Author: Catastrophia

Catastrophia

My Stories 20

Me and Mr Cullen » It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 10/15/2018 published: 3/14/2012, Bella, Edward

278 Welcome to the Cameo Hotel » Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language

Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 616, follows: 906, updated: 5/15/2018 published: 10/11/2011, Bella, Edward

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29 Dimensions » Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 37k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 723, updated: 7/23/2013 published: 1/14/2011, Bella, Edward

1k+Conventioneers » Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 7/8/2013 published: 1/18/2012, Bella, Edward

The Road of Stardom: A Me and Mr Cullen Outtake The road of life is long and hard, filled with obstacles. The road of stardom is worse. There were many stops along that winding, challenging road, for the one and only, Mr. Edward Cullen.

Twilight, M, English, words: 6k+, favs: 207, follows: 156, 1/1/2013, Edward

657 Into The Deep » After an accident took Bella's parents, she is forced to live with her new guardian, family friend Edward Cullen. She's been drifting through life for the last year in a daze. Will Edward be able to get through to her and wake her from her living nightmare? Will her looming eighteenth birthday separate them, or bring them closer together?

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 632, follows: 905, updated: 12/16/2012 published: 10/10/2012, Bella, Edward

260 Temptation Divine » Though Edward is married, he can't stop fantasizing about Emmett's intern. Emmett, his best friend and work partner, has warned him to stay away from her… from his little sister. She's only nineteen, he's thirty three. Will Edward take the apple from his Eve and succumb to her temptation?

Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 10k+, favs: 631, follows: 838, updated: 11/20/2012 published: 9/8/2012, Edward, Bella

458 When Bunnies Attack » Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH

Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 16k+, favs: 339, follows: 409, updated: 11/11/2012 published: 8/30/2011, Bella, Edward

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Hate What You Do To Me » Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.

Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 22, words: 85k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/20/2012 published: 8/24/2010, Bella, Edward

Shame It was a union that was never supposed to happen, an affair that took over her life and altered it. Unable to keep him from advancing, can Bella keep her brother-in-law away and save her marriage? Or should she give in on what could possibly be what was always meant to be? Perhaps fate will make the decision for her.

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 448, follows: 215, 9/8/2012, Bella, Edward

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Beyond the Scope » The job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble fic

Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 40, words: 25k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/11/2012 published: 5/14/2012, Bella, Edward

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The Blackened Flame » Six years ago he tore her apart, broke her. Bella's a new, take charge woman now. What will happen when Edward walks into her conference room, and back into her life, as her new client? Rated M for language and future lemons. Drabble fic.

Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 72, words: 16k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 868, updated: 4/16/2012 published: 1/20/2012, Bella, Edward

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Wind Chimes Edward's been dead for years, trapped in his former home that was just purchased by Bella Swan, a woman more perceptive than most. Will he scare her away like the others, or will they form an unusual bond between the living and the dead? AU AH… and ghost

Twilight, M, English, Supernatural & Romance, words: 236, favs: 324, follows: 93, 4/7/2012, Edward, Bella

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Faded Memories Edward and Bella hardly speak anymore. Can Bella and her daughter take being ignored any longer? Can their marriage survive the realities of life, or fade into just a memory? AH

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, favs: 528, follows: 167, 2/14/2012, Bella, Edward

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The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You » At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.

Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 24, words: 19k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 545, updated: 1/13/2012 published: 1/2/2012, Edward, Bella

83 Down the Rabbit Hole Bella and Edward are thrown together as roommates. Will Alice's meddling and the "pull" bring them together? Or will their pasts tear them apart? Rated M for lemons and a bit of violence in later chapters. a.k.a. fun with apple juice!

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 111, follows: 152, updated: 11/27/2011 published: 4/4/2010, Bella, Edward

Watching You Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!

Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 269, follows: 84, 9/26/2011, Bella, Edward

Fluid Mechanics Virgin super kinky perv engineer, Dr. Edward Cullen has met his ultimate sexual fantasy in the flesh in pinup girl dressing fellow engineer, Dr. Bella Swan. Innuendos fly, but is Edward's geek factor too thick for Bella to get her point across? Rated M

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 13k+, favs: 279, follows: 149, 7/22/2011, Edward, Bella

It's My Party and I'll Grope If I Want Too What happens when a horny Jasper and Bella haven't seen each other in days and Rosalie decides to throw a party at their apartment? One shot. Rated M for lemons. Bella/Jasper AH

Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 165, follows: 26, 1/1/2011, Bella, Jasper

Hate What You Do To Me Goodies » Outtakes, bonus chapters, and other goodies from Hate What You Do To Me can be found here! Rated M for a reason! Best to read Hate What You Do To Me first in order to understand.

Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 159, follows: 115, updated: 12/27/2010 published: 10/11/2010, Bella, Edward