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90Take Me to the Zoo »
A bunch of oneshots that I feel are too short to be uploaded alone. Multiple pairings, but probably mainly ASGCZ.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 8k+, favs: 153, follows: 98, updated: 2/20/2012 published: 8/13/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
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To the Zoo!
A petting zoo almost seemed like the perfect place for a date. Almost. Nothing ever goes right when Angeal tries to plan a day out. ASGCZ.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 82, follows: 8, 12/26/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
21 Ho, Ho, the Mistletoe
Zack has been assigned the task of throwing the annual Shinra Christmas party. And he may have gotten a little carried away with the mistletoe, which could be why Cloud's hiding in a closet. For ShadesofImagination and underhandlilies. Happy holidaysFinal Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 199, follows: 35, 12/24/2011, Cloud S., Genesis R.
14 Less Than Three, Sephiroth
Sephiroth's about to learn a very important lesson on texting—and everything it can do. Who knew sending pictures to someone could turn into a game? ASGCZ; oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 90, follows: 7, 9/10/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
15 Gun to a Sword Fight
Zack never was good at making comparisons. ASGCZ; oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 93, follows: 12, 9/5/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
26 Dating Your Neighbors
Dinner at his neighbors' home for their first date should have been peaceful. Key words: should have. AU; ASGZC. Sequel to Welcome to the Neighborhood, but can be read alone.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 137, follows: 16, 8/16/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
20 Mako Baths
Zack needs a favor. A huge favor. And Cloud only agrees to it because leaving Sephiroth in the labs doesn't sound like such a good idea. CxS; oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 289, follows: 40, 8/12/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
22 Awkward Generals
Sephiroth never was good at being social, and when he stumbles upon a sleeping cadet on guard duty, he shows just how awkward he really is. CxS, mentions of AxZ; Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 179, follows: 26, 8/3/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
11 Molasses in an Igloo
Sephiroth has decided his and Cloud's one year anniversary needs to be memorable. It most certainly will be. SxC; oneshotFinal Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 40, follows: 2, 7/28/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
35 We Built This Love on Sand
Every year, Shinra holds a sand castle building contest. Sephiroth always goes without a partner because everyone's too afraid of him. Almost everyone. This year, a cadet has stepped forward to team up with him. Will they win? CxSFinal Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 301, follows: 45, 7/21/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
20 Cloud Watching
Ethel and Eunice watch their neighbor Cloud everyday. But one question is always on their mind: Why does he go to Sephiroth's so often? CxS. OCs. Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 65, follows: 9, 7/16/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
8 Burnt Marshmallows
Apparently dragging Cloud out into the middle of nowhere for a camping trip wasn't Sephiroth's best idea ever. What's the big deal anyway? CxS; oneshot. For ShadesofImagination.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 43, follows: 4, 7/11/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
18 Let Me Just Stalk You
Cloud's got it bad for a man he sees running every day. Too bad he's too shy to actually approach him. Stalker!Cloud. CxS; oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 139, follows: 20, 7/7/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
11 Hide'n'Scream
Hide and seek in a dark apartment is a terrible idea—especially if you're Cloud Strife and you're completely terrified of Zack's hall closet. And the dark. And axe murderers. CxS; oneshotFinal Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 84, follows: 9, 7/4/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
30 Saturday Mornings
Sephiroth has to do his own grocery shopping now—thank you, Angeal. Something about dealing with crowds and imbeciles on Saturday mornings really sets him off. And WHY is that teenager following him? CxS; AxZ mentioned. Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 225, follows: 26, 7/3/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
12 Gone Fishing
A day on the lake should be the perfect way to spend time with one's significant others. If they weren't afraid of zombies and weren't trying to kill each other. Who even LIKES fishing? Very light ASGZC; oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 88, follows: 13, 7/2/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
10 The Haunting of Nibelheim
The woods of Nibelheim are haunted—but not in the way one normally thinks of a place being haunted. Cloud's rather skeptical about it. That is, until he gets lost in a blizzard and wakes up in an unfamiliar house. Very light ASGZC; oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Horror & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 140, follows: 24, 6/28/2011, Cloud S., Genesis R.
13 The Shinra Slasher
Bodies have been disappearing left and right and turning up dead. It's up to a group of detectives to find out if their suspect is the killer or not. It's a shame he's so adorable and looks more like an old cat lady. Serialkiller!Cloud; ASGZC. Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 172, follows: 30, 6/22/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
23 Conquering Fears
Shinra has renovated its elevators, and Cloud's about to take one with Sephiroth. Absolutely nothing can go wrong, right? Wrong. Sequel to Learning to Love Stairs; ASGZCFinal Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 148, follows: 17, 6/21/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth
26 Welcome to the Neighborhood
After being kicked out by his parents, Cloud moves to Midgar. Then he meets his neighbors. And he's almost positive that they're stalking him. AU; ASGZC. Oneshot.Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 271, follows: 37, 6/3/2011, Cloud S., Sephiroth