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Biography
Joined May '10

"Grown-up implies you’re all done growing. But there’s always plenty of growing to do. You might stop growing tall, but you can still grow strong, grow clever, grow wise, grow rich, or grow wide. Maybe not much and maybe not cleanly or expectedly, but growing up doesn’t really stop."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."

"...one of those old ladies just creeping in the hallways and waiting for the perfect chance to attack innocent, chubby-cheeked kids"

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"What is life, in the face of death? Well, if I had an answer for that, I wouldn't be here, I would be dead."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."

"If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?"

"Never let someone else's truth interfere with your own."

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."

"What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!"

"'Divide and conquer' only works as long as the conquered don't know who's dividing them."

"The rest is rust and stardust."

"If you get caught, pretend you had intended to get caught all along."

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