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Hey all! I FINALLY published something! Aren't you so happy for me? xD My Favorite's list is still as long and detailed as ever though...

Speaking of my favorite's list, I have a lot of stories on it.


--Hello, I'm-

Christian, Nerdy, White, Gay, Muslum, Jock, Female, Arabic, Hispanic, Straight, Black, Bisexual, Emo, Transsexual,

Middle Eastern, Country, Transgender, Agnostic, Aliest, Catholic, Prep, Challanged, Geek, Buddhist, Islam, Hebrew,

Questioning, "Gangster", Handicapped, Goth, Male, Undefined, Pansexual, Metrosexual, Jewish, Asian,


Tolerance- Practice it!--


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you believe Homophobia is wrong, copy and post this into your profile.


Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


List twelve of your favorite characters from books, in no particular order.

1. Sirius (Harry Potter)

2. Percy (Percy Jackson)

3. Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games)

4. Harry (Harry Potter)

5. Thalia (Percy Jackson)

6. Lily Evans(Harry Potter)

7. Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

8. Peeta (Hunger Games)

9. Fred Weasley (Harry Potter)

10. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

11. Hermes (Percy Jackson)

12. Prim Everdeen (Hunger Games)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lily/Hermes? No, I don't think anyone's thought one of those without cringing... xD

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

In Harry's own way, he could be counted on hot...

3. What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?

If Peeta got Prim pregnant... Katniss would be really ticked.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not ones that didn't make me cry on the inside.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Percy/Lily? No, I don't think they would... Well, maybe that could work.

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Just the mental image of Fred and Snape... Ick. I'd go with Thalia and Fred.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Luna walked in on Percy and Prim making out, well... it would have to be a major crossover fic

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

After finally finishing the Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen is transported to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. Since Ms Everdeen is not a real witch,

she has to help teach Potions. Chaos? I think so.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, I don't think there is a Peeta/Sirius fic...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Of Flowers and Moons

Does anyone read Three het?

Probably, someone does. Somewhere...

Does anyone write Eleven?


13. Would anyone write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/Harry/Thalia? I can kinda of see that... ish

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Long Live- Taylor Swift? It reminds me of the Hunger Games.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sirius/Lily/ Prim? Warning: DO not read if do not understand

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Three hours ago?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Sirius and Luna are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with Luna. Sirius, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Hermes and a brief unhappy affair with Prim, then follows the wise advise of Thalia, and finds true love with Percy.

That's count how many ways that's wrong? Okay, one...

What title would you give this fic?

Aphrodite's Mistake

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Weirded out beyond ways

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be so excited, I'd take the nearest airplane to Camp Half-Blood.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

If I saw Peeta and Hermes in a closet together with a rubber ducky, I'd close the door, and blink rapidly.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Pissed. I'd feed him poison.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Grab a glass of water, and do a spit take.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist

Do nothing, she's - - - - already.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I'd give him a hug and say, "I knew you weren't all that bad!!!"

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Well, Sirius isn't really emo,I mean his best friend's dead, his other friend goes through monthly issues, and his other friend betrayed his best friend to Voldemort.

If he started slitting his wrists, I'd pat him on the head, give him a cookie and run before he could throw something at me.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Harry... *passes out*

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Oy! I need that! *pauses* I don't care if James needs it, he's an arrogant toerag! *pauses again* I don't care if he's your boyfriend. *pauses* Yeah, well Avada Kedavra to you too!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

'This is not happening until at least 7:00 am!'

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Can you say major fan girl?


An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and ... . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill.
But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD Good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent)

Professor : You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it?
And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?

(Student does not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?

(Student has no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold ?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events)

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There is Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light Constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class is in Uproar)

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class breaks out into Laughter)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it? . . ..
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son...
Student : That is it sir . . .
the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.

Don't be afraid to speak out when you are discriminated, judged according to race, abused, and insulted. If you get into a fist fight and lose, you'll still be famous. and you have Albert Einstein on your side.


