Hi I'm Pixiesticksugarhigh!! Welcome to my not-so-great profile.
"If Harry Potter is so magical then why can't he just fix his eyesight so he doesn't have to wear glasses?"
"If life is a stage I want to be the one in charge of the trapdoor."
"It's a sceintific fact, every person who lives in Hollywood loses at leat two IQ points each year."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."
"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, thenkillthem"
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
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