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Happy Meal
Ruby drags Jaune to McOzpin's to get a Kid's Happy Meal for the super special limited edition plastic toy that comes with it.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 75, follows: 33, 7/30/2017, Ruby R., Jaune A., Cinder F., Team RWBY
10 Uncle Qrow, What's Whiskey?
Qrow is babysitting his adorable little neices, Yang (age 6) and Ruby (age 4), when he decides he really needs a drink...RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 92, follows: 39, 7/30/2017, Ruby R., Yang X.L., Qrow B., Taiyang X.L.
21 Cinder's Great Idea is Tit-get Spinners
Cinder has a great new plan to conquer the world: tit-get spinners.A titget spinner is apparently two fidget spinners affixed on a bra. I don't know how to describe it, look it up Jessica Nigri's twitter. A request from /u/edge4214 on the /r/rwby subreddit.RWBY, M, English, Humor, words: 756, favs: 52, follows: 21, 7/19/2017, Jaune A., Cinder F.
49 Ruby shoots Jaune in the Nuts
Ruby shoots Jaune in the nuts.RWBY, M, English, Angst & Humor, words: 954, favs: 95, follows: 48, 7/6/2017, Ruby R., Jaune A., Team RWBY
5 The Shadow of the Sun
After the fall of Beacon, Yang and Ruby flee back to their home on Patch. But while she recovers from her crippling injuries, Yang begins experiencing the nightmares of the past…RWBY, T, English, Horror & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 13, 10/22/2016, Ruby R., Yang X.L., Summer R., Raven B.
16 Weiss, What's Trick or Treating?
Everybody has a first time… For the /r/RWBY MonCon October 2016.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 84, follows: 42, 10/22/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A.
20 Garden of the Blue Rose »
An Anthology of One-Shots. With the school empty for summer vacation, Chitanda volunteers herself and Houtarou to water the school gardens. In the pristine garden, Chitanda finds an unnatural anomaly: a blue rose. If Houtarou is to have any break this summer, he must solve the mystery of the Garden of the Blue Rose.Hyouka/氷菓, K, English, Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 73, follows: 44, updated: 7/16/2016 published: 10/11/2013, Houtarou O., Eru C.
34Stay »
Post Volume 3. Half a year has passed since the 'Battle of Beacon'. How does the world continue after all that has happened? What's left after everything has been swept away?RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 13k+, favs: 136, follows: 154, updated: 7/14/2016 published: 7/5/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A.
6 Seasick
Team JNPR's day at the aquarium. For the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction Contest: JuneRWBY, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 44, follows: 17, 6/20/2016, Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
28 Cyclical
Post Volume 3. Before he even knew it, Jaune Arc had thrown himself into the line of fire.RWBY, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 715, favs: 130, follows: 58, 5/12/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
35 The Little Pyrrha »
Volume 3 Spoilers. After her death, Pyrrha Nikos is cloned using Atlas technology. 'Little Pyrrha' has the original's manners, personality, and smile. She looks like her, acts like her… but doesn't feel truly her. For the March 2016 r/RWBY Mon Con.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 7k+, favs: 129, follows: 70, 3/19/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
12 After all this time, I do not know
When the opportunity arises, how certain are you that you'll take it?RWBY, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 235, favs: 56, follows: 30, 3/19/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A.
11 In the end all I needed was you
After a long day, sometimes peace and relaxation is all you need.RWBY, K, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 215, favs: 71, follows: 36, 3/15/2016, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
11 The Devil has No Strings on Me
Penny Polendina was different from other girls. When she met Ruby Rose, she began to think of her often. What sort of things they had in common, what interests they shared. Their friendship consumes Penny's last thoughts. For the r/RWBY February MonCon.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Spiritual, words: 780, favs: 37, follows: 15, 2/16/2016, Ruby R., Penny P.
31 As It Falls
It's interesting what thoughts come to mind in the wee hours of the morning.RWBY, K+, English, Friendship & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 151, follows: 64, 2/5/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A.
30 Milk
Weiss dropped the milk.RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 204, follows: 77, 2/2/2016, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
19 The Concept of Control
If there was one thing a Schnee prided themselves on, it was control.RWBY, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 545, favs: 101, follows: 40, 1/10/2016, Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
25 Winter, What's Sex?
Sex Ed is a mandatory class at Beacon but Weiss can't make heads or tails of the material. The topic is embarrassing and the subject matter crude. Luckily, there's someone Weiss can always go to whom she trusts with stuff like this. For the December 2015 MonCon on /r/RWBY.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 142, follows: 60, 12/21/2015, Weiss S., Winter S.
23 Anger Management
Jaune goes see a mute therapist about his anger issues.RWBY, T, English, Romance, words: 731, favs: 105, follows: 55, 11/30/2015, Jaune A., Neo
20 Cheesecakes and Sundaes
Weiss hasn't had ice cream before. Jaune is appalled by this.RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 142, follows: 60, 11/30/2015, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]