Life is like a book. it has chapters, a begining and an end. you can always look back on it for guidance and life lessons. yes there will be errors because no book is perfect. and as you grow old the pages will grow torn and fray. but unlike a book you can never put life on hold or set it aside to think, no matter how hard the hardships are, you must live. and don't just live because you have life. live because life without you is a smile never to be seen, a story never to be read, a song to never be sung,and a heart to never don't give up. because i haven't and neither has the world... "let love in." The fray



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If you LOVE to read, and read often, copy and paste this!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, put this in your profile.

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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

(This still means that misspelled words annoy me...)


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’


The difference between a GOOD FRIEND and a BEST FRIEND:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and runs off with it.

A good friend will help you move into a new house. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in jail next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial- and will call you at 2 AM just to tell you a dumb joke.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down beside you and cries.

A good friend will help you find your way if you're lost. A best friend will be the one who stole your compass, messed up your GPS and hid your map.

A good friend will help you learn how to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into a lake to gain insurance.

A good friend will watch your pets while you're away. A best friend won't let you go away.

A good friend will help you when you fall. A best friend will point and laugh because they tripped you.

A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will help you kidnap the band.

A good friend calls your parents 'Mr.' and 'Mrs.' A best friend calls your parents 'Dad' and 'Mom.'

A good friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend would probably be the reason you need hiding.

A good friend lets me make an idiot out of myself in public. A best friend is right up there doing it with me.


I'm the girl who sits in the corner and reads at school dances. I am the girl who will jump in puddles after it rains, even though I'm wearing new shoes. I'm the girl whose not afraid of standing up for what she believes in. I'm a girl who would rather stay at home than go to some big party. I'm the girl that hides her true feelings. I'm the girl who thinks prom is a waste of time and money. I'm the girl that who rather go hang out with the guys, rather than talk to girls about how cute they are. I'm the girl that's not afraid to eat her own weight in food. I'm the girl who ignores insults, rather than taking them in. I'm the girl who finds girlie girls to be annoying. I'm the girl that would never be controlled by anyone!I'm the girl who people call 'nerd', and I embrace it. Because I am one. I am a nerd. I'm the girl that plays video games. I'm the girl that loves pranking. I'm the girl that laughs way too much, but not in an annoying kind of way. I'm the girl that was planning world domination at the age of five. I'm the girl that mends hearts, not break them. I'm a different type of girl, and I like that. I'm the type of girl that would never change, despite what anybody else says. I'm the girl you talk about behind your hands, pretending I can't hear you. I am the girl no one ever cares about. I am the girl who talks to herself because no one else will. I am the girl who will laugh out loud in the middle of a silenced room, just because. I am the girl who is frowned upon, because I do not know who is dating who. And frankly, I could care less. I am the girl people call a freak. I am the typical girl, who will probably not survive high school. I am the girl who will push forward and keep on trying, no matter how many hands reach out to stop me. I am the only girl who can look herself in the mirror and not lie. I'm my own girl. I'm the girl who, if you asked her what her favorite books were, would finish answering in an hour. I don't care what other people think of me. As long as I have my books and my friends, I couldn't care less if I'm called a freak by illiterate 'popular' people. I read to escape reality. It gives me hope that maybe, maybe there is more to life than this.


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Not telling...)

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. (Blueish..blackish...)

3. your first initial? (G)

4. your month of birth? (January)

5. which color do you like more, black or white? (Black)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Not telling this either. She's a friend, and yes, I'm that paranoid)

7. your favorite number? (7)

8. do you like California of Florida more? (Florida. The part of California I know is flashy and... *shivers*)

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? (Ocean)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) (I won't tell you. Don't want to seem like some sappy teenage girl, now do I? ...Aw crap.)

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person. (ishish)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. (Yeah, because when you're my age and a dork you get a lot of that.)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (As of right now? HA!)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. (Totally unexpected? Joy...)

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. (Been there, done that.)

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (No! REALLY?!)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Think of all the slumber parties... *Shiver*)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person. (Anything but)

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (Yep. That's me. A people pleaser.)

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday! (And since that's about a year away...)


I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.


One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys went out to fight
there they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came running to kill
the two dead boys.
If you dont believe my tale
i swear its true
ask the blind lady she saw it too!


