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129Look, I Found a Scroll Thingy »
Anko finds a time-travel scroll in the box of things she stole from Orochimaru, and she and the girls decide to try it out. They all have things they want to alter; what will be the results? Crackfic. Time-travel story parodying time-travel stories.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 15, words: 43k+, favs: 203, follows: 209, updated: 3/8/2018 published: 4/1/2010, Anko M., Temari
68Tobi Can Say Anything and it Always Sounds Wrong »
Tobi is the master of making anything and everything sound so awkward. Why not scribe it to be sure we don't miss out on anything? Sporadic updates. Crack; one-sided TobiDeidara.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 3k+, favs: 87, follows: 59, updated: 4/27/2014 published: 8/31/2010, Obito U., Deidara
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How Kakashi got his Mangekyo »
Before the big reveal of Kakashi's Mangekyo's past, it was a confusing time for devoted fans. How did Kakashi get his Mangekyo? Did someone else die that we hadn't seen yet? Did our beloved hero, perhaps, kill for his Sharingan upgrade? Who would our protagonist possibly have left to sacrifice that he loves enough for it to work? Well... allow me to show you.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 13, follows: 4, updated: 3/3/2014 published: 2/11/2014, Kakashi H.
5 Sai's Mission
Sai is sent on a mission to assassinate an old enemy of Danzou (or Konoha, but who really cares?), and realizes this is the perfect time to master his new jutsu-the art of hugging! All in the name of the Springtime of Youth! Companion fic to "Lee's Huglist".Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 7, 9/12/2013, Sai
115 Lee's Huglist »
When Gai-sensei suffers a fatal accident, is down to Lee to carry out his beloved teacher's last request. And he must complete this arduous task by sundown tomorrow, or else suffer the consequences. No pairings.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 23, words: 37k+, favs: 64, follows: 40, updated: 8/29/2013 published: 2/9/2010, Lee R., Kiba I.
4 Weasel Stomping Day
Sasuke finally discovers the solution to his Ultimate Goal! Listening to the internet has never backfired before; why would it now? Crack. No pairings.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 25, follows: 10, 7/6/2013, Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.
2 Birds, Bees, and the Vampires Role in all This
When Edward learned Bella was pregnant, he was understandably upset. After all, how could this have happened? Minor swearing/adult themes-PARODYTwilight, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 2/7/2013, Bella, Edward
44 ObiTobi »
Obito meets his team at Ichiraku's, and, through a series of events that can only occur with Obito around, he explains who he REALLY is...Tobi of the Akatsuki! Now, Obito must convince his sensei to join Akatsuki, too. Parodies old Akatsuki theories.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 128, follows: 59, updated: 9/8/2012 published: 3/28/2010, Obito U., Kakashi H.
5Diary of Battle Duck »
I am Battle Duck. On this date of October 21, XX11, I have taken an oath. An oath sworn for the sake my fellow man, woman, and other-skinned beings, that I will record an account of the strange events that occur in this mystical world...Minecraft, K, English, Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 8/20/2012 published: 12/14/2011
9 Soul Dissipating
After Shin and Sasori's quick conversion and soul-dispersements, the Allied Shinobi Force realized they made a mistake. Naruto was the *only* one who could win this war, even if it was over him.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 52, follows: 10, 7/18/2012, Naruto U., Kankuro
8 Happy Father's Day
He had to admit, it was certainly an unusual way of learning one was going to be a father.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 733, favs: 36, follows: 11, 6/17/2012, Minato N., Kushina U.
9 It's All Madara's Fault
It is all Madara's fault. Kyuubi? Madara. Jinchuuriki? Madara. Uchiha? Madara. Sakura's large and tragic forehead issues? Madara. Thus, he has to go.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Crime, words: 3k+, favs: 64, follows: 16, 6/12/2012, Madara U., Team Seven
5 The Talk of Youth
Tenten's got a crush and she needs to let him know. How can Gai-sensei's insistence on giving the Talk of Youth help at all? Tenten despairs, wondering if her love will really ever know the truth, and many people get kicked in the head-on accident!Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 4/27/2012, Tenten, Gai M.
2 Ouch
"I thought we were a family. But he still decided to go." An alternative portrayal of Sakura's feelings after Sasuke left. Possibly more realistic, possibly not. Technically angst, though I am loathe to admit it.Naruto, K+, English, Angst, words: 832, favs: 2, follows: 1, 2/13/2012, Sakura H.
14 Itachi's Guide to Shampoo and Conditioner
Itachi is invited to "Good Morning, Konoha" to give the shinobi of the Leaf Village hair advice. Fangirls collapse left and right as Itachi describes the complicated process to choosing shampoo and conditioner. No pairings. Crack.Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 38, follows: 9, 7/24/2010, Itachi U.
21 In Which Tobi and Hidan Discover I'm a Banana
The reason the Akatsuki no longer allow Tobi and Hidan anywhere near a computer. Crackfic. No pairings. I kick ass at writing summaries.Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 40, follows: 8, 7/19/2010, Obito U., Hidan
5 Take My Hand
Minato and Kushina take a walk on the wrong day. But the rain doesn't have to be miserable. Fluffy Minato/Kushina. Inspired by Simple Plan's "Take My Hand". NOT a songfic.Naruto, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 649, favs: 15, follows: 3, 6/30/2010, Minato N., Kushina U.
27 Tobi Likes Them Big
Tobi and the gang sit in a restaurant discussing the size of their stuff. As Tobi begs for someone to share with him, one person is left to wonder why all the Akatsuki's outings turn out like this. Crackfic. Rated T for perversion.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 75, follows: 14, 5/22/2010, Obito U., Akatsuki
25 The Woes of Orochimaru »
Orochimaru visits his psychiatrist after the invasion of Konoha fails. As he pours his heart out to the shrink, we see a different side to the villain than the anime or manga have ever shown! No pairings. Complete.Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 34, follows: 5, updated: 5/22/2010 published: 2/13/2010, Orochimaru, Gaara
25 Uchiha Logic
Explaining the logic of the Uchiha's... or perhaps the lack of logic would be a more accurate description. No pairings.Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 40, follows: 7, 5/14/2010, Sasuke U., Itachi U.
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