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Joined Jun '10

I don't know how you got to my profile... the bathroom is down the hall to the left, three doors to the right, just in case you're lost. The only other reason I can think for someone to be here is to find copy pastes or to look at favorite stories; one of which I will be addressing shortly.


COPY PASTES!

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Gym is to humiliate the Athletically Challenged...which I am.

I'm one of those kids who never won an athletic ribbon in school. I was the one who slept at the ribbon ceremony.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans. ( though cargo pants are better, in my opinion)
Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt. ( what is our society coming to...)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
xPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear. ( again, cargo pants)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
xTalk withfood in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xYou go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid. ( little kid? i still like dolls)
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 7 ( hmm, that's kinda scary, i'm a girl.)

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Random quiz!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

" Mrs. Mourdo composed herself and went on."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Sister's charger cord for her I-Phone thing

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sym-Bionic Titan

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

late

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:05 ( jeez, i was really off)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

my sister listening to her formentioned I-Phone

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Got out of the car after coming back from Grandma's

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

uhhhh... i can't remember!

9. What are you wearing?

tan camo cargo pants and a t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

yes

11. When did you last laugh?

i read a hilarous Fan-Fic a couple minutes ago

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Windows... couple shelves...

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does the cat standing on its hind legs going after a string with a gusto unknown to man count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i dunno... i'm tired, why are you asking me now?

15. What is the last film you saw?

At the movie theatre? Voyage of the Dawn Treader

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?...

A library... :)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

uhh, i have a fetish for war paint. also known as red mud...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

i'd boost all the third world countries into a stable economy.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive. ( so sad...)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in The Gods' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny Things Said During Mario Karts

Awww, common! I was in first for, like, 3 seconds and you blue helmet me!?

I AM TRYING TO CONTROL MY MUSHROOMS

I've got a threesome of turtle shells!

DIE, BIRDO!

Wario, you son of a monkey eating, troll chewing, evil-

I hate penguins. Really, freakin hate penguins.

Don't die, don't die- crap, I died

HOW CAN YOU EVEN DIE ON THIS RACE.

UGGGG, I hate sand.

I WASN'T THAT FAR OFF THE TRACK, YOU STUPID GAME!!

Lava, why is it always the lava?

Meteoriting down to Earth in a fantastic ball of flame... I hate it when that happens.

URRRGG, why RAINBOW ROAD?

Quotes:

The supreme irony of life is nobody ever gets out alive...

unknown ( a personal favorite)

"Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?"

Gobber: How To Train Your Dragon

"Oh, the gods hate me. Some people lose their knife or their mug, no not me! I manage to lose an entire dragon. "
Hiccup: How To Train Your Dragon

"Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead. "
Gobber: How To Train Your Dragon ( this guy is a born comedian)

"Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you about?"

Snotlout: How To Train Your Dragon

"Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot? Not so much."

Gobber: How To Train Your Dragon

"I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the hands of every dragon I fight... with my face!"
Snotlout: How To Train Your Dragon

"NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, SLUDGE-BUCKET!"

Astrid: How To Train Your Dragon

" Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."

Hiccup: How To Train Your Dragon

" NO CAPES!"

Edna Moe: the Incredibles

"And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby!... Okay, that sounded a little creepy... "

"JUST a little"

Hal and Roxanne: Megamind

"You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I'm afraid no one can hear you!... Uh, why isn't she screaming?"

Megamind

"Where did you park the invisible car...? "
*walks into it*
Megamind

"Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you? "
"Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD! "
Tucker and Danny: Danny Phantom

" I WANT TO GO TO THE BALL!"

Dora the Ghost: Danny Phantom

How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid?

Danny: Danny Phantom

remote starts floating*

"I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?"

"No. Well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark."

Tucker and Sam: Danny Phantom

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

Douglas Adams

Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?

Candace: Phineas and Ferb

Run for your lives! It's Gnome- aggeddon!

Phineas and Ferb

I knew I should have gotten the down payment on the elephant.

Buford: Phineas and Ferb

I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese.

Linda: Phineas and Ferb

I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.

Buford: Phineas and Ferb

Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta... Make a note of that.

Phineas: Phineas and Ferb

I'm calling Mom!

door slams and reopens*

And I am NOT using the banana this time!

Candace: Phineas and Ferb

Mom: Candace, I think we've had quite enough of your driving!

Candace: Not now Mom! I have to get this car into the sky!!

Candace and Linda: Phineas and Ferb

Not everything on the internet is reliable

Abraham Lincon

Yep, well that's it. Goodbye now!

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