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Helen had no idea how much getting high on gout pills would change her life (or Bitsy's, for that matter).Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 18k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 3/22 published: 1/16
Exponential Change »
[NaNoWriMo 2024 entry] The Warden family find themselves struggling to cope with the death of their patriarch. Even so, life must go on. But how will they expect to do that when they've also got the whole world to run? (Rating changed from T to M.)Superjail!, M, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 34, words: 63k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 1/14 published: 8/9/2024, [The Warden, The Mistress] Stingray, OC
1 Shameless »
There's no shame in what Ambrose and Helen have been getting up to behind Bitsy's back. However, it's only a matter of time before something (or rather, someone) exposes their relationship to the public.Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 15, words: 30k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 8/1/2024 published: 5/1/2024
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Aloha 'Oe »
Bitsy and Helen have traveled to Honolulu, Hawaii for the funeral of the former's maternal grandmother. While there, they end up learning things about her and the rest of the Ryan family that they wish they hadn't.Misc. Cartoons & South Park, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 20k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 4/25/2024 published: 2/29/2024, OC
Right Down The Line
[April Fools Day] After a wild night out at the Muppet Theater, Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog shockingly find out that Miss Piggy is pregnant with his children after a one-night stand.
Muppet Show, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 3/31/2024, [Kermit, Miss Piggy] [Gonzo, Camilla]
What Was I Made For? »
After hearing that her brother has passed away, Bitsy feels as though she's lost her purpose in life. How will she cope with her complicated feelings regarding his death?Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/22/2024 published: 2/3/2024
No One Is To Blame
The year is 2010, and Helen has to make the hardest decision of her life.
Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 1/20/2024
It's My Birthday And I'll Die If I Want To »
Bitsy, Helen, Whitney, Maya, and Goldie find themselves caught up in a murder mystery while staying in Koloa, Hawaii for Bitsy's aunt Doro's 87th birthday.Misc. Cartoons, M, English, Mystery & Horror, chapters: 10, words: 17k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 1/5/2024 published: 11/24/2023
Getting Older
Helen and her surrogate daughter Kay catch up on some much-needed bonding time.Misc. Cartoons & Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Family & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 11/21/2023, Kay F., Byrne F.
All Bound For Mu Mu Land »
[NaNoWriMo 2023 entry] Changed Daily is forced to participate in a competition where he and 199 other chiefs of U.Z.Z. play children's games, but with a sinister twist. Can Victor and Anita stop this competition before their boss becomes a Lemurian and loses himself forever?Secret Show, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 42k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 11/18/2023 published: 8/6/2023, [Victor V., Anita K.] Professor Professor, Changed Daily
Cry For Help »
[Sequel to "I'll Follow You Into the Dark"] Bitsy is still struggling to adjust to life without Whitney, but she's determined to do her proud somehow, even if it's at everyone else's expense.Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 30k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 7/28/2023 published: 5/15/2023
Lavender Haze
[Human AU] The year is 1994, and Petunia and her older sister Maya come out to each other.Steven Universe, K+, English, Family & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 5/7/2023, Blue Diamond, Pink Diamond
I'll Follow You Into the Dark
Bitsy struggles to adjust to Whitney's death.Misc. Cartoons & Steven Universe, T, English, Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 5/3/2023, Steven U., Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, White Diamond
Haven't You Noticed I'm A Star? »
[Prequel to "Eyes on Me"] The year is 1990, and Sapphire has been propelled to stardom after she becomes a contestant on the hit public-access show "Stairway to Stardom." Will she be able to handle all the highs and lows that come with being a famous child star, though?Steven Universe, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 11, words: 20k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 4/23/2023 published: 3/19/2023, OC, Sapphire
6 Et Mundus Eos »
[Unofficial sequel to "Extended Stay" by Prepare-for-the-crazy.] The Warden, the Mistress and their son find themselves ruling the world alongside a group of punky youths and other such diverse people. Will they get through the challenge together? Find out in this story. Rating changed from T to M. [Wardess; OC x OC]Superjail!, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 25, words: 34k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 3/15/2023 published: 10/5/2013, [The Warden, The Mistress] OC
Eternal Flame »
[Prequel to "Eyes on Me"] The year is 1991, and Ruby's mother has decided to take a job at the Brandenham Hotel as hotel owner Bitsy's assistant. Will it change the Harveys' lives for the better? Only time will tell.Steven Universe, T, English, Family & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 15k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 2/4/2023 published: 12/30/2022, OC, Ruby, Blue Diamond, White Diamond
6 Back For Good »
[NaNoWriMo 2022 entry] Professor Professor knows he still harbors feelings for Doctor Doctor despite everything she's put him through. The question is, is he willing to act on them? The other question is, does she still feel the same way?Secret Show, T, English, Romance & Suspense, chapters: 40, words: 61k+, updated: 12/23/2022 published: 8/19/2022, [Professor Professor, Doctor Doctor] Changed Daily, OC
Do You Believe In Destiny? »
[Human AU] It's 2004, and Ruby decides to attend a school concert with Rosalia Kurtzman. Little does Ruby know that this concert will change her life forever.Steven Universe, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 18k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 7/12/2022 published: 5/26/2022, [Ruby, Sapphire] [Pearl, Rose Quartz]
If You Ever Cared To Ask »
[Human AU] The year is 2002, and everything is going great for Nyoko Goshima... until it's not.Steven Universe, M, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 15, words: 21k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 5/23/2022 published: 2/7/2022, Lapis Lazuli, Yellow Diamond, Blue Diamond, White Diamond
Never Be The Same Again »
The Puddleheads have attacked a space station above the planet Kalidah's atmosphere, leaving only one of the crew members alive. Agents Jinjur Zingiber and Ojo Yoop ask U.Z.Z. for help in stopping the Puddleheads from potentially killing others. Can Victor and Anita help?Secret Show, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 18, words: 24k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/18/2022 published: 12/8/2021, [Victor V., Anita K.] Changed Daily, OC