Hi, you must be new! Welcome to the baiyou, alligators! Love to see all of you here, and hello to new hatchlings. I write genderfluid characters, androgynous characters, and intersex characters, all of which are usually lesbians. I'm really gay, so stories about guys, heterosexual relationships, MLM relationships, or men in general just don't interest me. I’ll write them for commissios, though.
PLEASE NOTE: All characters in stories published 2017 and on are 19 years of age or older unless specifically stated otherwise in the story.
Canon doesn't exist to me unless it benefits my storyline, otherwise I don’t care about canon.
ALL REQUESTS ARE ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! Requests are currently closed. COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN. Just DM me for details
Beta: I do not cowrite. I help brainstorm ideas to encourage the author along and I do proofreading. I do not cowrite stories.
Name: Angel or Maka
Gender: Fluid. You can use any pronouns. If you’re uncomfortable just calling me anything, female/neutral pronouns are fine..
Orientation: I'm polomnisexual aromantic. It means I'm likely to form a friendship bond with you, have sex with you, and/or even consider you my family, but I am utterly unable to have any feelings of romance whatsoever, so if I tell you I love you, I'm not in love with you, I just love having you around.
Favorite Colors: Black, blue, red, purple, and green
Favorite Animals: Tiger, Panther, Spider monkey, Raccoon
Enjoys: Writing, reading, music, drawing, creating AMVs, working on visual novels, watching cartoons, singing, dancing, animating
Relationship status: Currently in several friendships
Birthday: The middle of the year.
All-time fav song: Naturally by Selena Gomez
State: Eastern US
Fave Fandom: Does it have to be one cause anything Selena Gomez is totally my favorite fandom to write for. Anything Selena Gomez... except Behaving Badly and Spring Breakers.
Fave music genre: Pop, country, good dubstep, rock, hard rock, hip-hop, some rap, a Capella, acoustic… I love everything unless I don’t.
Talents: Writing, acting, critique, analysis, being a smartass, editing videos, and singing.
Fave school subject: Theory of Knowledge!!
Least fave school subject: Math. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I hate it with a passion that is almost as deep as my love of chocolate.
Favorite word(s): Chocolate, phenomenon, homophone, illuminate
Fave food: Does chocolate count? Cause if not, then anything with potatoes EXCEPT potato salad.
When I'm bored, I like: Sleeping, reading, typing, talking…
When I'm lazy, my go-to food is: Chocolate. It’s always in stock in my house. If not, cherry pie. If not either of those, Ritz crackers. Yum.
I hate: Math, rude people, when I give people advice and they complain when they don’t follow it, Instagram sometimes, people who get ridiculously angry at me for stupid stuff, anything that indicates you want to treat someone as lesser just because of arbitrary requirements, when I accidentally make someone upset, the list goes on...
I LOVE: Writing, running, and life in general, even when it sucks. Oh, and chocolate and, of course, all of my alligator fans.
My fave website(s) is/are: Fanfiction, FictionPress, Passion and Perfection, YouTube, Google, Tumblr, Allpoetry, Facebook, MyCandyLove, Comicfury, Go Get a Roomie, El Goonish Shive, and Wish.
I can't: Draw well, ride a unicycle, rollerblade, or see long distances
The WoWP Russo I'm most like is... Alex, in personality (mischievous, snarky, and playful but fiercely loyal to those I care about). Justin in status (so smart I’m sometimes stupid).
Hogwarts House: Slytherin (my sister is a Gryffindor and my brother is a Ravenclaw). I would be Ravenclaw, but I’m more Slytherin.
