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Biography
Joined Mar '10

Okay, so I decided to try this site out after reading a lot of stories anonymously. I signed up so that I could submit reviews and maybe write stories of my own.

I guess that you could pretty much say that I was inspired by other people's stories -- as well as my own personal experiences -- to start writing on this site.

LATER PEOPLE.

--mattsimpsonn


COPY AND PASTES

Channy I am Channy Bunny.
(='.'=) Love me.
(")_(") CHANNY-NESS! lol~Put this on your profile if you are a true Channy fan~

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath any more. Put this in your profile if you’re one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this in your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile.

If you knew that 90 percent of all statistics can be made to say anything 50 percent of the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, XxRandom NemesisxX, xXIceshadowXx, SimplesonOfAwesomness

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"


If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. (99 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall, 99 of Ferncloud's kits...take one down, pass it around, 98 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall!)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 8, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

2 percent of the fanfiction.net members are people who flame stories and who use their accounts just to accept complaints from people who they flame. If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stop thinking of things to add to your profile, but really want to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If have ever eaten someone else's food without realizing it, copy this into your profile.

If you would like to see the Jonas Brothers die a horrible, gory death, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that sugar is a reason to live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.


Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy.
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Didn'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.


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