Hi :), I'm a 16 year old that loves to read.

My favourite reads: atm

-The Hunger Games

-The Chronicles of Narnia

-Divergent

-Switched trilogy

-The unbecoming of Mara Dyer

-...history fiction...

-Anything John Green

Favourite TV shows...at the moment:

-Bones

-Castle

-American Horror story

-Hostages

Current youtube addiction:

-PewdiePie-

Favourite movies:

-All three Narnia movies

-The Dust factory (Watch it! you'll cry...)

-The Hunger Games

-Disney ;)

-Any decent horror films!

Favourite Music:

-Depends what mood I am in.

These are all real! (Would you believe..)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(What if you don't know how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Really? Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(I think something got lost in the translation)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use on Mars?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)