams are made of…literally.
Twilight, M, English, chapters: 23, words: 57k+, favs: 962, follows: 871, updated: 7/28/2016 published: 3/6/2016, Bella, Edward
1k+ Hideous Cygnus » Edward is fresh out of military school, Bella is the ugly geek everyone picks on who catches his attention. Can she eventually save him from himself, and will he be what she wants? Will the rest ever see the beauty hidden within the Hideous Cygnus?
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 45, words: 87k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 685, updated: 6/11/2015 published: 5/4/2011, Bella, Edward
424 Curious Girl » Bella questions her sanity, when she wakes up to find herself seventeen again and back at Charlie's, getting ready for her first day at Forks High, despite having committed suicide at the age of thirty-eight, twenty years after Edward left. Has she entered the afterlife, or a twisted episode of Quantum Leap? All-canon
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 20, words: 79k+, favs: 735, follows: 310, updated: 5/12/2015 published: 1/9/2010, Bella, Edward
2k+ The Cutting Edge » Bella's life had been hard for years after her parents' death, but she managed to pull it together, graduate and get through cosmetology school in order to support herself. Now, a new opportunity that sounds too good to be true is presented by a handsome businessman. Could she be getting into more than she bargained for? Adopted from Dollybigmomma.
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 35, words: 92k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/6/2015 published: 2/6/2014, Bella, Edward
55 I'm Not Crazy Bella's house makes her question her sanity. Is it haunted or is she crazy?
Twilight, M, English, Supernatural & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 91, follows: 60, 10/11/2014, Bella, Edward
4k+ Quiet Girl » Bella's a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward's a shy geeky guy living in the shadow of his loud, outgoing brother, Emmett. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 45, words: 97k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/16/2014 published: 6/27/2010, Bella, Edward
46 A Safe Place to Stand One shot, Edward grows up under his mothers feet, sheltered and nearly hidden. Another Victims of her own hilarity story. The site link is on my profile.
Twilight, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 84, follows: 49, 9/29/2013
5k+ Isle of Dreams » A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd, angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 50, words: 109k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 8/16/2013 published: 8/8/2010, Bella, Edward
1k+ Be Careful What you Wish for » Edward plays Santa for the hospital's childrens' ward and meets widow Bella and her daughter, Ara, who need a safe, warm place to stay, and Timmy, who needs a family. Will the awkward, shy Dr. Cullen be just what the doctor ordered for them?
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 20, words: 52k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 683, updated: 1/27/2012 published: 11/29/2011, Bella, Edward
1k+ Irrevocable Abduction » A botched rescue attempt leaves Bella knowing too much, and she ends up kidnapped for her own safety, because the odd boy she thinks of as her innocent captor has what everyone calls "episodes" around her. She's unable to go back to her old life, but given that her life wasn't that great anyway, will she find this a bad thing?
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 62, words: 106k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 482, updated: 1/21/2011 published: 8/11/2010, Bella, Edward