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18Lehitra'ot »
Ziva David has had enough. Of this world, of her luck, of how she has been treated all her life. And she wanted to take her life back, get revenge on those who have wronged her. But will she let the one man who has cared for her and stood by her no matter what, her partner in every way, stand by her this time? S10 ep12 onwards (2013). Tiva. Slight AU.NCIS, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 14, words: 60k+, favs: 20, follows: 28, updated: 2/20/2022 published: 4/6/2021, [Ziva D., Tony D.] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M.
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Scorpia's Return »
It had been a while since Alex had heard from them. He was starting to get back to having a normal life, being able to do things like a regular teen - make friends, study, play sports... but he, of all people, knew that his good times would be short-lived. If only he hadn't dragged his friends into his world on his return... [Post-Scorpia Rising AU sequel to 'Rider's Return']Alex Rider, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 27, words: 100k+, favs: 83, follows: 113, updated: 12/31/2020 published: 5/27/2014, Alex R./Cub, Sabina P., Tom H., OC
Let It Snow
It's cold, it's windy, and incredibly snowy. All the guys want to do is stay inside with their loved ones this year, have some fun with their friends, and even warm themselves up with the classic Christmas snacks. And that's exactly what they get to do. A little bit of winter fluff! [Post-everything Post-Scorpia Rising AU Post NCIS Season whatever was last year?]NCIS & Alex Rider, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 8k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/27/2020, OC, Alex R./Cub, Tom H., OC
11 The Soldier & The Spy: Extras »
A series of oneshots following the lives of the characters of the universe of "The Soldier and The Spy" outside of the main stories. Starting with the NCIS side, over in Virginia and Washington D.C., and eventually incorporating Alex over in San Francisco (following the plot of my series). [A rewrite of 'The Gibbs Project: Extras']NCIS & Alex Rider, T, English, Family, chapters: 6, words: 30k+, favs: 14, follows: 11, updated: 5/26/2019 published: 7/14/2018, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC
120 Rider's Return - REWRITTEN »
One bullet. One dead. But Alex Rider wasn't the target. What happens when Alex witnesses the murder of a Petty Officer, and ex-SCORPIA assassins kidnap him for that rather than their corporation? Set in 'The Gibbs Project' universe, in the Season 9-10 gap (2012). After Scorpia Rising.NCIS & Alex Rider, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 38, words: 125k+, favs: 142, follows: 130, updated: 3/24/2019 published: 10/7/2017, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC, Alex R./Cub
13 The Gibbs Project: Extras »
For all you fans of 'The Gibbs Project', I have decided to write a bunch of one-shots based on readers' requests about the Gibbs' life after the story. Read and enjoy! DISCONTINUED/REWRITTEN [Now being rewritten as "The Soldier & The Spy: Extras"]NCIS, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 8, words: 21k+, favs: 18, follows: 20, updated: 7/15/2018 published: 12/8/2011, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC
9 Barcelona
Tony thought they were safe. After all, he hadn't seen anything suspicious. But Ziva knew that they knew. They couldn't stay in Paris. A oneshot inspired by our own holiday to Barcelona, kind of (?) a sequel to "Eiffel Tower".NCIS, K+, English, Family, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 6, 1/24/2018, [Tony D., Ziva D.]
5 Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower is beautiful every time of the year. But there are just some things more beautiful. [Post-Season 13 Finale. Short 'n' sweet.]NCIS, K+, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 8, 1/22/2018, [Tony D., Ziva D.]
