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91False Starts Worm »
A collection of fanfics based on Worm that didn't really go too far. Some might be finished sometime, but not all will. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't own anything you recognize.Worm, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 320, follows: 278, updated: 5/16/2016 published: 3/25/2014, Skitter
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Naruto's Oblivion »
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.Naruto & Elder Scrolls series, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 40k+, favs: 671, follows: 741, updated: 1/20/2016 published: 11/28/2013, Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
719False Starts Harry Potter »
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 20, words: 76k+, favs: 820, follows: 705, updated: 1/5/2016 published: 7/9/2011, Harry P.
234 Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate »
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.Naruto & Dresden Files, T, English, Fantasy & Mystery, chapters: 6, words: 22k+, favs: 910, follows: 987, updated: 7/4/2014 published: 10/28/2011, Naruto U., Bob
700 I Fall(out) to Pieces »
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?Harry Potter & Fallout, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 98k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/7/2014 published: 2/22/2013, Harry P.
141False Starts Naruto »
This is a series of ideas and blips that started out, but I wasn't ever able to fully flesh out. Some good, some not so good, but most have a silly side to them. All focus on the Naruto 'verse, specifically on the manga.Naruto, T, English, chapters: 9, words: 24k+, favs: 284, follows: 253, updated: 4/28/2014 published: 4/25/2012, Naruto U.
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A Hogwarts Home Companion »
Welcome to Diagon Alley, where they food is disgusting, the clothes are out of style and all the pureblood children are below average. A Harry Potter and Prairie Home Companion crossover.Harry Potter & Radio Dramas, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 24, follows: 12, 4/10/2014
57 Amontillado, Chilled
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.Worm, T, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 558, follows: 220, 3/9/2014, Skitter, Shadow Stalker
169 Every Silver Lining has its Cloud »
Forgotten Realms Crossover Buffy is late in stopping Angelus and most of Sunnydale is pulled into Acathla's portal ending up in the Nether Mountains in northern Faerun. Warnings for occasional naughty words, heavy violence, and gnomes.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 47, words: 240k+, favs: 345, follows: 323, updated: 12/3/2013 published: 3/11/2010
266 Are you sure this was a good idea? »
Stupid Magical Contracts! Harry and Hermione discover that magic doesn't have the same kind of sense of humor that they are used to. Also, Hermione accidentally becomes a Big Bad. Warning: 'Tis a silly fic.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 44k+, favs: 804, follows: 861, updated: 11/22/2013 published: 10/15/2010, Dawn S.
1k+ Thinking in Little Green Boxes »
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.Harry Potter & Deadpool, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 48, words: 103k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/21/2013 published: 6/28/2010, Harry P.
21 Good Though
Harry Potter is sick and tired of cooking every meal while they camp out during the Horcrux Hunt. He decides to change things up a bit. Silly Humor.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 384, favs: 112, follows: 45, 10/30/2013, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
71 A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 551, follows: 183, 10/30/2013
26 A Parody of Peggy Sues
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 101, follows: 46, 10/2/2013, Harry P.
82 He's kind of a BLEEP
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.Harry Potter & Dresden Files, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 5k+, favs: 259, follows: 109, 10/2/2013, H. Dresden, Thomas R.
103 Xander of the Red Robes »
Jesse bought the costumes. It was too late to change into something else, and so Xander was stuck with face paint and hourglass contact lenses. Slightly AU for Buffy. Halloween fic for Halloween.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragonlance, T, English, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 31k+, favs: 332, follows: 345, updated: 10/1/2013 published: 10/24/2011, Xander H., Raistlin
47 Aragog's Dilemma
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 204, follows: 71, 6/10/2013
56 Keeping Up Appearances
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.Harry Potter, K, English, Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 154, follows: 37, 6/10/2013, Ginny W.
27 Hermione's Job Fair
Hermione Granger wasn't sure what to do after Hogwarts. Business courted her favor and she visited quite a few. Eventually she took a tour of the preeminent magical hospital. This is the story.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 543, favs: 38, follows: 25, 6/10/2013, Hermione G.
49 Genetech Discrepancy »
Buffy is thrust into a new situation when she finds out that her mother's estranged father recently died. With Joyce dead, Buffy and Dawn have to pick up the pieces. Crossover with the Book verse of Jurassic Park by Michael CrichtonBuffy: The Vampire Slayer & Jurassic Park, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 13, words: 16k+, favs: 86, follows: 113, updated: 4/17/2013 published: 8/20/2011, Buffy S., Tyrannosaurus
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