My fave celeb(s) is/are? : Hm... Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Lindsey Stirling, Ariana Grande (Cat Valentine), Emma Watson (Hermione), Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix), Cheremi Leigh Kuehn, Emma Stone (Eep), Amanda Seifried, Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan), Emilie Autumn, Hailee Steinfeld (Petra Arkanian), Naomi Scott, Ella Balinska, Elizabeth Banks, Kevin Smith (Ares), Kevin Smith (Silent Bob), Colleen Clinkebeard, Jamie Marchie, Monica Rial, Elizabeth Maxwell, Jad Saxton, Leah Clark, Tia Bellard, Krewella, Jamie Lee Curtis, Colleen Clinkenbeard, Emily Osment, Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Heather Langenkamp, Natasha Negovanlis, Elise Bauman, Zendaya, Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Gal Gadot, Tessa Thompson, Leshauna Lynn, Aimie Atkinson, Maddison Bulleymont, Alicia Tyra Corrales Connor, Maiya Quansah-Breed, Jessica Keenan Wynn, Carrie Hope Fletcher… I’ll add more when I think of more.
Now, that that’s out of the way, allow me to introduce myself. Hey y'all, My name is Angel and I love writing. I write femslash mostly. I am currently living in the US, I studied New Media Communications and Media Analysis in school. Because I attended a liberal arts college, I have a broad skillset, but no specializations, though I can use Photoshop, Animate, and After Effects reasonably well. My hobbies include reading, writing, drawing, visual novel development, and making friends. And, if it counts, playfully flirting with my friends.
I may be a bit weird, but I promise, I’m fun! I want to be an author, but animation and game script writing wouldn’t be too bad either. I’m terrible at math and marginally better at science, but I’m great at creative writing, critique, analysis, and I’m pretty okay with animation.
Most of the people on this website like Phineas Redux, daviderl, WolfDragonGod, WerePuppy-Jake, hphglover, momoxtoshiro, and Kamouraskan are actually really good. So I wanna give a shout out to those particular writers. WOOHOO!
Also, I am a huge fan of Selena Gomez. Selena’s music and acting are always so on point, I love her. She’s probably always gonna be my favorite!
You can check gothalbinoangel-fanfiction for fic updates, sneak peeks, and fan interaction.
My Goth Albino Angel Facebook page may not update often, but when it does update, it's usually about original fiction stuff.
@gothalbinoange1 is my Twitter. I mostly retweet and post random stuff, but I also post about updates, and give tiny excerpts of what’s coming.
My AO3 (GothAlbinoAngel) is probably where I'm most active. A lot of my stuff goes there before it comes here or I edit it from here before posting it there.
You can also find me on Wattpad (Goth Albino Angel), which is where my original fiction is posted (whenever I get inspiration for it). I just opened writing commissions on my tumblr, gothalbinoangel-fanfiction as well! Hope to see ya around!
I write a range, but most commonly, I write drama, angst, fluff, and smut with romance thrown in around them. I don’t really care about canon, so there are some fics I’ve written that have zero to do with their canon universes and I’m just using the characters. Lastly, I write over the course of years depending on the fic and when I started it. So something that is ongoing may have started out badly (especially anything I started before 2016), but is getting better as time goes on and may be revised in the future.
I have zero tolerance for hate in reviews. Constructive criticism and praise are always welcome, but if you’re not telling me why you don’t like the fic, just hit the back button and go on with your life. It takes far less time than writing out “ur a slut”, trust me.