Some examples of why the human race has probably come so far (note the sarcasm). You know, not all people have IQ points of forty-five. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Dang it! My dream-self is going to miss fixing her hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(But how do you use regular soap?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But...the box said that it was JUST a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Besides...whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we could just stop 5 year-olds from hijacking cars and using forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No, really?!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(OK...? Something obviously went wrong in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(In other words, don't use if floating in outer space)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(I sincerely hope so.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid BIG bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise both hands if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, go ahead! Just destroy children's dreams left and right!)


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY: Turn it Off (Paramore)

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? french (Monty Python) {I'm french! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!}

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Savin' Me (Nickelback)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Feel Good, Inc. (Gorillaz)


6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Leave Out All the Rest (Linkin Park)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? She's a Rebel (Green Day)

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? You're Gonna Go Far Kid (The Offspring)


10. WHAT IS 2 + 2? All at Once (The Fray)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Goofy Goober Rock (Spongebob Squarepants) {Don't judge me...}

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? So What? (P!nk)

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Raise Your Glass (P!nk)


15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Don't Stop Believin' (Journey)

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Things Left Unsaid (The Disciple)

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Speed of Sound (Coldplay)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Givin Up (Linkin Park)

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Breakeven (Falling to Pieces) ((The Script))

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Beaming (Relient K)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Thank Goodness (Wicked Soundtrack)

22. WHAT WILL YOUR CHILD'S FIRST WORDS BE? Was it a Dream? (30 Seconds to Mars)

23. WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR? Today's Gonna Be a Great Day (Koz)


25. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Free Falling (Mean Mr. Mustard)



Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)


1. Grab the nearest book to you and open up to page 81 line 4.

"Select SP R1800, click OK, and select Head Alignment. "User's Guide; by Epson Stylus Photo R1800"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air, computer, chair

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Avatar: The Last Airbender

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

6:25 PM

5. What time is it:

6:27 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My parents watching a movie in the next room

7. When was the last time you stepped outside, what were you doing?

I went to my old tree house and wrote (or tried) a chapter for a story I'm working on.

8. Before you started this what did you look at?

My Updated list

9. What are you wearing?


10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah. And it was awesome. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

11. When did you last laugh?

Five minutes ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?


13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope. Not really. Why? Do you know something?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Boring and time-consuming. Only created so authors of Fanfiction could try to be funny to people who may or may not be reading this.

15. What is the last film you've saw?


16. If you became a multi-millionare over night what would you buy?

My own personal library

17. If your first child is a girl what would you name it?

Anita. Or maybe something like Ady. Because who really wants to go to a school with people calling you 'Joy', or 'Sandre'.

18. If your first child is a guy what would you name it?



First they came for the


and I did not speak out

because I was not

a communist.

Then they came for the

trade unionists

and I did not speak out

because I was not

a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews

and I did not speak out

because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me,

and there

was no one left

to speak for me.

Just because the problem doesn't bother you personally at first, doesn't mean it's right to just turn a blind eye.



This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.


The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.

Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!"

Crazy is when you tell your teacher that the reason you're failing her class is because her hair is distracting you.

Crazy is when you say humans are idiots and then when someone says that you just called yourself an idiot you say I'm not human I'm an alien/vampire

Crazy is when you go up to random people , and say either "Happy Birthday!", or "Happy _ Day!"

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


Ouran Survey!

1. Who do you think is most like you in personality? Kaoru! Or Haruhi.

2. Who would you date? A twin. Or Hunny. Or Mori. Or Kyoya. Eh... probably a twin though.

3. Who is the cutest? Why? Cutest? That's Hunny.

4. Who's personality do you like best? Hikaru! Immature, jealous, short tempered, devilish, loyal, loving... or Kaoru. He gave up his chance at Haruhi for his brother... Can we hear an AW?

5. If you were to go to the host club, who would you go for? (lolita, princely, cool etc...) I'd go to Mori. Which would mean Hunny, right?

6. Who should Haruhi have ended up with? Hikaru! Tamaki gets EVERYTHING. Or Kyoya. I can seriously see her with Kyoya. Like I said before, Tamaki gets everything. He shouldn't get the girl too.

7. Which depressed Tamaki is your fave? Depressed Tamaki IS my fave.

8. Fave Tamaki-ism? When he gets jealous of the twins for always being around Haruhi, and he does his little, "Father doesn't approve!"

