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Semantics
The world revolves around the concept of perspective. Ruby Rose reflects on this.RWBY, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 855, favs: 31, follows: 12, 3/19/2015, Ruby R.
16 Skydive
After being rejected by Weiss, Jaune has a pair of skydiving tickets. With no one else to go with him, Ruby offers to accompany him in a death-defying leap of faith.RWBY, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 861, favs: 120, follows: 43, 3/17/2015, Ruby R., Jaune A.
20 Weiss, What's NTR?
Weiss watches NTR animated pornography.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 119, follows: 65, 3/17/2015, Weiss S., Neptune V., Jaune A.
20 The Art of Seduction
To fund her schemes, Cinder needs a quick influx of cash. So she decides to broadcast her art of seducing young men to the world… only, it doesn't go quite according to…RWBY, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 99, follows: 57, 3/17/2015, Jaune A., Cinder F.
3 Weiss, The Brilliant
Weiss has a brilliant idea on how to defeat a tough enemy. [Final Fantasy/RWBY]RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 6, 3/16/2015, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
26 Weiss gets a Boob Job
Weiss gets a Boob Job.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 91, follows: 43, 3/15/2015, Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Neptune V.
30 Secret Gardener
Proper gardening is difficult but rewarding work. But for a Schnee, it can something of a dishonorable act. So when Weiss is forced to swallow her pride and ask Jaune to help with her garden, no one else can know.RWBY, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 101, follows: 38, 3/15/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
12 Chaos is a Ladder
A serious reflection on RWBY and all of its characters.RWBY, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 470, favs: 25, follows: 10, 3/15/2015
30 Jaune Walks in on Weiss in the Shower
Jaune walks in on Weiss in the shower.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 335, favs: 51, follows: 21, 3/14/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
19 Pity Date
Jaune died in a freak boating accident. As per his wishes his body was cremated. Feeling guilty, Weiss decides to take Jaune's urn, filled with his ashes, on a pity date.RWBY, K, English, Angst & Romance, words: 340, favs: 35, follows: 16, 3/14/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
43 Tinderella
Jaune goes on a Tinder date.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 79, follows: 44, 3/14/2015, Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F.
40 The Talk
Jaune has never gotten "the talk". After drawing lots, Weiss is the lucky individual who has to try and explain it to him.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 650, favs: 67, follows: 34, 3/14/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
290 Inch »
Maybe one day he'll be everything she ever wanted in life. But today is not that day.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 18, words: 44k+, favs: 773, follows: 450, updated: 3/12/2015 published: 11/25/2014, [Weiss S., Jaune A.]
15 Five Nights with Ren
Ren takes a part-time job as a graveyard shift security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 45, follows: 22, 3/11/2015, Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
16 Analogy
Every night, they rinse and repeat.RWBY, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 810, favs: 103, follows: 41, 2/28/2015, Weiss S., Jaune A.
9 Recovery
Ren has a training accident which leads to his team growing closer.RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 891, favs: 44, follows: 12, 2/2/2015, L. Ren
18 Weiss is Stuck in a Blender »
When Weiss accidentally uses a shrink ray on herself, she ends up stuck in a blender.RWBY, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 803, favs: 26, follows: 20, updated: 1/9/2015 published: 11/23/2014, Ruby R., Weiss S.
22 Sisterly Skinship
Ruby and Yang has always been close as sisters. So a little skinship between siblings is alright...isn't it?RWBY, M, English, Family & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 76, follows: 39, 1/3/2015, Ruby R., Yang X.L.
12 Grapes and Whatnot
Every time he sees her, he's reminded of a different kind of fruit.RWBY, K+, English, Romance, words: 817, favs: 91, follows: 32, 12/24/2014, [Jaune A., Weiss S.]
140ShipNote »
Imagine a notebook that gave you the power to make any two people fall in love with each other: regardless of gender, race, or ideology. You can make enemies adore each other. Two shy people come closer. Friends become lovers. Blake finds such a notebook, the ShipNote, and with it becomes the Goddess of Matchmaking.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 281, follows: 307, updated: 12/21/2014 published: 12/14/2014, Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.