STORIES I'M CURRENTLY WORKING ON:
My RWBY fics are all on hold while I finish each of them one at a time. I want to devote an equal amount of time to each of them, so that they’re as good as they can be. Currently, I am working on A Prince in Disguise. I am working on all of my Vocaloid fics together, but I’m hard rewriting some of them, so it may take time to update them. Alongside that, I am working on:
Missing Piece: a Fairy Tail fic about the demon, Kyouka, following the Strauss siblings after the defeat of Tartaros and Mirajane absorbing Seilah
The Devotion of a Broken Witch: a Harry Potter fic in which Hermione becomes a slave and falls in love with Bellatrix
Something About Women: a Kim Possible fic picked up from WolfDragonGod
Turnabout: a Once Upon a Time fic about everyone in Storybrooke getting their powers switched and dealing with them
Bonnie and Clyde: a Tenchi Universe fic in which Ryouko thinks she isn’t wanted anymore and Washu sets out to convince her otherwise
Of Love and War: a High School DxD and Rosario Vampire AU crossover in which the Devils and Vampires are at war, but the two princesses, Moka and Rias, still find their way to one another anyway
Mating Troubles: a Final Fantasy XIII AU about Lightning and Serah wanting to move to Gran Pulse after the death of their parents and finding some companions to teach them all they need to know about it
Full Moon Friends: a Horseland AU (in need of a serious rewrite) in which Sarah is a werecreature and that opens up so many problems for the gang
Reunited: a Legend of Zelda request fic about Zelda and Midna finding each other again after the broken portal of Twilight Princess
I'm currently rewriting or revising some of my older fics. Most of them reflect my state of mind at the time of writing them. However, since my mindset has grown and matured somewhat since first writing them, I think it's best to rewrite or revise them to reflect my current mindset. So if something changes in the fic, you know why. The fics I currently intend to rewrite asap are:
The Assassin Comes, A Whole New World, and The Beginning: I need to make the
suffering prophecy more clear and also clean it up.
Vampires, Werewolves, Wizards, Uh, its prequel, and its sequels: These are all such a mess. So, I'll clean them up.
Military School Terrors: I don't know what possessed me to write this, but it's the embodiment of "Good idea, bad execution".
Heart Eater Trilogy: Same as the above. What a mess.
Devotion of a Broken Witch: I'm actually not rewriting any of this, I'm just cleaning up the beginning to match more recent chapters.
Mating Troubles: The beginning is fine in some places, but the catalyst for kicking off the plot is messily done.
Reunited: The beginning needs to be reworked a little, but it'll mostly be cleaning up, not so much rewriting.
A New Friend: This is a beautiful mess. The nucleus can stay, as can the three bonus chapters, but all of it needs to be redone.
Rebellious Felines: This rewrite has been a long time coming. But I redid the timeline, so I'll be redoing the fic soon enough.
Full Moon Friends: The beginning is a mess, so I'm reworking it to fit better with more recent chapters.
Victims of Circumstance: I think this just needs to be cleaned.
Fitting the Pieces Together: I reworked how I wanted the plot to go, so the beginning needs to be redone for future chapters
Ok, I know I don't have much to copy and paste on my profile, but that's mainly because I thought it would clutter the space. Check out these.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born, you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
This coming from a black albino. But you know what? When I was born, I was WHITE, when I'm the age I am now and when I get older I'll be WHITE. When I'm sick, I turn REALLY WHITE. When I go in the sun, I'm REDDISH WHITE, When I'm cold, I turn PURPLE and when I die I'll be BLUE. So I'm UNIQUE.
Copy and paste. Goodness, I hate stereotypes.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun (I hate guns).
