Everyone please go to this blog and re-post it where ever you can!! Re-post it in a story (make spaces if you do), or your profile, Facebook, your own blog, where ever! these people are bullies and getting rid of many good stories because they clame thoes stories break the rules. Please do this to save FanFiction.net from these bullies and to keep your stories up.

link to blog: http:///post/24345794821/important-re-mass-deletion-of-stories-on

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I TOLD U I OWN UR FanFfiction PAGE!!!!!

Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

u no its true! :D

Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

hehe would you say thoes things back? cuz i would!! :D

NEVER LET YOU BEST FRIEND HAVE YOUR EMAIL AND PASSWORD!!!!! SHE WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNTS!!!! :D

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