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Random Blurbs! » by
bltbackwards
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 23, words: 17k+, favs: 89, follows: 63, updated: 1/7/2015 published: 7/30/2010, Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh
55It All Started With The Council » by
Destined Darkness
Indeed it did! Parody MSN style. The dangers of joining groups on MSN. I suck at writing summaries mainly because i can't be bothered writing them, don't judge a book by it's cover. MWAHAHAHA! Read if you wish and Review. Lol wow you can say a lot in this
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 21k+, favs: 18, follows: 11, updated: 6/20/2014 published: 3/12/2010, Aragorn, Legolas
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Thor 2: The Not-Light Planet » by
kalina16
Join Thor, Loki, and Jane as they compete for screen time and character development amongst jerky fathers, crazy elves, drunk physics, and utter crack.
Thor, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 23k+, favs: 50, follows: 43, updated: 4/25/2014 published: 11/10/2013, Thor, Loki
12The Crazy Bug » by
imatruenut
Everybody, even the students at Hogwarts, gets bitten by the crazy bug sometimes
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, updated: 3/16/2014 published: 11/23/2009
98How to Completely Freak Out Galbatorix » by
Dragonsrule18
51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 35, follows: 15, updated: 1/21/2014 published: 11/30/2009, King Galbatorix
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Cookies for a Night Fury by
Steefwaterbutter
It's Christmas Eve and Larry is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Santa. But what happens when a Viking named Hiccup shows up at his door, persued by an angry Night Fury?
Veggie Tales & How to Train Your Dragon, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 12/16/2013, Hiccup, Toothless
20Cannon is over rated » by
Alyss Mainwaring
A whole load of one shots. Some are my idea of a joke while others are... I don't know. Inspiration from my religion class. :@ Alyss Mainwaring
Ranger's Apprentice, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 8, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, updated: 12/21/2011 published: 5/29/2010, [Horace, Cassandra/Evanlyn] [Alyss, Will]
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Evil Division Dalek by
Sleeping Kangaroo
I have no summary... This makes no sense. It's funny and cute I think , though, so R&R? Very short. In honor of 11/11/11. Even though this was published on 11/9/11...
Doctor Who, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 205, favs: 3, 11/9/2011, Rose T.
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Nightmares by
Sleeping Kangaroo
150 word drabble not counting A/N and song , 10th Doctor's POV. It's really angsty, inspired by Chameleon Circuit's Nightmares. The Doctor is always running.
Doctor Who, K+, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 265, favs: 2, 9/30/2011, 10th Doctor
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The Death Eaters' Chatroom » by
Witchy Pixie
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 20, words: 6k+, favs: 92, follows: 50, updated: 8/27/2011 published: 6/5/2009
146The Caravan of Eragon » by
ThePurpleRose
Sequel to The House of Eragon. Eragon still loves waffles, Brom's got more shoes, Selena aspires to be Supernanny, Orik's a poof, Galby's got a stomach of steel and Angela's just Angela. Please read and review; you know you want to!
Inheritance Cycle, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 14, words: 26k+, favs: 35, follows: 32, updated: 9/14/2010 published: 4/20/2008
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Things not to do in front of: Yassen » by
awesomehatyougotthere
Are you annoying? Do you have some sort of death wish? Then breaking these rules will garuntee a painful death! 10 Things not do to in front of Yassen, do it and die. A PROPER CHAPTER 4 is now up. Thanks for all the reveiws!
Alex Rider, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 37, follows: 14, updated: 9/7/2010 published: 8/21/2010, Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
43Never Train Tom Harris in the SAS » by
Fearlee
Blunt wants Tom to become a spy, so he sends him and Alex to Brecon Beacons to train. The only fact that he overlooked was that Tom doesn't want to be a spy. Mayhem is about to commence...
Alex Rider, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 113, follows: 50, updated: 8/13/2010 published: 8/10/2010, Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
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FalseLived Lies by
Rydd Rider
Just a little poem. Wrote it randomly, mostly 'cause I had nothing else to do. R&R, please!
Ranger's Apprentice, K+, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 277, favs: 4, 7/15/2010, Halt, Will
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The Atlantis Infirmary Rulebook » by
bunjamina66
Carson's through with being 'Mr Nice Guy'...
Stargate: Atlantis, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 25, words: 108k+, favs: 123, follows: 50, updated: 7/15/2010 published: 3/7/2010, Rodney M., John S.
30CAKE, CANDY, COFFEE, and CHAOS? » by
The Flame in All of Us
sequel to CAKE!We left off with Gil n Will oweing Halt alot n they jus ran off so Halt's gonna get revenge sweet revenge...or is he? read to find out! Please R and R!
Ranger's Apprentice, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 7/10/2010 published: 3/29/2010
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Coke and Funyuns Rush by
HermioneK
Alex Rider is home alone while Jack grocery shops. He is an adolescent boy in search of junkie snacks in order to keep up with his high metabolism. Will those snacks come with consequences?
Alex Rider, K+, English, Humor, words: 279, favs: 9, 7/8/2010, Alex R./Cub, Jack S.
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Insane by
Harveste Starr
Alex rider hates the term 'insane'. Just a short drabble, contains no swearing of any kind. Which is unusual, for me. Rated K just in case.
Alex Rider, K+, English, Angst, words: 276, favs: 10, follows: 1, 7/1/2010, Alex R./Cub
8Will's moralful experiances » by
The Flame in All of Us
Read the title. This story may contain violence Horace , horror Horace , and weirdness so you were warned! Contains fable kinda...Please R and R!
Ranger's Apprentice, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 6/7/2010 published: 2/24/2010
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Weeping Angel by
Terminal Nostalgia
On a bench, in a London subway, a boy sits, hunched up and crying." One-shot, set out like a free verse poem. Pease Read and Review!
Alex Rider, K, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 737, favs: 46, follows: 10, 5/9/2010, Alex R./Cub