9. Fave Hitachiin prank? When Kaoru set Hikaru and Haruhi on a date! Duh.

10. Your fave cosplay that they did? I liked the Alice in Wonderland costumes...

11. Fave back story? I LOVED the twins'. It was so sad, yet so twiny. I don't think that's a word, but MOVING ON.

12. Fave episode? The twins fight, the beach episode, the one with the giant tuna, ("Kyoya, Mori!" "On it!" K:Yes, I'd like you to find the very first person who said mayonnaise on raw fish tasted like tuna, AND BAN HIM FROM THE COUNTRY!" M: Haruhi... you have been lied to.This tastes nothing of Giant tuna. Haruhi: Mori, if this is something so serious you felt you had to rip off your apron to tell me, I want to die... Hunny: The person who hurt Haru-chan will DIE.) Seriously, I cracked a rib laughing. I love any episode to do with the twins though. Especially Kaoru centric.

13. Did Honey surprise you with his fighting skills? ...I laughed...

14. Who hates Kyouya and why? How can anyone hate Kyoya? He wears glasses!

15. Do you like Beelzenev? You don't?



getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


YOU MUST READ FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY!! If you truly love god. Post this in your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various

experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was

a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe

from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway

down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking

for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was

walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,

she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling

overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help

this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police

asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man

she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man

one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she

wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you

know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...

Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms


In Remembrance

In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

without all the red and gold crap.

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

Who fought bravely to the very end….

And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

with many jokes…

he's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby…

Who was more free and full of love…

than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

the last real Marauderer...

who was not just a wonderful father…

a incredible husband and brave hero…

as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

who died for ‘the greater good’…

and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

who we really didn’t know too well…

but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

In Remembrance of Hedwig…

Harry actual first friend…

who lived and died soaring.


All the random quotes I find on here and in life. the bold are ones that pertain to what I'm feeling now. Actually, since I don't want to constantly come on and change this, the black ones are ones I'm going to use in a poem or something. Ones that I'd love to remember forever. ^^

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

He can't break my heart if he doesn't know he has it.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

"Sometimes I need what only you can provide; your absence" -Ashleigh Brillant

"I feel so miserable without you , it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would gladly do it for you." -Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time someone turns on a set, I go into the other room and read a book." -Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be happy to make an exception." -Groucho Marx

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

"I did not attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -Mark Twain

"Honesty is the best policy- when there is money in it" -Mark Twain

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -Abraham Lincoln

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -Irvin S. Cobb

"He had Van Gough's ear for music." -Billy Wilder

"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them." -Caron de Beaumarchais

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else." -Kin Hubbard

"Every time I look at you I have the fierce desire to be lonesome." -Oscar Levant

"Nothing fixes something so intensely in memory than the wish to forget it." Montaigne

"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon." ~Arnold Haultain

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work” Mark Twain

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear." Mark Twain

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell." ~Matchbox Twenty, Unwell.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!


Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

"I'm ignoring you because you make me sad."~ Dr. House (House)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. (Willy Wonka)

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

It increases your chances of being hit by lightening when you stand under your tree. It increases it more if you raise your fist at the sky and scream, "STORMS SUCK!!" at the top of your lungs. -Alyson May ??

"From now on I don't care if my tealeaves say "Die, Ron, die!" - I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong"-Ron

"This is night, Diddykins, that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this"-Harry

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

Dreaming is the way for each and every one of us to go quietly and safely insane for every night of our lives.

"I don't even know why I bother. He'll never see me that way. He'll never care enough to look."

According to all known laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too tiny to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded. - Lemony Snicket

Reading is a way of escape. Running for your life is another. - Lemony Snicket

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The best stories are born from insanity and written with logic.

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards."-- unknown

"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes"- W. C. Fields

It's 90 degrees in the shade in Jerusalem...where did Noah get two penguins and two polar bears from?- Sir David Stevens

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'm not stupid, everyone else is just... really smart.

Overkill is a concept created by the enemy.

Regret nothing; deny everything.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

"All is possible if one dreams it to be."

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." - Winnie the Pooh

“Promise me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.” - Winnie the Pooh



"Don't help me because I'm pitiful. Help me because you care."

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