30Wolf Scraps » A collection of drabbles centered around Sauron and various OCs I choose to torture him with. This is largely made up of pieces from the cutting room floor of The Young Wolf, but I've decided to broaden the selection of what falls under the title. I'm exploring ideas (most of which are crack) without interfering with my works-in-progress.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Family, chapters: 16, words: 48k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, updated: 1/8 published: 5/4/2017, Sauron
2 The First This was attempt at trying to figure out how I think Sauron's first kill would have gone. I'm not sure I like it, or if it will remain in my head-canon.
Silmarillion, K+, English, words: 507, favs: 1, follows: 1, 12/31/2020, Sauron
2 Blood of the Covenant Know him, love him, fear him. Gaze in awe at his golden splendor, and feel the tears fill your eyes at the mere mention of his name, because it literally means King-Excellent- for he was truly the wonder of the world, or... in the opinion of one Numenorean Lord, a real tosser with the disposition of rotten fish bait. (Please note the genres below. The summary only tells lies.)
Silmarillion, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 5/5/2019, Sauron, Númenorians
124RITD (as it was) » Rolling in the Deep, in it's first incarnation, left untouched and unaltered, because at the time of writing this I absolutely loved it, and in the six year that have passed since its first chapter was posted am still in love with this story. So I've left it here for those who might wish to see what was and compare it to the new version that is. The M-rated content was removed.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, chapters: 24, words: 70k+, favs: 83, follows: 95, updated: 4/28/2019 published: 12/20/2013, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
6Rolling in the Deep Words were perilous and deadly; the cause of great pain and suffering they had proven to be. But for all their peril, coveted they were for there was no greater path to forgetfulness and momentary bliss. And surely there was nothing sweeter nor deadlier than a conversation with the dark. But the dark talked from all sides of its mouth, with many voices, and different faces.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Angst, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 17, 4/26/2019, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC, Wraith
9It Had Been » It had been a cold and queer summer, a summer of gloom and dreary music when a lord from Rhûn was found hanging from the chandelier of a dusty unused hall, and I had no idea what was going to befall me in Barad-dûr. (Not a GFIME fic)
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Drama & Horror, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 2/6/2019 published: 1/24/2019, Sauron, Uruk-hai, OC, Grishnákh
3 Sass Between Strangers It was Fuinur's job to deliver messages, but an unlikely cameo from the most unlikely character imaginable leaves the Nazgul unwilling to see his job done, and the Dark Lord confounded. Based on a scrapped idea of Tolkien's. While I can't blame him for my terrible writing, I am blaming him for the inspiration.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 10/25/2018, Sauron, Nazgul, Wraith
18The Young Wolf » To send untrained soldiers to war is to throw them away. Never having set foot beyond Mordor, Fëatho is terribly unprepared to face the world beyond his father's lands when he's sent to retrieve the ring. But what more can a loyal soldier do but fight, even, when he knows he'll lose? All that remains: deciding what he's prepared to give up. In the end the choice may not be his.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Family, chapters: 4, words: 41k+, favs: 19, follows: 20, updated: 9/29/2018 published: 7/6/2015, Frodo B., Sauron, Glorfindel, OC
19Fluffy Nazgul » Be warned. This is a series of crack-fics, but they're not just crack-fics. No. They're even worse. Yes, that's right, they're fluffy crack-fics. Read at your own peril. You've been warned.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 13, follows: 18, updated: 9/12/2018 published: 3/7/2014, Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC
3 Barad-dur: A Study of Sauron's Tower » Well sort of. Basically, this an essay full of stuff, about things, related to Middle-earth's most notorious tower featuring a gratuitous usage of the word 'and.' It's a bunch of canon material, spliced with my own crazy ideas compiled in one place for you to read, scratch your head at, or use for your own devious purposes if you wish (please help yourself.)
Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion, K, English, Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 6/24/2018
2 A Dark Lord's Wife It was the romance of the ages, never before had the bounds of decency, culture, and perception been so blatantly ignored and beaten to ragged ruin by- political upheaval and the unyielding need to survive. Beauty has definitely met his beast, and she might make a snack of him yet. So grab the nearest rolled up news paper and your brain-bleach. You WILL need them. [Shelob/OC]
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 6/20/2018
3 To Dream of the Sun When a prisoner from Minas Morgul meets the son of Sauron...and they talk...and things happen. :/ It's happy-fun-times for everyone, right? A comedy goldmine as it were? No. NO. Not so much. Spoiler warnings for TYW. At least our favourite hooded-dudes are there to make things less painful with their death-breath and Morgul Blades, right? Wrong? It was supposed to be fluff! Sorry!
Lord of the Rings, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 3/5/2018, Wraith
5 Sauron, and the Escapades of yet Another Foolish Daughter It was a spur of the moment bad decision just like writing this little scene? Story? It was a poorly planned exercise in futility; like when Mordor's princess tasked with tearing out the heart of one of her her lord's and father's enemies gives him her own instead. It can only end in failure. (Pairing found within.)
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 6/22/2017, Sauron, OC
The Last of the Muses » Time was of the essence. She had too much and he had too little, and all theirs together wouldn't be enough.
Doctor Who, T, English, Horror & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 8/28/2016 published: 8/8/2016, Weeping Angels, OC
28 The Last Days (Original) » Middle Earth's final days, see through the eyes of some Fourth Age denizens and a fallen Maia. I am rewriting this story, and I hope to be posting the first few chapters of the new version fairly soon. I will be keeping this one up. This /is/crack, and the original version of the story. For the serious retelling, then please visit Last Days Redux.
Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion, T, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 14, words: 41k+, favs: 18, follows: 24, updated: 7/10/2016 published: 4/23/2014, [Sauron, OC] Morgoth
3 The Last Days (Redux) » Sometimes you can't choose your enemies. Sometimes you can't choose your heroes. Sometimes your greatest enemy is your greatest hero-not the one that you wanted, but the one that you needed. Either way it was too little too late. In the end everything was broken.
Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion, M, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 14, 7/10/2016, Sauron, OC, Morgoth
14The Steak Between Them » This is a collection of short pieces that delve into complicated relationship between humans and Ra'zac. The friendships, the animosity, the misunderstandings, and everything in between. Most of this will be nonsensical crack, but not all of it. In all cases, it's me butchering the Inheritance Cycle's best characters.
Inheritance Cycle, T, English, Fantasy, chapters: 12, words: 14k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 12/16/2015 published: 6/19/2013, The Ra'zac, OC
1Hall of the Soothsayer The shorter of the Ra'zac was depicted and brash and temperamental, and the larger of the two- callous, calculating, and patient, but both were evil. Ever wonder why? This is my attempt to answer that question.
Inheritance Cycle, M, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 10/5/2015, King Galbatorix, The Ra'zac
2 At the Shrine of Your Lies In which Sauron gets the better of Ar-Pharazôn who's trying to get the better of Sauron. A brief exploration of the relationship between these two tyrants and their subtle use of... politics. It sort of ties into another fic that I have not posted, yet. It's what's between the lines that warrants the M rating.
Silmarillion, M, English, Suspense & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 9/25/2015, Sauron, Ar-Pharazôn
1 Ring a Dong Dillo A highly alternate version of events, in which he Council of Elrond deems it best for Middle Earth's continued freedom to send Tom Bombadil to the Black Gate to face the Dark Lord in an epic battle of music, resulting in what will undoubtedly become the Third Age's greatest rap battle.
Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion, K, English, Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 5/7/2015, Glorfindel, Sauron
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