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282The Two Princes of Hogwarts »
Their fifth year was supposed to be a time for academia and normalcy, especially after the Tri Wizard Tournament. Too bad new and old villains don't respect boundaries and old habits die hard. The sequel to Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 15, words: 73k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/5 published: 5/30/2022
14Shinji vs the Cowboy Mummies »
The B-stories, southwestern style! If you know, you know. If you don't, don't bother.Evangelion, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 20, follows: 14, updated: 4/20/2023 published: 3/17/2023
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Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum »
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 42, words: 174k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/30/2022 published: 1/1/2017
2k+ Nothing but Trouble »
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 39, words: 109k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/30/2015 published: 4/17/2009, Naruto U., Anko M.
181Company of Wolves »
In a world without the Third Impact, Shinij Ikari has grown into a new man. A man similiar to his mentor and father figure, Kaji Ryoji.Evangelion, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 16, words: 44k+, favs: 214, follows: 215, updated: 2/19/2010 published: 11/30/2007, Shinji I.
32 Shinji vs the Cyborg Pirates of the Caribbean »
The B-stories, swimsuit edition!Evangelion, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 58, follows: 21, updated: 10/9/2009 published: 2/20/2009, Shinji I.
212 Angel Eyes »
Several years ago the Third Impact nearly wiped mankind from the face of the Earth. Misato Katsuragi thought it took Shinji Ikari away forever, but now he's back and he hasn't been idle for all these years.Evangelion, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 14, words: 39k+, favs: 436, follows: 249, updated: 4/10/2009 published: 8/22/2008, Misato K., Shinji I.
190SC Evangelion »
After the Seventeenth Angel, Shinji Ikari is approached by a man offering money and revenge. What happens when he accepts? being rerewrittenEvangelion, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 35k+, favs: 114, follows: 95, updated: 3/20/2009 published: 11/19/2003
34 Shinji vs Santa Claus
Merry Christmas from the jerk. The B-stories, Christmas style!Evangelion, M, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 56, follows: 14, 12/24/2008
156Infantry »
Shinji can't take it anymore. He has finally decided to run away for good. Can he loose himself and his past in humankind's first interstellar war?Evangelion, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 22k+, favs: 184, follows: 186, updated: 11/28/2008 published: 5/7/2004
40 Shinji vs the Nazi Vampires in Space »
The B-stories ride again! You know the deal by now, folks. If the title makes you laugh, this one's probably for you.Evangelion, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 70, follows: 24, updated: 11/14/2008 published: 10/31/2008, Shinji I.
43Keitaro's Big Adventure »
Keitaro agrees to help Seta and finds himself drawn into a war between archaeologists and terrorists. Now being re-writ!Love Hina, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 36k+, favs: 32, follows: 29, updated: 11/14/2008 published: 3/27/2004
43 Shinji vs the Zombie Terrorists »
This fic is the equivalent of a Sci-Fi Channel B-movie. That should tell you all you need to know.Evangelion, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 60, follows: 21, 5/9/2008, Shinji I.
166 Corruption »
Absolute power corrupts absolutely and when the corrupt have all the power, it becomes the average man's duty to oppose them.Evangelion, M, English, Mystery & Crime, chapters: 13, words: 41k+, favs: 93, follows: 49, updated: 3/21/2008 published: 12/28/2007, Shinji I., Mana K.
185 The Legionnaire »
The Foreign Legion has always had a reputation for attracting thieves and murderers on the run from the law. Maybe it's true after all, it attracted a young Japanese man trying to run from his past. completedEvangelion, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 36k+, favs: 148, follows: 84, updated: 12/21/2007 published: 9/7/2007, Shinji I., Hikari H.
107 Detective Ikari 2: The Price of Blood »
Spades can't say that he wasn't warned about SEELE. Too bad SEELE can't say they were warned about Spades.Evangelion, M, English, Adventure & Mystery, chapters: 10, words: 27k+, favs: 122, follows: 52, updated: 9/1/2007 published: 5/11/2007, Shinji I.
161 Lycanthrope 3: Meet the Parents »
Why can't everybody just leave Shinji alone for a few decades and why the hell does his life always turn into a worst case scenario? The end is bloody well here!Evangelion, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 25k+, favs: 124, follows: 61, updated: 6/22/2007 published: 3/17/2006, Shinji I.
159 Intelligence »
Sometimes the people you're supposed to trust are the ones you shouldn't and the people you shouldn't trust are the only ones who want to see you live.Evangelion, M, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 16, words: 43k+, favs: 103, follows: 57, updated: 4/27/2007 published: 12/29/2006, Shinji I.
171 Competition can be Murder »
Whoever said war was hell, has never seen the competition in the video game industries. In a strange twist of fate Shinji Ikari has found himself at the center of the madness. Now he must carry out his job as Sony's top 'intercompany relations' specialistEvangelion, M, English, Humor, chapters: 16, words: 29k+, favs: 106, follows: 45, updated: 12/22/2006 published: 6/24/2005
237 Detective Ikari »
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?Evangelion, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 18, words: 42k+, favs: 252, follows: 93, updated: 4/21/2006 published: 10/14/2005
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