78 The Gibbs Project - REWRITTEN »
When Gibbs gets a case that lands him two marine-raised kids, how will he adapt to "parenthood"? Rated T because of the first chapter... and because I'm paranoid. Set in Season 8/2011. [Entire story has been edited and rewritten!]NCIS, T, English, Family, chapters: 29, words: 78k+, favs: 85, follows: 78, updated: 10/15/2017 published: 8/9/2015, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC
244 Rider's Return »
One bullet. One dead. But Alex Rider wasn't the target. What happens when Alex witnesses the murder of a Petty Officer, and ex-SCORPIA assassins kidnap him for that rather than their corporation? Set in 'The Gibbs Project' universe. After Scorpia Rising.NCIS & Alex Rider, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 31, words: 56k+, favs: 270, follows: 296, updated: 10/7/2017 published: 3/18/2012, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC, Alex R./Cub
7The University of New Rome »
Welcome to New Rome: a place of learning, opportunity, and... maybe not the sanest of demigods. Of course, most demigods don't realise the last point until they *arrive* there. Which is exactly what Jason learnt as soon as he arrived there. But hey, maybe with his friends around... it won't be that bad. [A series of oneshots following our favourite demigods in New Rome!]Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 8, follows: 13, updated: 3/22/2017 published: 6/10/2015, Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G., Dakota
53This Love is Ours »
Finn persuades Rachel to spend time with him alone at his parents lake house, but what happens when Rachel's dads find out? Will everything go smoothly or will there be some big surprised heading their way?Glee, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 10k+, favs: 46, follows: 61, updated: 11/17/2016 published: 2/14/2012, Rachel B., Finn H.
11 An Eventful Birthday
It's Nico's birthday, and Will wants to plan something special for him - something to make him remember the day. It's just a shame that whenever he gets the others involved, it never quite goes to plan, eh? Solangelo, but with a lot of friendship between the others as well! [Sequel(-ish) to A New Year's Surprise.]Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 50, follows: 13, updated: 3/18/2016 published: 2/1/2015, [Nico A., Will S.] Percy J., Piper M.
17Of Mice And Men - REWRITTEN »
She had everything planned so carefully. She knew she shouldn't have trusted him so easily, but something about him just made her fall deeper and harder. When Maura falls in love with the wrong guy, will Jane be there to save her from the things that lie ahead, or will their two worlds be ripped apart?Rizzoli & Isles, K+, English, Drama & Crime, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 35, updated: 12/14/2015 published: 4/10/2014, J. Rizzoli, M. Isles, OC
31 Believing in the BAU - REWRITTEN
Director Vance orders Gibbs and the team to collaborate with the FBI's Behavioural Analyst Unit... What on earth could go wrong? REWRITTEN.NCIS & Criminal Minds, K, English, Humor, words: 543, favs: 70, follows: 109, updated: 12/9/2015 published: 10/3/2011
80The Romance of Katie and Hikaru »
It's been a year since Katie moved to Ouran Academy, and now she's well and fully integrated into life at Ouran High School as well as the Host Club. But now she has a problem. Her feelings for a certain redhead have risen to uncomfortable levels. Will they finally break from friendship into romance? (Cover designed by me)Ouran High School Host Club, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 92k+, favs: 59, follows: 52, updated: 11/23/2015 published: 11/9/2012, [Hikaru H., OC] Kaoru H.
7Trials and Tribulations »
Drama unfolds rather quickly in Weatherfield. It's far too easy to think that people have changed. When a familiar face returns to the street, is it all innocent, or is she really there to cause trouble? Could things go horribly wrong for Steve and Michelle? Is Carla in for more than she bargained for? It's a test of patience and endurance, but who will be the first to break?Coronation Street, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 11/6/2015 published: 11/5/2015
84 The Gibbs Project »
When Gibbs gets a case that lands him two marine-raised kids, how will he adapt to "parenthood"? Rated T because of the first chapter... and because I'm paranoid. Main story complete! One-shots moved to separate story!NCIS, T, English, Family, chapters: 23, words: 25k+, favs: 79, follows: 68, updated: 8/9/2015 published: 6/12/2011, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC
7 Father's Day
Father's Day has never been the greatest of days for Percy Jackson. Since he's never really had a dad present, there's not really much for him to do on this day. But what happens when he gets a little surprise visit from his own dad?Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Family, words: 2k+, favs: 83, follows: 36, 6/21/2015, Percy J., Poseidon
16All The Ships »
When a group of friends simultaneously move to Ouran High School, what happens when each of the Hosts starts falling for them? From the silent, wild type to the cool type, everyone's got someone to love! HikaruXOC, KaoruXOC, MoriXOC, KyoyaXOC, OCXOC... and more! ON HIATUS/DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICEOuran High School Host Club, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 11, follows: 19, updated: 6/15/2015 published: 5/1/2013, Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.