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Bach degree)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (You suckers wish!)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (German is in my lineage, but I was US born)
I take Melatonin so I MUST be an insomniac.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly (Five words. Say it to my face)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (The world can go to hell because of that one. I prefer my chicken baked and I prefer tea over kool-aid)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (not a fan)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (this one is actually true. I am an albino AND I don’t like the sun, probably because, you know, we don’t have any melanin to protect ourselves)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party (Can’t stand parties, not a big drinker)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Nope)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I must wish I was JAPANESE
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I'm a wrestler and a track runner)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Sure I am)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (…so?)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (wouldn’t be a bad idea, but that makes me a misandrist)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish, but sadly, no. I just like the color red. Can't get redder than blood)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (Fuck this stereotype)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Mary Sue is just a buzzword people throw out because they’re not smart enough to actually say why a character is bad, indicating that the character, is in fact, not bad)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (My standards are too high for that)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES and ANIME, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Conversational. I’m actually pretty light-hearted)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (That's just taking up too much energy. I check everything three times and then grit my teeth at one mistake)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
Stuff about me:
Favorite show(s): NCIS (for Pauley Perrette), Teen Titans (for Tara Strong and Hynden Walch), Xena: Warrior Princess (for Lucy Lawless, Renee O'Connor, and Bruce Campbell), The Nine Lives of Chloe King (for Skylar Samuels and Alyssa Diaz), Wizards of Waverly Place (for Selena Gomez), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (for Alysson Hannigan), Carmilla: the series (for Natasha Negovanlis, Elise Bauman, Sharon Belle, Annie Briggs and Kaitlyn Alexander), Legends of Tomorrow (for all of the Legends), The Stranger on Netflix (for Hannah John-Kamen), Killjoys (for Hanna John-Kamen)
Favorite Anime: Strawberry Panic, RWBY (for Kara Eberle), Rosario Vampire (Colleen Clinkenbeard), High School DxD, Fairy Tail, Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid, High School of the Dead, Shuumatsu no Izetta, Assassination Classroom, Sakura Trick
Favorite Movie(s): Wizards of Waverly Place (for Selena Gomez), Disney’s Frozen (for Idina Menzel), Princess Protection Program (for Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato), Harry Potter (for Emma Watson), The Croods (for Emma Stone), A Cinderella Story (for Hilary Duff), Another Cinderella Story (for Selena Gomez), A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song (for Sofia Carson), Teen Spirit, Monte Carlo (for Selena Gomez), the Nightmare on Elm Street movies (for Robert Englund), Rent (for Idina Menzel), Succubus (Liz Vicious), Getaway (Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez), Disney’s Descendants (for Sofia Carson, China Anne McClain, and Thomas Dougherty), A Wrinkle in Time (everybody), Ocean’s 8 (everybody), Charlie’s Angels 2019 (for everybody), Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (the dinos), The Golden Compass (Dakota Blue Fanning), Carmilla the Movie (everybody), Birds of Prey 2020 (for everybody)
Favorite Book(s) Harry Potter Series, Vampire Academy, Geronimo Stilton Series, House of Night Series, Warriors Saga, Twilight Saga, Morganville Vampires series, Oh My Goth, Annie on My Mind, the Crucible
Favorite TV Quote(s):
Xena Warrior Princess
Gabrielle's Song: "Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle. Nice young gal, looking really swell. Perfect hair, what a lovely lass. Nice, round breasts and a firm, young (Xena marches over and slaps a hand over Gabrielle's mouth). -Gabrielle in the episode Fins, Femmes and Gems from Xena: Warrior Princess.
Carmilla: the series
Laura: So when you were hitting on me... you were actually hitting on me.
Carmilla: Yes. And you were luring me into a trap. Can you just stake me now because I think that would be less mortifying than this conversation. - Episode 19
"We won. We actually won. We won... and Carmilla's dead." Elise Bauman as Laura Hollis in episode FUCK MY LIFE
Wizards Of Waverly Place
Alex: Now first thing first, do not tell Justin. He will just report you to the wizard council.
Max: Second thing second, don't tell me because I will probably forget and tell Justin.
Alex: OK, Then we won't tell you.
Max: Tell me what?
Alex: Okay, first, take out five dollars.
Justin, taking out five dollars: Okay, why?
Alex, taking the five dollars: Because I need five dollars.
(Alex gives Justin advice)
Alex: Do you have five ones for this five?
Justin: Uh, yeah.
Alex: Good, my five was lonely.
Alex: Oh! I know what we should do! We should let Harper move into the basement. That would be great for me..us..her!
Alex: Let's go inside, but kiss me first.
Mason: But you have a cold.
Alex: Just kiss me.
Harper: You smell like vanilla.
Juliet: Aw thanks. We wear it to distract people from the smell of rotting and decay.
Alex: I know what you did last night and you're not fooling me at all, you dirty cheater.
