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Joined Apr '10

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

( \_/ )
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so everything that comes out of my mouth MUST be a lie.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm AFRICAN AMERICAN, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be an idiot with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I HATE HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST have no inner child

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Life is not about waiting out the storms. Its about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile. If you are one of the ponies who will be the crazy pony in the movie theater who is supposedly too old for Avatar in 2010, copy this to your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ somepony else, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on you're profile. Many teens are involved in drugs, alcohol, and graffiti. Put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Digimon (season one and two) is, was, and always will be the coolio-ist, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, and ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens have smoked or tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 2 that knows this is complete BS, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have a cat, copy this to your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist -that is NOT a Cullen-, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer. If you are ADD/ADHD and glad about it, copy and paste this on to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosey' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-olds sing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Many Amareica teenagers think it is their job to rebel against their parents. If you don't take pride in being rude/not listening to your parents/guardians, copy this to your profile. If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile! If you support Takari, put this into your profile! If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate all predjudice copy and paste this into your profile. If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile. If you have no idea why somepony started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this on you're profile. If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy ponies just for the hay of it, (it's so fun! ) copy this into your profile. If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile. If the first thing that enters your mind when i say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever looked for something that was in your hoof or right in front of u copy and paste this in your profile. If ponies have given up looking at you funny because there is no longer any point, copy this to your profile. If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do. If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile. If you can't stand 'The Office', copy this to your profile. If you ever threatened a computer copy and paste this in your profile. If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile. If you have ever: danced like no pony was watching, sung like no pony was listening, written like no pony was reading, loved like you'd never been hurt, or dreamed like no pony was judging, copy this to your profile. If the Voices of your characters threaten to drive you Mad(or Madder) copy this to your profile. If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile. If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- GO AWAY! STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER! YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT!- profile. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! Most teenage fillies spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you send half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile. ( it takes me bout 20 min. 30 to also start on my way to school.) If you have a good vocabulary, but cannot spell to save your life, then copy and paste this. If you frequently look for things right in front of your face/under your nose and still need help finding it, copy and paste this in your profile


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