Lets say I am human . . .
With a coffee addiction (DIE DE-CAFE) . . .
I have a gerbil who is called Freedom . . . Not Weirdo, she is very intelligent . . . and is planing on taking over the world some day . . .
I'm trying to write . . . unfortunately Jaygirl942 is better than me!
Starts crying.
Yes I am weird and strange, and proud of it!
I have no siblings . . . but have a stepsister called 'NAH' you know who you are . . .
I live somewhere where the sentences: 'Everyone is insufferable', 'More tea mam?' and 'Good old fish and chips' are used alot.
I am 7040 days old, still alive and kicking.
I hate racism but love coffee.
Oh and I am training on being a ninja . . . lets just say I have started to learn how put these stupid coustumes on (trust me they are really uncomfortable!).
MUHAHAHhahah . . . Stops laughing and stares at gerbil.
Oh well.
Peace out.
Here are some of my favourite quotes (they are not mine so I'm not claiming them.)
"When the world says
'Give up'
Hope Whispers
'One more time'"
"Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive"
"She's a Lady, and Ladies shouldn't be messed with."
"If you can't find something to live for, best find something to die for."
"If I told you this was killing me, would you stop?"
"If you had a second chance. Would you use it?"
"Men are like laxatives . . . they irritate the crap outta you."
"Go ahead . . . Try to fix me . . ."
"I hate it when people point at their wrist to ask the time . . . Do you see me pointing at my ass when I ask where the bathroom is."