Zeke: Tink, no! What are you doing?
Alex: Peter Pan, do not take your medicine, it has been poisoned...
Zeke: No! I promised Wendy I'd take it!
(Alex drinks the "medicine")
Alex: Ew, is this diet?!
Theresa: (about Justin being a werewolf) What are we going to do?
Alex: I'm not shaving him.
(Alex spots Harper and Theresa at the counter with a lot of decorations)
Alex: What are you guys doing?
Theresa: Planning your quinceanera.
Alex: Oh my gosh, am I sick? What's a quinceamono?
Alex: Dr. Evilini is evil.
Justin: No, her name is Evilini.
Alex: Does it get anymore obvious?!
Justin: How was your last day of school, Alex?
Alex: Tough. So many people wanted to sign my yearbook, I ran out of room! I had to get a second yearbook!
Justin: How'd you get a second yearbook, they're all gone?(Justin looks in his locker) Where's my yearbook,
Alex: Come on Justin, hardly anyone signed it. And one of them was you.
Justin: Maybe I was saving room for friends.
Alex: Like who?
Justin: Vice-principal Clements, Earl the crossing guard, my biology teacher, and all the ladies in the front office.
Alex: So, basically all your friends are adults?
Justin: Yeah. Well, I fit in best with adults. I'm very mature.
Principal: (On intercom) Will Justin Russo please report to lost and found? We have your cape and light-saber
Jerry: Why can't you be more like your brother?
Alex: Because I don't wanna grow old alone.
Justin: I don't have any friends, my teacher doesn't remember me...what did you do?
Alex: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens, doesn't mean I had something to do with it.
Justin: Did you have something to do with it?
Alex: Max, how would you get a genie to come back to her lamp?
Max: Oh, I know! Orange soda.
Max: If someone poured orange soda in my room, I'd be really mad.
Teresa: You spilled orange soda in your room, didn't you? What did we say about taking that up there?
Max: See? She's going to my room and she's mad.
Jerry: (trying to teach spells) Okay, you haven't eaten for days and your starving, and in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Alex: I go down to the sandwich shop and ask Mom to make me a sandwich.
Jerry: Yes, but Mom's not there?
Justin: Where's Mom?
Jerry: She left the country.
Justin: Left the country! Why? Is she okay?
Jerry: She's fine!
Alex: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich
Favorite Movie Quotes:
"I wish you and Dad had never even met!" Selena Gomez as Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
"You are beautiful, Carter." Demi Lovato as Rosie/Princess Rosalinda in Princess Protection Program
“Welcome to my world, bitch!” Monica Keena as Lori in Freddy vs. Jason
“Oh Gnomeo, Gnomeo. Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo. Why must you wear a blue hat? Why can’t it be red, like my father or green, like… like a leprechaun or purple, like uh… like um… like some WEIRD guy? What’s in a Gnome? Because you’re blue, my father sees red and because I’m red, I’m feeling blue.” Some chick as Juliet Redbrick in Gnomeo and Juliet
Favorite Anime/Manga quotes:
"Oh God, it's happening again!" - Lindsey Jones as Ruby Rose in RWBY
"Well maybe we were just tired of being pushed around!" Arryn Zech as Blake Belladonna in RWBY
"Learn/Know your place!" Colleen Clinkenbeard as Ura-Moka Akashiya in Rosario Vampire
I’ll think of more quotes from movies, books and TV when I start watching TV and reading books again.
Interesting quotes I found:
"What doesn't kill you always comes back for a second try. You must be really lucky if you escaped me twice."
"My mood changes at the drop of a hat, buy a helmet or deal with it."
"I love school! When it's closed, anyway."
“Whoa, whoa, hold on. Ready? Take a deep breath, let it out. Feel better? Good, shut up.”
"I know 24 isn't the answer to everything, Chocolate is."
"Idiots. I’m surrounded. By idiots.”
“I am every Skye Sweetnam song personified.”