Sup,people?

About me: Okay,so I'm 16 and I'm a chick. I'm stubborn,naíve,way too honest and direct. I love my friends and would do anything for them. I eat.A lot,yet I'm slim. (what can I say ? fast metabolism) Oh,and I'm 1.72m. English is not my mother language. I'm from Europe,Bulgaria and I've been studying English for 12 years (started when I was four,for those of you who can't calculate properly :D ) . I'm currently learning Spanish and Japanese. I love anime...It's become a very important part of my life (no,I'm not obsessed) and people think of me as a strange teen with a strange obsession..

I hate liars,cheaters,people who not only disrespect others,but disrecpet themselves as well; I can't stand petenders...That's something that makes me sick... I'm not fond of self-centered people...

Another strange,yet kinda intersting thing about me : I've broken a lot of things in my body... Ribs,wrists,fingers,ankles and nose ; I've also suffored from a lot of diseases,including cancer so I consider myself immortal :D ... No joke. I'm clumsy beyond belief :D

I love to write...Sadly I don't have the time to post my fics here and don't judge by my previous stories,because they are from ... 1-2 years... I've written a lot of stories,or at least started writing,still I don't have the time to show you guys how I've improved... I guess that's that for now... I'm gonna try and post some stuff the next week or two...hope you'll like it :)

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

If you'd asked me a two years ago I would've answered 'Naruto' in an instant,but now,with the anime progressing,I can't say for sure. Each character is amazing and is showing more and more power...Still,I would probabbly say Naruto,Gaara,Sasuke,Neji,Hinata and Sakura.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

Naruhina,SasuSaku (I've become keen on them ) and KibaIno (for some reason...No idea why :D )

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

I would say hentai fan for sure,but I have nothing against yaoi,its just not my thing.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nope.Wish I have,though.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

I've got a Naruhina bedding,some...okay MANY posters,fan fictions , some drawings (mine and my friends's ) and...hmm...and many notebooks and school stiff ;)

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Yes...There was a time when I was so obsessed with the idea,that I though I had gone mad.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

Naruhina. No doupt about that.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku. SasuNaru just creeps the Hell out of me ...

9) Which team is your favorite?

I love all of the teams.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

What theory? Tobi is Uchiha Madara.

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

Again,it is proved -- Minato and Kushina are Naruto's parents.

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Definately Itachi!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I love Sasuke,but he's an ass.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Yes.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

I might have failed to see ALL of them,but most of them...yeah .

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

NO.

17) Sub or dub?

Sub.I like the original voices :) Dubs suck.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

I can't hate Sakura.She saved Naruto ... AND HINATA ... but sometimes I want to brake her neck!

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Tobbi - Hullarious ! Uchiha Madara -- total asshole!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

He is Uchiha Madara!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Well,I don't think he's sexy in that green suit :D:D:D But he's not a nerd.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

I've never thought about it...

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

Awesome!

24) Which character would be the best OOC?

I don't know.Maybe no one ...no WAIT! Maybe Kakashi :D

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

If I didn't I wouldn't be on the computer 7 hours a day, would I?

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

I'm trying to.

27) Do you like lemons?

I adore them and yes, I am a big pervert and I'm proud of that. But not all lemons are worth your time ...

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My parents know I'm in love with this anime hero and they think I am crazy .Especially my mom :D

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

I have and I don't like them much.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

Yes.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes,my cousin,my sister and my best friend :D

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

Once I drew Hinata in a swimsuit.The suit was WAY too revealing and my Spanish teacher saw that and was like "What are you doing in class ,girl??"

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'

Just answered it :) Of course my friends knew I drew Naruto back then.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

My life - ABSOLUTELY! My grades-not really

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Why would I be broke?

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

No thanks :D Well..now when I think about it I've always been curious about WHY THE HELL DOES KAKASHI LOVE THEM SO MUCH! So the answer is yes :D

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No,of course not! The Akatsuki leader is Madara

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

I have some drawings,yes.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

God no!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yup.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Absolutely!

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?

I don't think so.I have Ten Ten's hair and her eyes.

NARUTO 4EVER!!

30 reasons why girls are the best:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple but it only took a woman to convince Adam.

Hail 'em ladies, betches!

Naruto fanfics are overpopulated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.

If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile

If you hate NejiHina then copy & paste this into your profile

If you believe that NarutoHanabi is a crime, put your name on the list and this to your profile! adngo714 and DarkSamuraiX1999, Uzumaki Ricky , Kataangforever2

If someone trying to convince you that any Hinata pairing that isn't NaruHina, is good pisses you off copy and paste to your profile!

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999, Uzumaki Ricky , Kataangforever2

If you have music in your soul,post this on your profile.

Just how random/crazy are you?

1) When you start talking to none-animated objects and your friends looks at you with an WTF? face

2) You bust into a random song and everyone around looks at you like your crazy

3) When you dive into a icy cold pool naked

4) When you use your little brother or sister as protection against 'ghosts'.

5) Starts a random conversation that has nothing to do with your friends issues

6) You laugh or giggle every time you hear the word 'fart'

7) Make funny/disgusting noises in a movie theater

8) You spend WAAAAAAAAAY too much time in your own world

9) Voices in your head and make a comment out loud

10) Trip on your own two feet and laugh it off

If you have done any of this, copy and paste this on your profile to tell the whole world about it xD

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU by NaruxHina831 (Formerly known as Anti NaruxSaku)

1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hits Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

never comforted him like Hinata did, or gave him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is too violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree with these reasons copy and paste this into your profile.

THE WE LOVE NARU/HINA CLUB : If you love the idea that Naruto and hinata should hook up copy and paste this to your page and ad your name. Oodama Rasengan, The First Kitsukage, Hinakunoichi,naruhina-4evver, silvershark94, Dani-chanime, Kataangforever2

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Dani-chanime, Sammy Lewis,

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto are NOT Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile. Because they are NOT!!

If you can hear the voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile. (LMAO! See, it pays to know a different language!)

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.