HELLOOOOO!!!!! I seriously don't know what to write here so...

I guess this is where I should describe myself, (and this is the part when you scroll down hoping for something more interesting) basically, I am just this thirteen year old girl; I HATE being the centre of attention. Actually, that depends how because I love to dance so when I am performing on stage I just LOVE it.:D

I really don't want write anything else about myself because I just don't know what to write.

I know that I should have updated my profile sooner but I was to busy reading the amazing and completely awesome fanfics (How do some people write so well???). xD

These are some of my favourite books(not all because otherwise the list will be WAYYY to long): Harry Potter (these books are epic!), The Twilight series, Percy Jackson, 39 clues and of course all Meg Cabot books (she is one of the greatest writers ever born on the face of this planet)

Ummmm...so thats it I guess.

BYE!!!:))))

Stupid recall warnings:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)