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The Last Spartan »
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.Halo & Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 55, words: 489k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 12/31/2018 published: 5/2/2010, Master Chief/John-117
83 Titan Shock »
Ever since all the Bang Babies were cured, things had been peaceful in Dakota. But that peace has been shattered by a new threat, one that wants to recreate the Big Bang! It's up to Static to face this new enemy, but he's gonna need some help...Static Shock & Teen Titans, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 57k+, favs: 105, follows: 91, updated: 8/4/2015 published: 4/20/2015
19DigiDorks »
Once upon a time, there were eight children who saved two worlds. This story...is not about them. This story is about a bunch of dumb kids from New York and their ugly pets. Rated M for naughty humor and lots of swearing.Digimon, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 31k+, favs: 20, follows: 15, updated: 4/30/2014 published: 9/29/2012
239 The Last Spartan (Version 20) »
After a long deserved rest, the Master Chief awakens in a whole new galaxy.Halo & Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 14k+, favs: 131, follows: 136, updated: 4/1/2014 published: 4/1/2013
32 Rise of the King »
After 5 years out of the PPDC, Pentecost invites Raleigh back into the Jaeger Program for a dangerous mission. Is he up to it? And more importantly, can he defeat an even greater threat lurking in the shadows? Maybe, but I doubt he can do it alone...Godzilla & Pacific Rim, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 16k+, favs: 82, follows: 78, 10/31/2013
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Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 3 - Citadel
Who thought it was a good idea to clone a hobo anyhow?Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 4/20/2013
12 Bum Reviews: Halo 4
Wake up, Chester.Halo, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, 12/29/2012
3Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 3 - Omega
Chester is one of the lawless of the galaxy (because vagrancy and drug use are crimes in citadel space).Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 12/27/2012
8Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 3 - Leviathan
The Bum's first DLC review! He'll breach the darkness! Because the darkness has change!Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 7, 10/18/2012
8 Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 3
The Bum returns for one last romp around the galaxy that will surely not end in crushing disappointment...surely.Mass Effect, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 7, 5/16/2012
5Bum Reviews: Halo Reach
Reach was Chester's home too. He lived in a cardboard box in an alleyway in New Alexandria. Covenant bastards glassed that too...Halo, T, English, Humor, words: 525, favs: 7, 4/1/2012
2Bum Reviews: Gears of War
Hobo with a Chainsaw.Gears of War, T, English, Humor, words: 667, favs: 6, 8/9/2011
8 Bum Reviews: Halo: Combat Evolved
The tale of Chester-116. He was not a good spartan.Halo, T, English, Humor, words: 739, favs: 10, 7/19/2011
51 Team Effect 2 »
In 1965, nine mercenaries are frozen so that they can save the future. 220 years later, one very specific person thaws them out. Now, these lunatics may be all that stands between Humanity, and the greatest threat of our brief existence.Mass Effect & Team Fortress 2, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 78, follows: 85, updated: 7/7/2011 published: 4/17/2011, J. Garson
10 Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 2
The Bum saves the galaxy. God help us.Mass Effect, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, 9/16/2010