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What It Takes To Win Bell » by FizzingWhizbeez
Oliver Wood just can't believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why. Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 32, words: 75k+, favs: 478, follows: 281, updated: 9/20/2018 published: 6/22/2005, Oliver W., Katie B.
78How It Could Be » by theoldandthenew
This story takes place after The Amber Spyglass, five years into the future. Lyra is in her world; Will lives in his with Mary and his mother. But Dust has something in store for them; their way to build the Republic of Heaven.His Dark Materials, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 20, words: 16k+, favs: 94, follows: 82, updated: 4/24/2012 published: 1/20/2010, Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P.
33 The Twelve Gays Of Christmas by Sxcsami
It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley's are bored. So Fred and George decide to entertain them with their new Christmas song, the twelve gay's of Christmas! Warning, faked twincest. Humor/parody!Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 51, follows: 6, updated: 12/25/2011 published: 12/24/2010, Fred W., George W.
35 It Just Isn't Fair by LiLiKun18
Alphonse is very upset when he wakes up and realizes his self worth. He decides to take it out on his crippled brother. Quick little oneshot. Alphonse rant. Very funny.Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 531, favs: 43, follows: 3, 1/15/2011, Alphonse E., Edward E.
11Hero? Or coward? » by Syladin Shadesmar
I got mad at Link. The reason why is in the story. And now, since I feel like making fun of him, I have written this. I will possibly make sequels. But in any case, LINK MADE ME MAAAAAAADDD!Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 11/13/2010 published: 8/15/2010, Link
28 Past Problems Catch Up! » by Syladin Shadesmar
It is 50 years later. Max is married to Iggy, but is still caught between Fang and Dylan! Anne Ride, her granddaughter, lives on Max's legacy. Editing to squeeze back up to the top of the list, since most people forgot it exists...Maximum Ride, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 6k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, updated: 6/26/2010 published: 4/28/2010, Max
56 Love Can Survive All Obstacles, If You Allow It » by MoreRoses
It's Melissa's final year at Hogwarts, along with the dashing ginger haired prankster known as Fred. Love blossoms between the seemingly unlikely pair. Can they survive everything thrown at them, or will they crash and burn? Fred/OCHarry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 17, words: 20k+, favs: 59, follows: 21, updated: 5/27/2010 published: 4/9/2010, Fred W., OC
14 Exploding Bagels and the Color Red by MyMusesSpeakToMe
A sort-of sequel to Sirius Vs Vending Machine. Sirius is happy, which is rarely a good thing. James begins to question his personality's color. Lupin is confused. One-shot.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 518, favs: 16, 5/23/2010, Sirius B., James P.
86 A Teenage Romance » by FlamingToads
Minerva and Albus are given a gift so they can have their own teenage romance. On Albus and Minerva's secret anniversary they will be going back to school. But will things play out like they should? Will Severus's plan work or will it fail?Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 25k+, favs: 55, follows: 21, updated: 5/17/2010 published: 1/31/2010, Minerva M., Albus D.
17 Sirius Vs Vending Machine by MyMusesSpeakToMe
Sirius comes face-to-face with the scourge of the muggle universe, Lupin is scared, James just wants a chocolate bar. One-shotHarry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 450, favs: 24, follows: 3, 1/15/2010, Sirius B.
98 Ron Weasley's Guide To Marriage by dogstar-ebony
Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 194, follows: 21, 10/30/2008, Ron W.
413Neurotically Obsessed » by FallenMystery
Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 46k+, favs: 259, follows: 238, updated: 8/23/2008 published: 1/31/2008, Katie B., Oliver W.
264 Avoiding Potter Or Not » by LilyHeartsJames
Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 74k+, favs: 148, follows: 50, updated: 11/6/2007 published: 6/19/2007, Lily Evans P., James P.
268Parenting For Dummies » by indescribablyBee
It's the Marauders and Lily's 7th year and they are required to take a new class. They get turned into children for two weeks each. Nothing could go wrong, right? Rated for safety.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 10k+, favs: 113, follows: 144, updated: 7/22/2007 published: 5/24/2006, Lily Evans P., James P.
5k+ This Time Around » by Disneydoll0424
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETEHarry Potter, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 69, words: 255k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/5/2005 published: 3/7/2004, Hermione G., Remus L.
328Knock Knock by michelle-31a
Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative wordHarry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 929, follows: 139, 6/15/2004, Harry P., Luna L.
1k+ Sorting Fred by Morrighan
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 160, 3/16/2001, Fred W., George W.
67 Alternate Ch 27 or In Yo' Face Snape! by Lizzy
An alternate ch.27. Take it with a pinch of salt, k? BTW I'm not trying to critise J.K.R.'s work by writing this. I think she's the best.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 1, 9/5/2000, Harry P.
39 VoldemortSinging? by MarieAmethyst
Voldemort has had enough...R and R!Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 551, favs: 10, follows: 1, 8/15/2000, Voldemort