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Affectionately referred to as "Why Loki Didn't Get to Take Over the Universe." A random Midgardian mortal shows up on Asgard. Odin makes her Loki's responsibility. Loki/OC. Ridiculously fluffy. Sometimes cracky.Thor, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 21, follows: 13, updated: 8/2/2013 published: 7/24/2013, Loki, Thor
6 Almost
Magnus Bane almost did a lot of things.Shadowhunter Chronicles, K, English, words: 342, favs: 10, follows: 1, 5/27/2013, Magnus B., Alec L.
5 The Awesomest Ship Ever
Prussia finds his perfect match! PrussiaxOC, mentions of GerItaly. Warnings: slash, crack . crack times 10 to the crack powerHetalia, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 375, favs: 3, 4/15/2013
3 Look What I Can Do!
Me and my friend have done the one thing we should not have done: pondered how Arthur would discover Merlin's secret. This was born as a result. Crack. My crackiest yet. No spoilers. Just crack.Merlin, K, English, Humor, words: 193, favs: 2, follows: 2, 1/21/2013, Merlin, Arthur
7 I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
North gets a letter asking for a white Christmas. He asks Jack to help make the little girl's dream come true.Rise of the Guardians, K, English, words: 865, favs: 30, follows: 10, 12/24/2012, Jack Frost, North
6 Kyoya's Sexy and He Knows It
Sequel of sorts to Moves Like Jagger. Stands alone nicely. Crack. Weird. Twins are rascally devils, and there's an HP reference somewhere.Ouran High School Host Club, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 526, favs: 10, follows: 1, 6/2/2012, Kyōya O.
5 Voice Actors
Mori's talking too much, Kyoya can't talk, and the cake is a lie. Crack.Ouran High School Host Club, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 204, favs: 6, follows: 2, 5/22/2012
13 Moves Like Jagger
Mori has a secret part of him nobody knows about. But they're about to find out... Mori will be OOC.Ouran High School Host Club, K, English, Humor, words: 500, favs: 12, follows: 2, 3/9/2012, Mori/Takashi M.
2 Pancakes
Something's following Voldemort, and he doesn't have a clue what to do. Drabble. Crack. You have been warned.Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 161, favs: 1, 2/15/2012, Voldemort
2 A Valentine From Jesus
Castiel sees a piece of paper on the ground and picks it up. He then runs into and old friend. part of my newly decided 'Theology with Sarah' series, but stands alone.Supernatural, K, English, Spiritual, words: 817, favs: 2, follows: 1, 2/14/2012, Castiel
9 Bumbling Science
Matsuda messes up. L has to help. Might be slight OOC. NO SLASH.Death Note, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 11/25/2011, L, Matsuda T.
1 I Saw God Today
What was Cas doing while Sam and Dean were in heaven? Getting a lesson in theology, of course! One shot. slight Cas/OC.Supernatural, K+, English, Spiritual, words: 1k+, favs: 6, 10/6/2011, Castiel
2 Mummy Dearest
Short drabble idea I got when I saw a sign. Slight language and Mrs. Black bashing. R&R.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 117, favs: 2, follows: 1, 9/16/2011, Sirius B., Remus L.
1 Alright Again
Gwen thinks back to her life with Torchwood. WARNING: slight spoiler for Miracle Day.Torchwood, K, English, words: 478, favs: 3, 7/11/2011, Gwen C.
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Die, Harkness, Die! »
Jack hasn't done anything wrong today. So why is it that he gets murdered walking home from work? And who is Lord Voldemort? Rated T because it's Jack and 19-year-old Marauders.Harry Potter & Torchwood, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 7k+, favs: 58, follows: 36, updated: 6/10/2011 published: 2/28/2011, Voldemort, Jack H.