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Joined Jan '10

Haloo! :)

I have actually found time to update my profile! I know, how weird... :L Well, as you might already know, XTimeGirlX made an account for me as my PC was going haywire.. as it usually does :D Which is why it's only now that i found time to update my profile :L And yes..I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!! MWAHAHAHA! haha cough cough. Sorry about that :L To be honest, XTimeGirlX (who i love dearly) sometimes speaks a whole load of waffle, which you probably already know :L MARTHA JONES IS NOT MY FAVOURITE DRWHO COMPANION!! She's right about one thing though, Donna Noble is obviously the best :D Followed after Rose, of course. Hey, maybe she doesn't talk waffle after all.. Naah, of course she does! :D

As XTimeGirlX mentioned, I am a very crazy, DrWho obsessed, David Tennant addict who babbles way too much (no point denying it, eh?) Im very sociable so just send me a PM if you find any good stories you'll think i'll like :) I pretty much love any good story :D As i mentioned before, my PC is going haywire, before, it wouldn't even let me onto FanFiction! I KNOW! SHOCK HORROR :O :O I'm kinda crazy and disorganized so I might not get back to you right away :) but i will TRY! :D Here is just some stuff about me.. :)

My favourite TV shows - DOCTOR WHO!! Duh! GLEE! Friends, Torchwood, New Tricks, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (God i love that show!)

My Favourite Books - The Twilight Saga, The Vampire Diaries, The House of Night series (yeah, I'm obsessed with vampire books :D), Evermore, The Mortal Instruments Series, The Host and many more which i can't remember but will update soon :)

Fun Fact - Aah.. now XTimeGirlX's been saying that i look exactly like Martha Jones which I'm not particularly sure of :S but, a couple of years back, i waled past this guy from school and he was like "OMG, you look exactly like Martha Jones!!" Which was pretty weird, but you have to face facts i guess. Maybe i do look like her.. Naah! ;)

XTimeGirlX, of course i'm a 10/Rose shipper! How could i not be?! :D

Special mention to SmooGirl!! She is an amazing author. GO READ HER STORIES..NOW!!

Also XTimeGirlX :D

My Fave Pairings are...

Gene/Alex - Ashes to Ashes

10/Rose - Doctor Who

Jack/Gwen - Torchwood

Edward/Bella - Twilight

Severus/Hermione - Harry Potter


Funny Things to Do in an Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!

When i first read this, i had to sit down to stop myself from rolling on the floor, laughing! This is hil-ARIOUS!:L:L:L:L


Proof of the Existence of Stupidity

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(How do you know? Let's test it!)

On artificial bacon packets:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon! Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

HAHAHAHA:L:L:L:L:L Need i say more?

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"Let's eat Grandpa!"

"Let's eat, Grandpa!"

- Punctuation saves lives.


Anyway that's all from me now :) Please send me a PM as i am ultra sociable :D

The-Next-Martha-Jones

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