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689The New Girl »
Bella is the only child of superhero OmegaMan. Watch her deal with high school, a secret identity, cheerleading, cliques, and a sexy-asshole-nosy Biology partner. Did I mention that her father is posing as a high school student?Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 133k+, favs: 722, follows: 960, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 6/24/2012, Bella, Edward
90Hey There »
Sequel to Hello Again. Famous power couple Edward and Bella couple juggle a budding empire and 5 rowdy kids. Will things go smoothly or will fame whores and gossip hounds ruin their perfect life?Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 20k+, favs: 482, follows: 665, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 6/19/2015, Bella, Edward
1k+Hello Again »
Bella is a famous Hollywood comedian. One day at Jay Leno she meets her former high school crush Hollywood hearthrob Edward Cullen. Were the feelings mutual? Hilarity ensues.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 212k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 9/24/2012, Bella, Edward
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Emotional Warfare »
Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 26, words: 206k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 9/23/2012, Bella, Edward
290Charlie's Daughter »
Charlie Swan is an international conman on the run from the FBI for the past 15 years. Edward Masen is an FBI agent with a score to settle against Charlie. When the FBI receives a tip, Edward uses unorthodox methods to track Charlie. He gets close to hotshot lawyer Bella Swan, Charlie's daughter and the last person to see Charlie face-to-face in the US in hopes of find his target.Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 7, words: 33k+, favs: 484, follows: 769, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 7/18/2013, Bella, Edward
254All I Wanted Was Some Ice Cream »
Bella Swan is your average bad ass rebel rocker chick. Being in the right place at the right time, Bella ends up saving the President's life, therefore, becoming an international celebrity overnight and personal friend of the First Family. Based off Meg Cabot's All American Girl.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 27k+, favs: 351, follows: 573, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 7/4/2015, Bella, Edward