Good morning, afternoon, and/or good eve to those who care about the time. I am, at the point of writing this Julius. I'm a dude, coming in at 6' flat I am able to consider my self tall(ish), and also have an IQ of somewhere between a ton and none. I enjoy reading but have only as of recent been able to really get myself to at least try a hand at writing.
My daily life consists of waking up, eating a waffle on the way to class, going home, sleeping and repeat. at least on weekdays it is.
Moving on.
Quotes 'cause I want to remember I few
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."- Unknown
“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his."- General George S. Patton
"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"That's what the Internet is for! Slandering others anonymously."
"Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly."
"I don't drink from the fountain of wisdom, I gargle."
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” - John Lennon
"I know, that I know nothing." -Socrates
Possibly paraphrasing all over there, but whatever.