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Shenanigans
A mistake during a mission puts Jaune in the medical wing.RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 780, favs: 70, follows: 43, 11/29/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
27 The Lit Candle
Deciding to abandon her plan for world domination, Cinder decides to fulfill her true dream: opening a small, quaint cafe. Colorful flowers, freshly brewed coffee, and and a rustic aesthetic gives the Lit Candle a homely vibe. It's the day of the grand opening. And Cinder's first customer? A foodie named Jaune Arc.RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 181, follows: 99, 10/22/2015, Jaune A., Cinder F.
7 Astronomy
Jaune's parents sent him a new telescope for his birthday. Blake has been reading a book on the stars, the constellations, and the galaxies. A quiet night. A clear sky with stars twinkling off in the distant reaches of the universe. Just the two of them.RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Spiritual, words: 1k+, favs: 107, follows: 49, 10/8/2015, Blake B., Jaune A.
10 Of Conflicts and Self-Doubt
Weiss reads a book while Jaune tries (and fails) to study.RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 985, favs: 135, follows: 57, 9/22/2015, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
18 When Everything is Still
After a long day of training, Jaune decides to relax on a rooftop.RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 146, follows: 63, 9/20/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
5 If Only
Jaune, Weiss, and an afternoon out.RWBY, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 945, favs: 93, follows: 32, 9/19/2015, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
4 Slow Burn
It all started when a family emergency called Pyrrha back to Mistral for a couple of weeks. Wanting to uphold her promise to Jaune to train him, she called upon Weiss to be her substitute. Set after Volume 2.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 143, follows: 56, 9/18/2015, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
10 Date Prep
Jaune has a date with Pyrrha. Weiss is roped into helping him prepare for said date.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 925, favs: 48, follows: 22, 9/13/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
32 Yang x Pineapple x Weiss
Yang decides to enlighten Weiss on how to properly clean a pineapple.RWBY, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 32, follows: 20, 8/26/2015, Weiss S., Yang X.L.
32 Breakfast with Winter
Winter Schnee invites Jaune over to make a surprise breakfast for Weiss.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 95, follows: 55, 8/10/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A., Winter S.
15 Bellybutton Dreams
Pyrrha gets psychedelic acid trips from tasting Blake's bellybutton.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 24, follows: 12, 8/6/2015, Blake B., Pyrrha N.
7 Musica in Bagno
Neptune and Sun play music together and enjoy each other's company. My submission for the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction contest.RWBY, T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 5/22/2015, Sun W., Neptune V.
33 Ruby x Banana x Weiss
Ruby shows Weiss how to eat a banana.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 957, favs: 79, follows: 29, 4/4/2015, Ruby R., Weiss S.
28 Weiss uses an Anal Thermometer
Weiss has a fever and needs to check her temperature.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 383, favs: 81, follows: 36, 4/4/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
23 Insomnia
The reason why Ren has no energy during the day.RWBY, T, English, Friendship, words: 655, favs: 45, follows: 22, 4/3/2015, L. Ren, Nora V.
17 Picnic with a Cow
Weiss and Jaune has a picnic with a cow.RWBY, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 310, favs: 27, follows: 10, 4/1/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
10 Iceberg
An iceberg fic featuring the show's... sadly... implied ship... goddammit.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 296, favs: 18, follows: 7, 4/1/2015, Weiss S., Neptune V.
14 What's inside Velvet's Box?
We finally learn what's inside Velvet's Box.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 154, favs: 45, follows: 16, 4/1/2015, Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L., Velvet S.
24 The Pure Love of Pyrrha Nikos
A tabloid magazine is interested in the Goddess of Victory's personal life. Pyrrha has a perfectly normal and healthy relationship with a plastic Jaune figurine.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 743, favs: 36, follows: 21, 4/1/2015, Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
349RWBY Let's Play! »
The shopkeep of 'From Dust Till Dawn', in appreciation of Ruby's efforts in thwarting the robbery, lets her select any game from his newly opened video game shop. She plays only the finest games but some games are too scary for her to finish alone... little does she know she lives in the presence of a horror game master.RWBY, T, English, Humor, chapters: 15, words: 29k+, favs: 578, follows: 511, updated: 3/27/2015 published: 10/4/2014, Ruby R., Jaune A.