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24 Castiel Decides to Write a Novel A somewhat silly, humorous one-shot. The title says it all. Castiel is inspired by the success of the "50 Shades" books and hijinks ensue. Dean/Cas. "What if I use the characters of Great Gatsby, but they're all zombies?" Cas suggests. "Sexually promiscuous zombies?"
Supernatural, T, English, words: 4k+, favs: 34, follows: 9, 4/7/2018, Dean W., Castiel
775Goodbye Windows » AU, Dean/Cas. Sam and Dean are the heirs to the Winchester fortune. Sam's running for Congress, and Dean is his irresponsible drunk brother, so Sam hires someone to keep him out of trouble - Castiel Smith, a man with his own hidden agenda... Ch. 33: "You'd be a good husband. You don't hog the blankets, you keep a gun under the pillow… You're gonna make someone very happy someday."
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 33, words: 130k+, favs: 284, follows: 375, updated: 3/21/2017 published: 3/14/2015
1k+ Exonerated » AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 33 UPDATE: This story has been temporarily removed, see last chapter for details.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Crime, chapters: 33, words: 17k+, favs: 854, follows: 743, updated: 9/17/2015 published: 11/25/2012, Dean W., Castiel
30Afterimage Post Season 9 finale, oneshot, Cas POV, the merest whiff of Dean/Cas but nothing more. Castiel is having a difficult time coming to terms with the new Dean. Dean seems to be enjoying it. "Do you wish you had killed me when you had the chance?"
Supernatural, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 43, follows: 12, 9/7/2014
24 Like the Wolf One-shot Dean/Cas set post-Season 7 finale. This is set in Purgatory, but it's not about Purgatory; it's about two particular animals who have ended up there.
Supernatural, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 62, follows: 13, 9/13/2012, Dean W., Castiel
768 High Seas and Low Gods » AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 34, words: 95k+, favs: 420, follows: 190, updated: 8/29/2012 published: 5/22/2012, Dean W., Castiel
51 The End of the World Oneshot, Dean/Cas AU. There's a giant-ass meteor headed for Earth, and Dean and Cas are two strangers in a bar with time on their hands. They've got nothing to lose. Right?
Supernatural, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 115, follows: 13, 5/15/2012, Dean W., Castiel
20 The Levee One-shot AU, Dean/Cas. Two detectives investigating a case, one dead police chief, and a bottle of scotch. It's after hours, and Dean just wants to be left alone. Cas isn't having it.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 81, follows: 13, 4/28/2012, Dean W., Castiel
125 Chances » 2-part Dean/Cas AU: Dean is a university student, and Cas is a grad student teaching a course. Dean makes an unfavorable impression like always, and the two meet again over a decade later. By POPULAR DEMAND, now featuring PART 3, and actually working!
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 141, follows: 34, updated: 4/4/2012 published: 4/2/2012, Dean W., Castiel
1k+ Bring It On Home » Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 30, words: 43k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 461, updated: 2/19/2012 published: 12/19/2011, Dean W., Castiel
631 A Hand » Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 15, words: 23k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 310, updated: 1/7/2011 published: 12/4/2010, Dean W., Castiel
48 Overcompensating Slight AU one-shot, established Dean/Human!Cas, fluffy to the core. Dean's cool with the whole dating-a-dude thing, but he might be trying too hard. "Dean rubbed his nose along Cas's cheek, never taking his eyes off that slutty slutbag in the corner."
Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 299, follows: 34, 9/28/2010, Dean W., Castiel
129 Falling Asleep » Because DAMN IT, I can't stop myself. An alternate ending to "Staying Awake." Dean/Cas. Dean's finally got it figured out - but it may be too late. There's only so much an angel can take. Now Complete. CH. 5: The worst hangover Dean's had in a long time.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 182, follows: 33, updated: 9/15/2010 published: 9/12/2010, Dean W., Castiel
79 Staying Awake » Sequel to my one-shot "Waking Up"; Dean's dreams and their consequences. Dean/Cas. Now Complete! Ch. 4: Dean walked warily through the empty corridors of the old house, shining his flashlight down the hallway. "Cas?" he called. He couldn't find Cas.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 166, follows: 21, updated: 9/11/2010 published: 9/5/2010, Dean W., Castiel
42 Waking Up One-shot Dean/Cas. "When he blinked, he was lying on the floor of Bobby's spare room, cold and half-naked and utterly disoriented. He glared fiercely at the stupid goddamn angel that was responsible for robbing him of his warm bed. 'Cas,' he growled.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 196, follows: 23, 9/2/2010, Dean W., Castiel
279 Saddle Up! » Slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean/Cas, Sam/OFC. Dean and Cas decide to get Sam back on the dating horse. Well, Dean decides; Cas humors him. Does Sam have any say in the matter? Of course not! Now Complete. Ch.12: Because 67impala demanded it - more boy necking.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 28k+, favs: 224, follows: 52, updated: 8/2/2010 published: 7/2/2010, Dean W., Sam W.
103 Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 703, follows: 60, 7/1/2010, Dean W., Castiel
165 Troubled Water » Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 22k+, favs: 335, follows: 80, updated: 6/30/2010 published: 6/16/2010, Dean W., Castiel
228 Wait Wait Wait » Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 625, follows: 102, updated: 6/13/2010 published: 6/7/2010, Dean W., Castiel
262 Damn Straight » Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 818, follows: 198, updated: 6/4/2010 published: 5/22/2010, Dean W., Castiel
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