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My NettieMortal »
Nettie just wanted to be a normal sea troll princess, but with Dualscar and Dumbledore both competing for her love, what will happen? Who will she give her heart to? Will there ever be any peace at Hogwarts? Read and find out!1111111Harry Potter & Homestuck, M, English, Horror & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, updated: 9/10/2012 published: 9/2/2012, Albus D., Orphaner Dualscar
11A Christian Reads: Brewdening Luv »
Poop flying in the sky, buses causing the apocalypse, and Edward sounding like beer? Sounds like a nice fanfiction to me. Let's comment.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 8/31/2012 published: 6/1/2012, Edward
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Canaries In a Cage »
Eridan never wanted Sollux to spend a week at his house. He hated him. But hate is simply another form of love, they say, and Eridan's feelings slowly begin to change. So sad he's already engaged. Victorianstuck and HumanstuckHomestuck, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, updated: 6/24/2012 published: 6/1/2012, Eridan A., Sollux C.
Hunger
'But best of all, she would never feel that cold and cruel hunger.' Ladies and gentlemen, let the Thirteenth Hunger Games begin.
Hunger Games, T, English, Adventure & Angst, words: 1k+, 5/8/2012
27 Lenore and Ragamuffin do America »
What happens when you put a couple of rockstar hitchhikers, an RV, and Lenore and Ragamuffin together? Utter insanity and chaosRoman Dirge, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 9k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 3/9/2012 published: 8/1/2011
10 I'm Not Okay, I Promise »
In the Tara Gillesbie style, I present my parody troll fic. Luce is a pureblood witch who has Kaname Kuran, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Vampire Potter fighting over her. It's a curse being beautiful.Harry Potter & Vampire Knight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 3/7/2012 published: 12/19/2011, Harry P., Kaname K.
2The Other Girl
No matter how hard she tried, Ruka would always be the outsider looking in. KanameXRukaVampire Knight, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 536, favs: 3, 12/20/2011, Kaname K., Ruka S.
13The Prayer WarriorsBattle with the Witches Comment »
I comment on Thomas' bullshit story :DHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 11/21/2011 published: 8/5/2011, Ginny W.
12Bella Swan A Rant
Let's explore the topic of why Bella Swan is the ultimate Mary Sue! YAY! A rantTwilight, T, English, Humor, words: 438, favs: 7, follows: 8, 10/1/2011, Bella
23 Two Goths Read Twyla »
Curtis and Rxe's thoughts on Twyla, the girl who was in love with a Vampyr :DTwilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 16k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 9/27/2011 published: 8/3/2011, Edward
3Elizabeth's Thoughts on 'My Immortal' »
'My Immortal' enters the Lenore world. And there's only one person who can withstand such an autratious story. Elizabeth, bride of RagamuffinHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 9/14/2011 published: 9/13/2011
16A Goth Reads Forbiden Fruits: The Temptation »
I read Forbiden Fruits and comment on it! YAY! It's my third installment of 'A Goth Reads a Troll fic'Twilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 13k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 9/10/2011 published: 8/3/2011, Edward
10House of Myth I Mean Night »
A parody of the worst book I have ever read. HahaHouse of Night, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 8/26/2011 published: 8/14/2011
11The Waltz of the Dead »
Klaus Baudelaire is in a mental institution. No one knows what happened to him. Except his nurse. Memories of the past keep haunting him. Is he really insane?Series Of Unfortunate Events, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 7, updated: 8/5/2011 published: 8/4/2011, Klaus B., Fiona
7The Toilet Saga: Toilet
Benita Swan is in love with Damien Cullen. But Damien's world is much different than Benita thinks. In this Twilight spoof, there will be love, drugs, and Justin Bieber getting shot.Twilight, M, Spanish, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/6/2011, Bella, Edward
4My Father, King of the Underworld
When Lenore is transported into Hades, via the magical powers of McDonalds, she meets Hades, her father. But when Hades insists on ruining her love life, Lenore wishes she had never met him.Percy Jackson and the Olympians, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 676, favs: 1, follows: 3, 5/22/2011, Hades, Luke C.
2 The Adventures of Sparkle Boy and Goth Girl
Edward Cullen just moved to a new town. When he meets Lydia, things don't go right. Get ready for burrito throwing, Goth girls, a llama, and Homer Simpson's SPIDER PIG!Twilight & Beetlejuice, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 470, favs: 3, follows: 4, 2/14/2011, Edward, Lydia D.
5 A Love Poem for a Broken Heart
Silena's poem to Beckendorf.Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 55, favs: 2, 2/13/2011, C. Beckendorf, Silena B.