4Masquerade » When the Sanctuary brings to Baron's attention an ex-human stuck in the Cat Kingdom, too late to return home and working at the Royal Theatre, he does what he can to help. Step One: Teach her to sing. / Secret Santa 2020 for Cat with a Keyboard / Phantom of the Opera AU
Cat Returns, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 7, follows: 8, updated: 1/21 published: 12/29/2020
Fractured » The friendship between Rat and Toad didn't dissolve as much as it fractured, and in the years that followed Rat continued to trip over the cracks. / A multichaptered, fragmented exploration of one possible interpretation of Toad and Rat's shared history, set in the 2017 musical.
Wind in the Willows, K+, English, Friendship & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, updated: 1/16 published: 12/12/2020, Mole, Ratty, Toad
34Unravelled » Haru has lived in her tower all her life. Baron has been on the run for most of his. A stolen crown and a twist of fate brings them together to unravel the secrets of the tangled tale that binds them. This is exactly what it sounds like. Tangled AU.
Cat Returns, K+, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 14, words: 37k+, favs: 14, follows: 18, updated: 1/4 published: 7/31/2020
Amateur Dramatics The Riverbank Ultimate Gilbert & Sullivan Society (RUGSS) is rehearsing for Pirates of Penzance, and Rat is fully expecting it to be the same as every other year – until a box of chocolates appears in his tech booth. Theatre AU.
Wind in the Willows, K, English, Friendship, words: 4k+, 12/19/2020, Mole, Ratty
Dulce Domum Over the course of a year, Mole acquires many homes. Some are more permanent than others. / Fluffy introspective fic inspired by the 2017 Musical.
Wind in the Willows, K, English, Family, words: 3k+, 11/24/2020, [Mole, Ratty]
Curiously Invited The invitation to Toad Hall wasn't the first one that arrived; it just happened to be the first one Mole found. / A story in which Rat would rather not go to Toad Hall, but Toad keeps finding new and more inventive ways to send invitations. Eventually, something's gotta give. (Inspired by the 2017 Musical)
Wind in the Willows, K, English, Humor, words: 4k+, 11/15/2020, [Ratty, Mole]
7 The Disappearance of Haru Yoshioka » "It's been a while since Haru visited." "Who's Haru?" / Baron remembers a case that no one else seems to recall, that has no records, that – as far as the world is concerned – never happened. So why does he?
Cat Returns, T, English, Suspense & Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 13k+, favs: 12, follows: 3, 10/30/2020
49 The Bureau Files: Series 5 » Haru Yoshioka is back with the Bureau (again), and consequences from her year away are finally catching up with them. But even without the Sanctuary, the Bureau still has its purpose, and there are plenty of cases to solve. Warning: Here there be dragons. Cover art by Angie/drawerofdoodles.
Cat Returns, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 16, words: 119k+, favs: 15, follows: 11, updated: 7/21/2020 published: 3/21/2020
6 Spinning Straw Spinning straw into gold was impossible; everyone knew that. Everyone, it seemed, but her father and the King. But that was enough. / A Rumpelstiltskin AU where Haru has to turn to faerie aid after her father's boast leaves her at the mercy of a greedy king. But magic always comes with a cost, even or especially if you get what you asked for. Oneshot, originally posted to Tumblr.
Cat Returns, K+, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 4k+, favs: 20, follows: 2, 7/18/2020
7 Bridenapped Haru has been kidnapped - again - by an overzealous prince looking for a bride, and she's not amused. Especially when Baron's up to his usual dramatics and she's already running late for a childminding appointment. Oneshot, originally posted to Tumblr 17.04.20
Cat Returns, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 3, 7/10/2020
9 The Cost of Immortality Sent out by his king to find the secret of immortality, Baron Humbert von Gikkingen finds more than he bargained for in the form of Haru, an ageless witch with the knowledge of eternal life. But as her task reaches its conclusion and feelings blossom between them, the King's desire shifts from immortality to an immortal wife. / AU. Oneshot originally posted to Tumblr 13.02.19.
Cat Returns, T, English, Supernatural & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 21, follows: 2, 7/3/2020
7 For Good Falling for a mortal woman would always have... consquences, Baron discovered. Then again, falling in love usually did. / Oneshot originally posted to Tumblr 01.02.19.
Cat Returns, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 15, follows: 2, 3/14/2020
8 Roses Are Red *Secret Santa 2019 for TheDrunkenWerewolf* Finding your soulmate should be simple when you see colour the first time you meet them. Unless you're Haru. After all, the course of true love never did run smooth.
Cat Returns, K, English, Romance & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 24, follows: 6, 12/24/2019
6 Ink First, Think Second Frankly, Valkyrie thought, aged 16 and poised with a Sharpie before Skulduggery's face, it was a minor miracle she hadn't been tempted to do this before now. / SP ficlet in which Valkyrie gives in to the temptation to draw on Skulduggery's face and a surprising number of people are on board with it. Originally submitted to spfanclub's competition.
Skulduggery Pleasant series, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 3, 9/2/2019, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
6 Smoke When a Bureau case goes south, Haru faces her worst enemy yet: Baron. / Originally posted to Tumblr between 26.09.17 and 03.10.17. Cover art by lin-iva.
Cat Returns, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 5k+, favs: 20, follows: 1, 8/2/2019
For Sale: One Body - Used Eiffel is not gone, but sometimes Doug wishes he were. / Post-finale spoilers. A short fragmented piece on who Doug is now, who Eiffel used to be, and where the line blurs.
Radio Dramas, K+, English, Angst, words: 1k+, 6/2/2019, Wolf 359
3 Nine Tenths A POV switch from thedrunkenwerewolf's fic: Decimated. / Aizen looked at the mess of a man before him, all emotion and irrationality bound into a human shape, and he tried not to laugh. "Really?" he asked. "I married you?" Ichimaru did flinch then.
Bleach, K+, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 6/2/2019, G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
7 i dreamt of the faces of the people i loved Human AU Oneshot. After losing her fiance, Haru ventures alone to stop the monster that took him. Originally posted to Tumblr for the 2017 Secret Santa. "Show no fear. Show no emotion at all or it will steal your face also."
Cat Returns, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 4/2/2019
13 Unspoken Oneshot. The first and only time Haru confesses her feelings is when she is 16. Originally posted to Tumblr 21.01.19.
Cat Returns, K, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 24, follows: 4, 2/1/2019
11 The Bureau Files: The Reindeer Riddle » *Christmas Special 2018* It's Christmas and everything is merry and bright - including the reindeer that have just magically flown onto the local shopping mall. Is it Santa? Or is something more nefarious afoot? Either way, the Bureau has a festive case this year! (Set between Series 4 & 5)
Cat Returns, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 10, updated: 1/1/2019 published: 12/25/2018