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482Falling »
Bella's used to falling all her life, but she never expected to fall in love, especially with someone she shouldn't. Drabble! Rated M. Cannon! Docward/Olderward AH/AUTwilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 63, words: 10k+, favs: 207, follows: 307, updated: 12/2/2017 published: 7/28/2012, Bella, Edward
23This is War »
Sequel to Emmett. Emmett and Bella have finally stopped playing pranks on each other, but now they instead unite their forces to fight against a common enemy. Tanya. Rated M just to be sure, but is probably appropriate for teens!Twilight, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 935, favs: 32, follows: 33, updated: 2/25/2013 published: 11/20/2011, Bella, Emmett
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In Emmett's mind
One scenario, a discussion with Rose about her having a baby. Second scenario Emmett's interaction with a Volturi Emmett. Character's - Emmett, Rose, Alec Rated - T but is suitable for K I might decide to do more if I have enough positive thoughts towards this but not until I have my other story "Falling" Complete. Until then this O/S is complete!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 486, favs: 1, 10/3/2012, Emmett, Rosalie
6Shine »
'It was Love. I've always wondered how it would be if he loved me back...' As Nessie and Jacob slowly discover their feelings for each other and Bella&Edward finally enjoy forever, Outside forces threaten it once again. Will they finally be able to leave in peace or be apart... forever? Temp Break! Cannon Couples! Breaking Dawn Spoilers!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 6, follows: 8, updated: 6/24/2012 published: 7/25/2010, Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
18Tweet at Twilight! »
Ever wonder what the characters would say if they had Twitter when everything was happening? Well here's your answer! Rated M because of slightly suggestive language. Cannon Couple. Funny characters! Temp Break!Twilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 17, updated: 5/22/2012 published: 1/2/2012, Bella, Edward
9 Operation Sleeptalk
What happens when you involve Emmett with a recording device and Bella 'sleeptalking' and our favorite little evil pixie? Entry for 'Twilight Roleplay' contest! Contains chaps 2,3,4 and 5 of Emmett but it was rewritten and done a lot better! Please R&R!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 3, 2/23/2012, Emmett, Bella
7Broken »
Bella's heart is torn to pieces when her family dies, will someone help put the pieces back together? Or will she be broken forever? Rated T for content. Cannon Couples. Alternate Universe! All Cullens are Vampires!Twilight, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 12, updated: 2/8/2012 published: 7/26/2011, Bella, Edward
21Humourous Side of Twillight Saga »
In a world created by S.M. everyone wants more fun, more laughter, more dumb characters who makes us fall of our chairs, well that's what I'm giving. Rated T for language and content. Cannon Couples. Scenes from Twilight twisted in such a way you won't stop laughing.Twilight, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 11, updated: 12/2/2011 published: 5/4/2011, Bella, Edward
52 Emmett »
Emmett will be Emmett. We all know that. But what happens when Bella fights back? Why is Emmett's Jeep pink? And is that Bella singing? Rated T for content. Cannon Couples. Now Complete! Sequel 'This is War'Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 5k+, favs: 59, follows: 28, updated: 11/20/2011 published: 6/30/2011, Emmett, Bella
4Through Other Eyes »
After giving birth to Renesmee Bella had to be changed. Ever wonder what the others witnessing it through other points of view thought? Through Other eyes offers you an insight on everybody that was anywhere near the Cullen Mansion. Rated T for language! TempBreakTwilight, T, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 11/19/2011 published: 2/18/2011, Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie