Alright... Well, I am Every1sBeta, so...yeah.
I am not an avid "author" on fan fiction anymore because most of my works were songfics. Songfics are most likely going to be removed so...enjoy them while you can. I do not update any stories or upload any more fics because of this. I still lurk fandoms (Listed Below) and I'm not adverse to beta-ing if needed or requested.
I am mostly on Archive of our own now http:// archiveofourown . org/ users/ Every1s_Beta
Nationality: United States Citizen.
Favorite books: The Inheritance Cycle; Blood and Chocolate; The Forgotten Realms;
The Hunger Games
Favorite Movies; How to Train Your Dragon; Rise of the Guardians
Favorite Games; Yes. Can't name them all.
Favorite Anime's; Naruto; Fairy Tail
Fandom's I lurkBooks - Inheritance Cycle (not constantly, but I go through looking for good fics maybe 3 times a month) Books - Blood & Chocolate (occasionally, not often anymore) Movies - How To Train Your Dragon (I check this fairly consistently at least 1 time a week) Movies - Rise of The Guardians (I check this at least 3 times a week for new stories that pique my interest) Movies - Guardians Of The Galaxy (Same as above) Anime/Manga - Fairy Tail (Same as above) Anime Manga - Naruto (Every day, multiple times per day, if it ships Naruto OF EITHER GENDER with pretty much any ninja (excluding Sasuke and Sakura) I'll probably at least look at it. Transformers - All Media Types (Every...Single...Day, I legitimately check the full fandom with NO search options outside of "English Language" from the day I check, to at least 2 days back in case I missed something.)
If I am asked to Beta
in these please look through my ships & decide for yourself if I'd be good for it, I CAN beta fics outside of my "ships" My limits are listed below, everything else is pretty much fair game.
HARD LIMITSI will NOT read any vore. Body torture/mutilation in a fic where it's part of the plot is fine (Hello. H/C anyone?) - but I don't enjoy mutilation in a smut fic. Character Death during plot is fine, sex snuffing is something I WILL NOT READ!
SOFT LIMITSBDSM - Not something I read often, just run it by me, I understand and I'm not "afraid" of BDSM, just certain parts of the crowd (Boot Blacking, etc.) that I do not want to read. Thank you for understanding. PWP - 90% Of the time I don't have the patience to seriously read PWP: While it is a guilty pleasure I'd rather not beta for it; If a story has a sex scene while part of a legitimate storyline (e.g. 10KWords with an actual plot and 1k words of lemon) Than I wouldn't mind beta-ing...There's a ratio though of PWP around that is more 500-1.5k words of a plot with another 1k of Porn.)
My ship here changes pretty easily depending on how the story is and if the relationship fits - mostly Saphira/Eragon (If it's believable, not just human-elf thing/dragon), Eragon/Arya (IF IT FITS THE STORY) Murtagh/Nasuada just in general, I love them.
Rise Of The Guardians:
My Primary ship is E. Aster Bunnymund/Jack Frost
My side ship is Pitch Black/Sanderson Mansnoozie.
Guardians Of The Galaxy:
Peter Quill-Starlord/Rocket Raccoon
How To Train Your Dragon:
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Toothless (again if it is believable, bring on the AU's!)
Blood & Chocolate:
Transformers: Um... I'm just gonna name a few of my favorites (Limit 5), you got a story with a premise that interests me? Any ship? I'd probably read it.
- Prowl/Jazz/Soundwave/Barricade (Any combination of the Four P/J, J/S, P/S, P/B/J, P/B/S, S/B, B/J, P/B, S/J/B, doesn't matter love them all);
- Optimus Prime/Megatron;
- Starscream/Skywarp/Thundercracker; Trine dynamics are amazing.
- Just about anything with the Constructicons, be it just them, Structy-Prowl, Structies/Ratchet w/e
Natsu Dragneel/Lucy Heartfilia
- Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto (OR) Uzumaki Naruko
- Inuzuka Kiba/Uzumaki Naruto (OR) Uzumaki Naruko
- Gaara/Uzumaki Naruto (OR) Uzumaki Naruko
- Aburame Shino/Uzumaki Naruto (OR) Uzumaki Naruko
- Kyuubi-Kurama(M)/Uzumaki Naruto (OR) Uzumaki Naruko
I will NOT read Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto. (There are exceptions to this because on occasion I have found some exceptional stories regarding this pairing, but it is a rarity).
Honestly, I rarely read anything including Sasuke And Sakura because DAMN were they horrible.
My Immortal: Arya/Faolin... Eragon learns why Arya refuses his suit... And learns why she acts so stoic around him.
How Could this Happen to Me?: An A/F pairing songfic... It describes Arya's torture at the hands of Durza.
Fall For You: A songfic with an E/S pairing... NO LEMONS, this is just what I really want to happen in the end.
Hope: It's just a poem I wrote, I thought it fit Raven's life story pretty well.
The Wolf's Struggle: I wrote this poem after reading Blood and Chocolate, I think it describes the book pretty well.
Alternative Breaking Dawn Ending: This is, in my opinion, a better ending for Breaking Dawn, and It's not a fighting FIC. All pairings are Canon.
WWWT: Do I even need to explain this... These are just some things I noticed about Twilight that is questionable at best. NO flames, I already warned you about this..."story". (The only reason I have yet to take this 'story' down, is because several of those who actually enjoyed it, asked me not to. Otherwise I'd have deleted it.)
Favorite Quotes/Random Sayings;
"If life hands you lemons, kick life in the balls and run away screaming 'You're not my mommy!'" (-A friend)
If life hands you lemons, write a steamy one and make life wish they took it back ;D (-Somewhere on FF)
Whoever said "Size doesn't matter" Never tried to churn butter with a toothpick. (-Me)
Best Pick Up Line I have ever heard;
Let's make like fabric softner and Snuggle (this one worked on me.)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination! (Bunny rocks!!)
Thanks for reading all of this, (If you didn't just scroll to the bottom like I probably would).