2 Pizza Ring This tale was originally rated M for (im)mature and moronic as this story is a retarded trainwreck of the highest order, now T to appease the lowest common denominator. Reader discretion is adviced as this is a work borne of depression, frustration, and simply letting myself go.
Ring/Ringu & Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/11, N. Italy
37Shorts of the Metro » A collection of funny stories as told by the inhabitants of the Metro.
Metro 2033, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 19, words: 38k+, favs: 25, follows: 16, updated: 5/20 published: 2/28/2012, Artyom
6Black Sun Rising » 1943. Despite serious reverses the Nazi war machine remains strong and very much a threat. Now extending their reach to another world, the Allies must stop the Third Reich from reaching into a land already embroiled in conflict. On the ground, they must band together with new allies to defeat the Reich. With the fate of both worlds hanging in the balance, failure is not an option.
Warcraft, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 5, words: 37k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 5/11 published: 7/23/2012
Waiting For Pequod A mission turned sideways forces Venom to hunker down. Awaiting extraction he sits down with his objective and talks.
Metal Gear, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/5
9 Dear You - Dedushka » An old war hero searches for his granddaughter and comes to a quite little place. No action here. Just family and comfort. NOTE: You can skip Chapter 3 for a smooth flow of the story.
Higurashi/Umineko series & Call of Duty, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 5, words: 39k+, favs: 13, follows: 12, updated: 1/28 published: 5/16/2011, Rena R., V. Reznov
11Wolfenstein: The Rising Run » This story is based on a variation of the New Order timeline: The world is cut up into three blocs: the Third Reich, the Allies, and the Japanese Empire. Yet it only takes a few people at the right place at the right time to make a difference. Follow the adventures of a group of teens as they uncover the fate of their fathers, against a state that seemed all but powerful.
Wolfenstein series, T, English, Adventure & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 22k+, favs: 7, follows: 11, updated: 7/17/2019 published: 11/10/2017
39Nightmares of New Year » A crack series based on Episode 8. Rated T for language, violence, bad humor, suggestive themes and randomness. Sorry for the poor grammar at the first four chapters. REDOING Osaka's Nightmare yet again.
Azumanga Daioh, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 43k+, favs: 12, follows: 8, updated: 7/1/2019 published: 3/30/2010, Kaorin, Kimura
The Rime of the Osakan Space Cadet » Join Osaka's adventure in the subconscious as she fights for justice against the white-ribboned she-devil in different worlds across the multiverse. Well, actually getting dragged into it like a rampaging white-water rapid. Special mini-series.
Azumanga Daioh & Team Fortress 2, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 20k+, updated: 6/10/2019 published: 6/9/2019, Ayumu K./Osaka, Chiyo M.
2Adventures of the Osakan Cut chapter originally from Nightmares of New Year. Now standalone story while new two-parter takes its place.
Azumanga Daioh, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 8k+, favs: 1, 2/14/2019
4 The FEARs of Haruhi Suzumiya » It started as a simple mystery hunt and surprise visit to a friend. It became a descent into horror that threatens the fabric of reality.
F.E.A.R. & Haruhi Suzumiya series, T, English, Horror & Sci-Fi, chapters: 3, words: 23k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 8/30/2018 published: 7/16/2011, Lt. Stokes, Kyon
38Grimoire » One can make mistakes in at the moment of losing one's guard. To be blinded by passion is to have smoke in the eyes hiding the clarity of your path. And mistakes incur consequences, sometimes beyond the scope of one's crime. Chapter 10 RETITLED!
Azumanga Daioh, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, chapters: 10, words: 72k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 8/6/2018 published: 7/30/2010, Ayumu K./Osaka, Kimura, Sakaki, Koyomi M./Yomi
4 Tolls to Pay: Fight of the Finance Guards Think the IRS is scary? Try these Italian guys as the Saderans find out the hard way. All must pay the Gate toll. For there will be hell to pay.
Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 7/9/2018
2Inherent in the System Sam Fisher confronts a man who treats terrorist activity as a mere exercise, a man who was able to wield so much power from the shadows that he was able to order horrific actions from afar without so much as a second thought, with chilling clarity of purpose. A man who embodies what Karl Marx warned, "For the bureaucrat, the world is a mere object to be manipulated by him."
Splinter Cell, T, English, Mystery & Drama, words: 8k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 3/18/2018
21A Romance of Errors » A new teacher enters high school and Kaorin's feeling a little off and hilarity ensues. Is he here to take a certain someone away?
Azumanga Daioh, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 2/15/2018 published: 3/3/2011, Sakaki, Kaorin
5 4:00 AM » The decisions we make in our lives will stay with us to the end of our days. We reflect on the lives we led. Some of it good, some of it bad. But it's all ours in the end. Just as Miller founds out as well as the truth. Spoilers for Metal Gear games.
Metal Gear, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 4, words: 23k+, favs: 1, updated: 9/26/2017 published: 8/26/2017, Ocelot, K. Miller
2Wolfenstein: Eyes Only » A compendium of all the intel gathered in Return to Castle Wolfenstein including the PS2 version told in the eyes of an intelligence archivist. Now includes data from Wolfenstein (2009).
Wolfenstein series, K, English, Mystery & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 8/1/2017 published: 1/9/2012
70Kyon! Do Everything! » Originally a oneshot. Now a series of insane events. I know the grammar sucks in the first chapter but I've made improvements on the others. Inspired by the original The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya, Haruhi-chan, JAEO's The Crack Brigade, ssu's Haruhirolled, Mirage of Haruhi Suzumiya, and the Ramirez! Do Everything meme. Read one segment of a chapter a day to keep up.
Haruhi Suzumiya series, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 23, words: 182k+, favs: 28, follows: 19, updated: 7/21/2017 published: 6/22/2010, Haruhi S., Kyon
8Reckoning » Tanabe Shinonono had treated the events surrounding the Infinite Stratos as a game, never caring about the consequences of her actions. Yet the tides of fate will ensure to return the debris she had left behind. Constantly updating chapters with new bits.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス>, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 12, follows: 14, updated: 5/19/2017 published: 4/15/2016
1Azor Ahai, Our Laird and Savior Azor Ahai, Neferion, Hyrkoon the Hero, you heard it all and now here is the hot and heavy truth, enough to melt the polar ice caps! Azor Ahai exposed in this two-part special.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 4/25/2017
1 Rainbow Six: Rising Tide Inspired by the trailers of the cancelled Patriots game. This one-shot is for a story that never happened but should have happened.
Rainbow Six series, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/21/2016