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HI EVERY ONE!! I'm...o.0... I'm not going to tell you that..there are some crazy people out there...so just call me Aqua.

Lets get some thing straight right now.I Am a HUMAN and I am a girl. Now that that's settled.I love the water/swimming, hint the name. I love reading, writing, and drawing. I love animals and nature.I don't like pushy people who don't get there way so they make other people look bad.(sorry if i offended any one) I don't curse very much if at all so i probably wont be any in my stories. Some times I AMFUNNY and the other times I just think I'm funny...HA-HA... =b PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY IDEAS I WORKED REALY HARD AND I HAVE CONTACTS!! (AND I WILL KNOW!!) o.0

Gender: If you read above... female

Hometown/where I live: I am not telling you.

Attitude: Nice, stubborn...and I love sarcasm. That's all you need to know besides not the best speller but there is goggle.


KODOCHA: Sana and Akito (she might be dense but he will protect her no matter what)

INUASHA: Inuyasha and Kagome (kikyo is trying to get him to die so sorry to all the kikyo and inuyasha fans)

BLEACH: Ichigo and Orihime(rukia seems more like a friend to me sorry to all rukia and ichigo fans) Rukia and Renji (they have known each other forever) Toshiro and Rangiku ( I have to say they are cute) Yoruichi and Kisuke

MAID-SAMA: Takumi Usui and Misaki Ayuzawa ( They're so cute)

SPECIAL A: Hikari Hanazono and Kei Takishima

Along with Pokemon, Winxclub, and ... Toradora, Twilight, Castle.

If you have any good stories to read I'd be glad to read them!


"He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies".

When some one saids " your full of crap!" you say "OH yeah and your not".

When some one saids "its raining cats and dogs!" look out the window and say "aw i want one !!".

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder


person1: Alcohol is bad for you and could kill you so do not do it or drink it! and when people say "ohh it cant hurt you your too young" they must think the moon is made of green cheese!

person2: Yeah...like the moon is made of green cheese...right!

person1: I know right...

person2: Every one knows the moon is made of blue cheese!

person1: (slaps him self) -made by me,my friend' and a safty video

Man:what are you doing tonight? Woman: not you

Man : What's your sign? Woman: Not Open

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" - IF YOU WANT ALL THE 25 RESONSNS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER SEE- PONTIGER27



1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Sayings of Wisdom:

1. Scarcasm is a body's natural defence against stupid.

2. Intellegence is knowing that the water that falls from the sky is rain. Wisdom is having enough sence to get out of it.

3. If you build it they will come.

4. The best things in life are either fattining or free.

5. 70 of stitistics are made up on the spot.

6. No one knows everything.

7. Everyone is special in their own way.

8. You will learn that over time two things will not change: boy's brains and the fact that all schools are boring.

9. Everyone has or will be an artist in one way or another.

10. If you believe in yourself there is very little that you cannot do.

11. Many people will look at bumper stickers just because they have nothing better to do.

12. Number 11 is sad.

13. Everyone will experience grief...what makes you different is how you deal with it.

14. It is very hard to stop a war but is easy to start one.

15. Everyone procrastinates.

16. Everyone is OCD about something.

Female Comebacks--BY: xoannahearts ON quizilla" Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together -- If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [doomed] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen".--

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