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554 Girls Say the Darnest Things » by Tina Redwood Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 18, words: 27k+, favs: 240, follows: 153, updated: 10/18/2014 published: 3/30/2008
110Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover » by WritingInTheDarkness Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 10k+, favs: 131, follows: 291, updated: 8/17/2014 published: 10/1/2008, Draco M., Hermione G.
117Tripping The Prom Queen » by starryeyed68 Queen Bee Rosalie Hale decides one day to dump her best friend, Bella Swan. With the help of new student, Alice Brandon, Bella decides to seek revenge... A fun little tale of friendship, frenemies, getting even, and finding true love!
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 51k+, favs: 85, follows: 92, updated: 1/20/2013 published: 7/24/2010, Bella, Rosalie
1k+Date a Cullen » by Alice, Rosalie, and Bella get themselves into some drama filled excitement when they decide to join a compeition to try to win the hearts of three bachelors, Jasper, Emmett, and Edward.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 50, words: 63k+, favs: 193, follows: 170, updated: 6/14/2012 published: 7/27/2010
196The Vampire Diaries » by TheLadyShakespeare When you are the most unique person in the world, what is your life like? This is a look into Renesmee's life as a teenager. She tries to be a normal teen, but her uniqueness keeps getting in the way. Renesmee's POV. ******ON HIATUS*****
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 57, words: 62k+, favs: 77, follows: 41, updated: 4/29/2012 published: 12/1/2009, Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward, Bella
82Alice's Sleepover » by GummyBear1901 Alice invited Bella over for a Sleepover. Bella makes a run for it. What happens?
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 15, words: 11k+, favs: 47, follows: 32, updated: 12/4/2011 published: 4/24/2010, Bella, Emmett
89 Leaving the Twilight Universe » by Goddess of the Multiverses The Cullens and Jacob are magically transported to the normal human universe where there are no ey have to go to school as normal humans and put up with all the n they handle what the girls have to say about the Twilight Saga?OOCness
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 23, words: 34k+, favs: 47, follows: 24, updated: 8/6/2011 published: 8/25/2010
260Perverted Potions » by Great Teacher SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 25k+, favs: 296, follows: 393, updated: 7/7/2011 published: 7/16/2007, Severus S., Hermione G.
18The survey » by Edward-Hot Bella is filling a survey, and all the Cullens fill it too! Maybe some extra characters later...
Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 11, follows: 15, updated: 10/29/2010 published: 11/1/2009, Edward, Bella
208 That's What She Said! » by Kaiaa A simple joke led to a school year of love, laughter, and... inappropriate behavior. Ah well. That's what you get when you put six 8th graders together at Forks Middle School! ALL HUMAN. B/E, R/Em, A/J.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 13, words: 16k+, favs: 98, follows: 60, updated: 9/11/2010 published: 11/21/2009, Bella, Edward
8 Apologies by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit Nessie borrows a pair of Alice's shoes without asking, and Alice doesn't quite agree with her on that. Oneshot, fluff, really. Please R&R.
Twilight, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, 4/24/2010, Renesmee C./Nessie, Alice
42Brand new school, brand new idiot » by Azzi.Turner The vampires and wolves have moved to a new town, and are attending a new school. Jacob and Rosalie end up having all the same classes and a practical joke war begins!:
Twilight, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 13, updated: 3/20/2010 published: 10/24/2009, Rosalie, Jacob
46Forever Teens » by Marrabelle Poor Esme...If only she could drink her stress away. Alas, she has vampire teens who can't help but get themselves into trouble! A collection of ONE SHOTS mainly about Alice & Rosalie's shenanigans. Other Cullens maybe involved. Younger vampire ages!
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 41, follows: 24, updated: 3/18/2010 published: 10/7/2009, Alice, Rosalie
118 Oh No You Didn't! » by taylorcullenforever alice and bella are in a class together... they pass notes and here are their notes... the cullens might come in too... Written by me and my friend! HILARIOUS! READ and R & R! Warning Some Sexual Theme 14 and up
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 9, words: 7k+, favs: 65, follows: 54, updated: 1/17/2010 published: 6/2/2008, Edward, Bella
Twilight, K, English, words: 192, favs: 75, follows: 17, 9/21/2009
1k+ Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons » by Padfoot the Marauder Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 34k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 713, updated: 9/20/2009 published: 6/27/2004, Hermione G., Draco M.
16 Emmett and Jasper Babysit Jane by Eyes for Eternity The title says it all. OOC. A story of hamsters, apples, and medical equipment. And a puppy named Oreo. R/R! You know you want to...Peace! T for very mild swearing
Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 6, 6/15/2009, Emmett, Jane
138Black Friday Alice Cullen Style! » by marykat Alice challenges the whole family to see who can get the best deal shopping on Black Friday. Everyone uses their "gifts" and hilarity ensues! I have three words for you: Emmett, lingerie and dressing room! Post Breaking Dawn, traditional pairings.
Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 30k+, favs: 66, follows: 51, updated: 3/28/2009 published: 1/11/2009, Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
1k+ SexyWitches Inc » by Tina Redwood My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 35, words: 49k+, favs: 628, follows: 330, updated: 2/18/2009 published: 2/16/2008, Ginny W., Blaise Z.
386The Slumber Party » by Appy4la Alice and Rosalie invite Bella over to a sleepover. What will happen? Normal slumber party? I think not...
Twilight, K, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 21k+, favs: 227, follows: 179, updated: 8/10/2008 published: 6/10/2006
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